*applicable to the Trout house, only.
Items
Green Shell Green Shell
Red Shell Red Shell
Spiny Shell No, everybody!
Banana Peel Banana Shell
Any of the triple items Rotating [item]
Boomerang Australian Come-backer
Star Star Man
Fire Flower Ahhh bababababababababababababy I’m a fireball *imitate the horn line*
Blooper Squid Ink
Item Box Power Up Question Mark
Super Horn Sound Block
Bob-omb Bomb
Crazy 8 No! Oh holy shit I’m going to die I got the eight! I got the eight!
Characters
Princess Peach Princess Pee
Donkey Kong Dongly Knob or Knobbly Dong
Toad Tod
Toadette Todette
Baby Mario BM
Baby Peach Baby Pee
Tanooki Mario Mario 3
Cat Peach Cat Pee
Dry Bowser Dry Boner
Roy Woo-Woo
Baby Luigi Butthole Linguini
Pink Gold Peach Pink Gold Pee
Do you have any stupid names for characters in games you play? Are they as juvenile as most of these?