I just found this spam comment in moderation, and it’s AMAZING:
This is because CCS Elementary School is said to be haunted by the ghost of an elderly women was murdered in the building. It may be just an urban legend, but it is said that she was pushed down a staircase, where she lay in a heap until her murderer picked up her lifeless body and placed it in the dumpster out back.
WTF, spam comment. Don’t leave me hanging. What happened next?!