Month: September 2013

Howdy dear readers! Today through Saturday, you can get The Boss free from Amazon! Some of you are new here, so let me explain what The Boss is. It’s an erotic romance with a kinky Dom billionaire and a twenty-something sub, written specifically to counter all the abusive, non-con stuff in 50 Shades of Grey. I’ve heard it described as The Devil Wears Prada meets The Secretary. I think that’s apt.

Anyway, it’s free today through Sept. 7th, so tell the 50 Shades fan or anti-fan in your life. Or yourself (And yes, still planning on offering The Boss for free again after the KDP Select promotion ends in November, for those curious/anxious). Buy link is after the blurb:

Sophie Scaife almost ran away once, trading her ticket to college for a ticket to Tokyo. But a delayed flight and a hot one-night stand with a stranger changed her mind, putting her firmly on track to a coveted position at a New York fashion magazine.

When the irresistible stranger from that one incredible night turns out to be her new boss – billionaire and publishing magnate Neil Elwood – Sophie can’t resist the chance to rekindle the spark between them… and the opportunity to explore her submissive side with the most Dominant man she’s ever known.

Neil is the only man who has ever understood Sophie’s need to submit in the bedroom, and the only man who has ever satisfied those desires. When their scorching, no-strings-attached sexual relationship becomes something more, Sophie must choose between her career and heart… or risk losing them both.

Get it for free from Amazon.com

Two evil blondes who will probably try to steal your boyfriend have been cast as Christian “hanging in that way” Grey and Anastasia “European names are dumb” Steele in the Fifty Shades movie. Christian will played by Charlie Hunnam, better known from Sons of Anarchy and Queer as Folk, and Ana will be played by some ugly bitch who will never love Christian Grey as much as you do. NEVER!

Dakota Johnson is actually Melanie Griffith’s daughter, so I have to hope, pray, and cross my fingers that we’re a step closer to seeing Melanie as Mrs. Elena Bitch Troll Robinson.

I wish both of these crazy kids nothing but the best as they mangle their careers irreparably by stepping up as the only B-squad actors who would touch the roles with a ten foot pole. Whatever gambling debts or student loans they’re trying to pay off by joining this shit show are sure to be resolved.

Now that the roles are cast, what scene are you most looking forward to, dear reader? I’m torn between the tampon scene, or the one they have to write in to make it seem like Ana has any agency or gives consent.