FADE IN
INT. JENNY’S BEDROOM – DAY
JENNY, an elegant woman of taste and distinction, eats chocolate pretzels pantsless beside her husband, MR. JEN, a strange man. They’re watching the “Top Ten Pop Songs from The ’90s” list on MsMojo. Aqua’s “Barbie Girl” plays in the background.
VOICE OVER
(on TV)
It’s doubtful it’s anyone’s favorite song…
Jenny looks pointedly at Mr. Jen, who grins.
JENNY
It’s doubtful, right?
Mr. Jen keeps on grinning.
JENNY
I just cannot believe that about you. I can’t believe that is your favorite song.
Mr. Jen is still grinning , unashamed.
JENNY
Like, it’s not in a funny way. It’s not in an ironic way. It is genuinely, and without sarcasm, your favorite song of all time.
MR. JEN
It’s a good song.
JENNY
Good?
MR. JEN
It’s the best song.
FADE OUT
THE END