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A Statement On Recent Twitter Activity

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Because Twitter has locked my account for encouraging self-harm, I have to make this statement here. The “self-harm” I encouraged was telling an abusive person to “breathe water” after he suggested I “stop breathing.” Why would I do such a thing?

Last night, I said some inflammatory but true things about the NRA. I said they were a terrorist organization responsible for every single mass shooting in the United States.

You heard me. True. That is a true statement.

After a few hundred responses calling me a fat cunt and advising me to die, I tweeted that we should melt down all the guns in the country and drown all NRA members and Trump supporters in the vat of molten metal.

Those who follow me on social media know that this is very on-brand.

I also stated that I didn’t care if Trump voters and NRA members lived or died. This is only a partially true statement, as I was directly addressing the people who were sending abusive tweets. But alt-right troll Jack Probesiec isolated that tweet and broadcast it to his hundreds of thousands of followers. Including other alt-right trolls including Curt Schlitter, Ian Miles Cheong, Joe Walsh, and NRA spokeswoman Dana Loesch’s husband, whose name I can’t remember because he’s not as important as his wife. There were others with large followings, as well, who decried my “death threat” tweet.

Because to these fools, not caring deeply about their lives and their right to own as many shooty-go-bang-bangs as they can stockpile in their arsenal is a direct death threat. And they responded with:

  • Various comments about my weight, mental health, sexual orientation, and religion/culture because several of them were convinced that I’m Jewish
  • GIFs and photos of fat people they find to be abhorrent and grotesque
  • Remarks about “Arabs,” “Muslims,” “immigrants,” “jihad,” “Asians,” “Koreans,” and “gang bangers”
  • Comparisons of African-Americans to chimpanzees
  • Allegations that I’m fatherless…which is true but not really my fault unless you lack critical thinking skills
  • Detailed fantasies about how they’ll watch me or my children being raped and do nothing
  • Pity for my “cuck” husband, who is forced to be with me
  • Various fish-related insults that probably felt very clever at the time
  • Demands that I come to their house and try to take their guns, that I meet them in person, and one person even posted their own home address
  • My home address, former name, the names of some of my relatives and even the place of my husband’s employment

Some of them were, ironically, mocking my “large hands”. Considering it’s coming from the Trump crowd, who defend him and his bigly, bigly yuge hands all the time, this seems like a weird criticism. Also weird? The guy who tried to roast me by saying that I can’t give my dad an erection.

How widespread is this? Well, according to Twitter analytics, in the months of March, February, and January I averaged around four million “impressions” per month.

I’ve also averaged four million “impressions” this month. Which is…four days old.

At one point last night, I had blocked 200 people, only to scroll up and find 809 notifications waiting for me.

Not all of the tweets were abusive. A lot of people are “sad” for me. Or they’re praying for me and hoping Christ will come into my heart and tell me to put down the donuts. Many of them were simply telling me how much they don’t care about my opinion. Thousands of people don’t care so much that they had to flood my Twitter mentions, message me on Facebook, find any public Facebook post I’ve ever made, and track down my husband to make sure that we all know they do not care.

And gosh. All of this has just worn me down, right to the ground. And I want to apologize. Because I’m very, very sorry.

I’m sorry so many of you were in the Armed Forces. You should not have been representing our country abroad. I do not thank you for your service, despite the several of you that demanded I do so.

I’m sorry that you feel the best way to communicate your ideas is through sloppy memes of Hillary Clinton.

I’m sorry that one of you has an Abraham Lincoln parody account but can’t appreciate the irony in using it to defend guns.

I’m sorry that so many of you don’t have mirrors in your homes and don’t understand that a fat person calling another fat person fat isn’t the devastating insult you think it is.

I’m sorry that your mom’s abortion didn’t take.

I’m sorry that so many conservative women have figured out how to bleach their hair with drugstore products, but don’t know how to follow it up with toner or conditioner.

I’m sorry that MAGAs uniformly don’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re,” and it’s unfortunate that they mix those up while calling people ignorant, idiots, stupid, and uneducated.

But most of all, I’m sorry that you think that because I said I don’t care about you or your right to own your toys, I should be afraid of you. I am not afraid of you. I will never be afraid of you. Because if you need to own sixty guns, you’re a coward. If you need to assert how tough and manly and violent you are, you’re afraid. Because your fear bleeds through every one of your pathetic, uninspired, unimaginative words. You call for civil war, violent revolution, rising up, and then the moment there’s a mass shooting, you move fast to avoid being blamed for it. You’re pretty shitty terrorists if you won’t own these attacks. Even Al-Qaeda took credit for shit they didn’t do.

So, do what you’re going to do. You’re already contacting Amazon (who will obviously be very eager to help Trump supporters right now, I’m sure they’ll get right on that), companies who published my books a decade ago and with whom I’ve burned my own bridges, thanks, people I work with (who are fully aware of who I am and what I represent), and whatever other institution you think is going to come along and spank me for being mean to you about your boomsticks.

You don’t matter. You’ll never matter. You know you don’t matter. And that’s why you need a controversial object in your home to reassure you that somehow, someday, you might be able to prove your worth in a fantasy home invasion or public shoot-out. Continue stockpiling all your unnecessary accessories to make your Great Value rifles look like the video game version of a useful tactical weapon. Because at the end of the day, no matter how you threaten, no matter what you lob at me, I still walk away without the blood of murdered children on my hands.

You can’t say the same for yourself.

305 Comments

  1. Anon
    Anon

    Consider that Twitter refuses to shut down or censor neo-Nazi pages. You should be proud you caught their eye.

    I saw some of the exchanges last night. People suck.

    April 4, 2018
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    • garo
      garo

      You’d like that wouldn’t you you little cryptofacist

      April 5, 2018
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      • Clippy
        Clippy

        You seem to be trying to construct an insult! Allow me to help:

        “You’d like that, wouldn’t you, you little crypto-fascist?”

        April 5, 2018
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      • Anon
        Anon

        Um … What?

        April 5, 2018
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      • the-great-dragon
        the-great-dragon

        I will never be able to read/hear the term ‘crypto-fascist’ without thinking of Red Dwarf.

        April 6, 2018
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        • (Different) Rebecca
          (Different) Rebecca

          Srsly. That’s where my mind went, and now I’m laughing.

          April 6, 2018
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  2. Sushi
    Sushi

    I won’t hold my breath waiting for Twitter to take the same hardline stance against people sending you and your family rape/death threats, doxxing or actual literal Nazis. Bleugh.

    April 4, 2018
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  3. Vix
    Vix

    I saw this go down on twitter yesterday and today and it was totally horrifying. On the other hand, I want to adopt you as my spirit animal because you are so damn fearless. And awesome.
    Stay strong and know that we’ve got your back. x

    April 4, 2018
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    • Dove
      Dove

      Are we allowed to have the same spirit animal? XD

      April 4, 2018
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      • Leigh
        Leigh

        Jen is my Patronus

        April 4, 2018
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      • Vix
        Vix

        Hell yeah, we are! XD

        April 4, 2018
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    • AJ
      AJ

      Jenny is my Patronus

      April 5, 2018
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    • Alexander Stallwitz
      Alexander Stallwitz

      Yeah, watching the digital lynch mob attack Jenny was horrifying and depressing. It was like a horde of rabid junkyard dogs descented on her. It made realize that owning guns to these people are a religion. And they had to punish the unbeliever for daring to question their God. For a bunch that claim to be Christians, Someone should tell them about False Idols and how thats a big No-No.

      April 5, 2018
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    • Donald Trump
      Donald Trump

      Unless of course someone burglarizes your house and you don’t have the means to defend yourself.

      Then NOBODY has your back!

      April 5, 2018
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      • MamaLich
        MamaLich

        Tell that to Michael Giles, genius.

        Even if you defended yourself in states with ‘Stand your Ground’ laws, nobody has your back.

        April 5, 2018
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      • Vix
        Vix

        Uh… Someone once burglarized my dad’s house and stole thousands of dollars of… wait for it… guns.

        They defended his house SO WELL. At least he learned a lesson and now he keeps them in a gun safe.

        April 5, 2018
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  4. Angela
    Angela

    I’ve been meaning to buy another one of your books – buying one now – you’re awesome.

    April 4, 2018
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  5. Masha
    Masha

    I’m not American, so my thoughts and opinions on gun-related matters are, at this point, rather academic.

    But can someone explain to me WHY, in every European country I’ve been to and/or whose news I follow, including the place I currently live, conditioner seems to be anathema to right-wing women? The sole exception are those few 20-year old Aryan goddesses who function as some sort of fascist sexpots. Everyone else? Literal hay looks better nourished and moisturised. Is there a hair-care pledge you’re required to take right after you’ve sworn to defend white/Christian/sovereign/national* rights? Or is shiny hair somehow satanist/communist/feminist/vegan*, and no-one told me?

    *whichever applies

    April 4, 2018
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    • Dove
      Dove

      I dunno. How expensive and easy to find is conditioner?

      April 4, 2018
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    • Vix
      Vix

      Eh, I don’t know if it’s so much that they skip the conditioner as that bleaching your hair blond is going to wreck it, especially if you want to wear it long and straighten it every day, no matter what your political views are.
      I imagine that the far-right-leaning ladies idealise blond youthfulness and so pursue that look to the detriment of their shiny locks.
      I write this as a screaming liberal who has, not that long ago, had to go a lot darker and shorter to maintain the condition of my hair and I don’t even heat treat unless I’m going somewhere fancy.

      April 4, 2018
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    • Laura H
      Laura H

      I believe a fourth grade education doesn’t mix well with more advanced instructions and readmes without step by step pictorial diagrams.

      April 4, 2018
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      • ViolettaD
        ViolettaD

        The bleach is supposed to make them look Aryan. Because you gotta be blond like Hitler, athletic like Goerring, honest like Goebbels, avoid “callous indifference towards people” like Hess….

        Didn’t you know? Bleach and hair-straightener indicate Genetic Superiority!

        Just THINK of all the people who wasted money on spiral perms back in the ’80s.

        April 5, 2018
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    • the-great-dragon
      the-great-dragon

      I’m more confused about the trend of bashing right wing/bigoted women by making generalizations about their hair. Terf bangs? Brittle alt-right bleached hair?

      Idk. It’s weird how we’re all fine taking problematic potshots when we’ve found “acceptable” targets.

      April 6, 2018
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      • Djoulou
        Djoulou

        Seconded

        April 9, 2018
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  6. Dove
    Dove

    *starts a slow clap for what will hopefully turn into a standing ovation*

    The gun companies own the NRA so these people are defending fearmongering advertisers. Get some AdBlock for that shit, like everyone else does. Hell, Putin is probably laughing his ass off and using this as a reason people should avoid capitalism.

    April 4, 2018
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    • Sigyn Wisch
      Sigyn Wisch

      *joins in applause*

      April 4, 2018
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    • garo
      garo

      If I needed proof that libtards are dumb this was it

      April 5, 2018
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      • papertiger
        papertiger

        Ooooh, watch out everyone, we got a badass over here

        April 5, 2018
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      • Garo's Mom
        Garo's Mom

        If you don’t log off this second I’m disabling the router again.

        April 5, 2018
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        • Anon
          Anon

          We have a white supremacist wannabe militia leader here who was big in the news after Parkland for trying to take credit for training Cruz (it was a lie and there are maybe three people in this guy’s “militia”). This little twerp was arrested on unrelated charges a couple weeks ago.

          Guess where he lives? (Hint: We don’t have basements in Florida, but if we did, it would be in her basement.)

          April 5, 2018
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  7. (Different) Rebecca
    (Different) Rebecca

    It should go without saying that I find the response to your tweets abhorrent, but what I’m really hung up on right now is…fish related insults? Because of your name? Oh my fucking god… *massive eyeroll*

    April 4, 2018
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    • RedHanded Jill
      RedHanded Jill

      The insults were definitely not very well thought out. The one that killed me was about being so unattractive as to not arouse her father. I mean, thanks?

      April 4, 2018
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      • (Different) Rebecca
        (Different) Rebecca

        Right? I mean, what goes on in these people’s heads? I’m perfectly content not to ever thing of the words ‘arouse’ and ‘my father’ in context with each other. I’m rather assuming most women share my opinion…

        April 4, 2018
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  8. RedHanded Jill
    RedHanded Jill

    I saw it all go down in real time yesterday and was absolutely horrified. I mean, their behavior is unsurprising, but so, so disgusting. I reported the very worst ones that were clearly violating Twitter rules, and out of all of the reports, maybe 3 of those Tweets were taken down. I’m sure you already know this, but you are awesome and brave and beautiful. I’ve been following your blog since the beginning of the Fifty Shades recaps (mostly lurking), and I am always eager to read your writing, both in blog and book forms (The Boss was the first romance novel I ever liked).

    April 4, 2018
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    • Slim McGee
      Slim McGee

      @ redhanded Jill

      What’s equally disturbing is your lack of concern for the sociopathic and callous indifference toward tens of millions of people proudly displayed by this obscene, grotesque blob.

      This is lost on many of you because you’re probably just as bad as she is.

      April 5, 2018
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      • Cait H
        Cait H

        What’s equally disturbing is your lack of concern for the sociopathic and callous indifference toward tens of millions of victims proudly displayed by the NRA.

        This is lost on many of you because you’re probably just as bad as that orange buffoon and his Russian jerk-off buddies.

        April 5, 2018
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        • Slim McGee
          Slim McGee

          @cait h

          This is where you’re wrong. We do care and we state so. We just know your solution regarding gun bans would be ineffective in a nation with 300 million guns. Pointless in fact. The cats out of the bag. You do not have the manpower, infrastructure or will power to accomplish disarming the public of firearms you find scary.

          If you really cared youd support putting in place thendwme security measures for our kids that we do in every other place we don’t want people victimized.

          But you don’t care. You simply want to exploit dead kids to ban guns.

          April 5, 2018
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          • Mimi
            Mimi

            It’s about as feasible as deporting the millions of undocumented immigrants that are already here and yet somehow on that topic everyone is ready to roll up their shirt sleeves and give it a college try.

            I guess the GOP is just really committed to destroying families any way they can. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

            The security measures I would like to put in place to protect children involve reducing the number of dangerous weapons on the street but for some reason we call that “exploiting dead kids” now.

            April 6, 2018
      • candy apple
        candy apple

        This is lost on many of you because you’re probably just as bad as she is.

        No, sugar, I’m worse.

        April 5, 2018
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  9. How much do you want a bet that if one of these alt-right trolls got a ban/lock/whatever, they would start handwringing about free speech?

    And while it sucks that you’re suspended, watching you unload on all those idiots was super cathartic. Unfortunately, a suspension is frequently the price people pay for A+ counter-troll game.

    April 4, 2018
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    • garo
      garo

      You’d like people silences, wouldn’t you you cryptofacist?

      April 5, 2018
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      • papertiger
        papertiger

        Oh, sweetie, do you even know what that word means? Pipe down, the adults are talking.

        April 5, 2018
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      • I don’t think “cryptofascist” means what you think it means but sure OK.

        April 5, 2018
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        • ViolettaD
          ViolettaD

          He keeps using that word….

          April 5, 2018
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      • candy apple
        candy apple

        You’d like people silences, wouldn’t you you cryptofacist?

        Not all people, baby, just yours. And I’m a Marxist.

        April 5, 2018
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      • Garo's Big Adventure
        Garo's Big Adventure

        The Silences of the Lambs?

        April 5, 2018
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  10. This is just insane. I’m sorry this happened, but wow, Jenny, wow. That comeback was legendary.

    April 4, 2018
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  11. Kathryn
    Kathryn

    I’m sorry you’re having to deal with all this bullshit, and also admire your continued decimation of their terrible “owns.” I’m sending you positive self-care thoughts!

    April 4, 2018
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  12. Katy
    Katy

    You’re wonderful, and please take care of yourself. I know you know the vitriol being heaped is nonsense, but if you need a break from it, take a break.

    I’m sorry you’re being attacked by vile people.

    April 4, 2018
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  13. melancthe
    melancthe

    Not that this wasn’t a legendary takedown, but honestly if someone tells you to stop breathing you are totally within your rights to tell them to swallow glass or what have you. You don’t need to justify it.

    April 4, 2018
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  14. Sigyn Wisch
    Sigyn Wisch

    … “I don’t care if X people live or die” is a very different statement from “everybody in X group should go die”, but I guess it doesn’t make a difference to people who care more about harassing others than common sense.

    Ugh… Okay so, we have the right to own guns, as long as we know how to use them responsibly and there isn’t a chance that we will use them irresponsibly. That’s literally all gun control means. I don’t know why people are getting so butthurt about it. People who can’t prove they know how to drive safely aren’t allowed to have cars, and those fuckers aren’t even made to use as weapons.

    ???even if you were Jewish, who cares? Is this, like, the Eric Cartman school of insults? Also. Comments about your weight, ethnicity, health (mental or otherwise), religion, etc. are all ad hominem fallacies and, while I know it must have been really overwhelming for you to see all that shit, it’s just rubbish because they can’t refute your actual points using real logic.

    The racial comments were completely off-topic, I can’t even with their unlogic.

    Hello yes, right-wing dickspadoodles, please don’t encourage the rape of children, or any other people. I feel like they’re competing to see who can be the most childish, like,
    Jenny: I do not experience enthusiasm for the lives of gun nuts.
    Trolls: oh YEAH well WE don’t care if you or your kids get RAPED so THERE.

    Gee I missed the part of marriage where you’re not legally allowed to leave if it isn’t working for you.

    Ah yes, the “say it to my face” bullshit, which is actually a veiled threat because they can use the shooty bang on you if you show up. But it’s not even like you’re actively trying to remove guns from their home? You’re just venting on the internet?

    Oh dear. I’m sorry you were doxxed, and I hope nothing bad happens to you or your family as a result.

    BIG HANDS TYPE GOOD
    also ew??? You’re not supposed to arouse/be aroused by family members? And as you pointed out yourself, lol what dad?

    Jesus doesn’t care how many doughnuts you eat. I’m pretty sure he’s got more important things to worry about.

    “I’m sorry that your mom’s abortion didn’t take” is my favorite so far.

    *Touches hair self-consciously* …I forgot condition day, thanks for reminding me.

    By the way, if you ever need an alt Twitter or what have you, I’m sure I’ve got an extra one lying around I haven’t used for a while. You’d just need to take off my info, but you’re welcome to it XD

    In conclusion, ALL HAIL JENNY, GODDESS OF SALT!

    April 4, 2018
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    • “???even if you were Jewish, who cares?”

      Antisemites. That’s who cares. That’s why they think it’s an insult.

      April 4, 2018
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      • ViolettaD
        ViolettaD

        If they bothered to read this site, they’d know she’s a lapsed Catholic and practicing neo-Pagan. They could criticise her for THAT, instead of pulling theories out of their back pocket.

        April 5, 2018
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        • Aletheia
          Aletheia

          They could, but to them, being Jewish is the worst thing imaginable (which shows how tiny their brains and experiences are, because Jewish people are awesome, but I digress). If anything, knowing her background would make them call her anti-Semitic things even more, because oh shock, oh horror, a (former) Christian being called *Jewish*! The world will end! Cats and dogs living together, mass hysteria!!1!!1

          /sarcasm and vitriol aimed at them

          /sigh

          April 6, 2018
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    • the-great-dragon
      the-great-dragon

      RE: The Jewish thing – The trolls and alt-righters are convinced that Globalists (translation: Jewish People/”Zionists”) are controlling politics/the media/the world. A lot of alt-righters’ perceived persecution (the war on Christmas, globalization, climate change, economic inequality, religious persecution, Gun control) is the fault ‘Globalists’ (i.e. Jewish People)

      It really doesn’t matter if you’re *actually* Jewish. The idea is that if you believe anything alt-righters don’t, then you’ve been corrupted by the ‘Globalists’ and you’re basically a Jewish shill.

      April 6, 2018
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  15. Rin
    Rin

    They just need a nice cocktail of gasoline. They’ll be fine.

    April 4, 2018
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    • Anon
      Anon

      If FOX tells them to drink it, they will. I’m thinking there might be a plan here somewhere. Convince FOX that drinking gasoline makes you a better Christian and they’ll pass that along to all their minions and voila!

      April 5, 2018
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  16. Donna F
    Donna F

    I seriously wanted to stand and cheer several times while reading this post. Just awesome. Hang tough!

    April 4, 2018
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  17. Those motherfuckers are the lowest of the low. And yes, the NRA = terrorist organization, and fuck your guns, you selfish pieces of shit all aquiver with fragile toxic masculinity.

    Is that clear enough?

    April 4, 2018
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    • garo
      garo

      Emily Barnard=Cunt, who lives with her cats and is butt ugly enough to crack a mirror. Is THAT clear enough for you?

      April 5, 2018
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      • papertiger
        papertiger

        Shame. Friend. We need to talk. These ad hominem attacks of yours don’t scream “well-educated badass putting you in your place”, they just scream “I’m a shitty person who thinks that the only purpose women have is making my tiny dick hard so I can finally see it without a microscope”

        April 5, 2018
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      • Garo's Mom
        Garo's Mom

        What do you have against cats?

        Fuck, I really screwed up raising you.

        April 5, 2018
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        • My cats’ turds are smarter and more competent than Garo.

          Don’t you love when these fools have to immediately resort to “you’re fat and ugly” insults. I mean, have you SEEN these gun-toting Cletuses? How many of your own teeth do they have left in their heads? When was the last time they saw soap and hot water? Why do they have bigger tits than I do?

          April 5, 2018
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          • Anon
            Anon

            No! You live with cats?! That’s. like, the worst thing anyone could ever possibly do!

            April 5, 2018
      • Minette
        Minette

        That insult is just a tiny step above “I’m rubber, you’re glue” on the insult scale. Try harder, you whiny crybaby.

        April 5, 2018
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      • ViolettaD
        ViolettaD

        I like BIG DOGS and I cannot lie
        Great Pyrs are totally fly
        I could cuddle a Cane Corso
        With my torso
        Even more so with St. B’s
        In the breeze
        They’re so furry I’ll never freeze
        You can keep your notion all chicks like cats, cats are fine, but I like some hounds
        Doggies are DOWN.

        April 5, 2018
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  18. Anonymous
    Anonymous

    Amen!

    April 4, 2018
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  19. You are awesome and fearless.
    And those people are just awful human beings.

    April 4, 2018
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  20. I don’t even know what to say, other than I am so sorry! I’m sorry we live in a society that people feel as though they can say anything they want to someone who happens to have a different opinion than them. I’m sorry people are shitty and spout violent crap hiding behind the mask of anonymity the Internet affords them. As I’ve said before, people suck and I hate them. I like individuals, but as a whole people really do suck.

    You, my friend, are brave to give your opinion then defend it over and over. Don’t ever let them get you down and don’t change. You’re much too awesome

    April 4, 2018
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  21. Big Fan
    Big Fan

    You are literally a fat worthless piece of shit. What in your obese, artery filled mind do you think you can claim yourself to be one of the “tolerant” and “respectful” left yet say you don’t care about the well-being of someone that doesn’t support your commie beliefs. You are a ugly disgusting hypocrite and probably shouldn’t be talking about gun control, especially the next time you call the police because some dude stole your lazangia

    April 4, 2018
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      • Hillary
        Hillary

        Sorry he’s another one of those dumb fascists

        April 4, 2018
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      • KC
        KC

        Lasagna, I guess? I’m more confused about the “artery-filled mind” bit. I mean, clearly this man does not have any blood flowing to his brain, but I’m not sure how this is an insult, exactly.

        April 4, 2018
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        • RedHanded Jill
          RedHanded Jill

          Artery-filled mind. I can’t. JFC how do these people even function?

          April 4, 2018
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        • Up there with “your dad wouldn’t find you sexy” for insults that are actually a good thing.

          April 4, 2018
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          • ViolettaD
            ViolettaD

            I guess he’s used to a culture where Daddy IS expected to find you sexy.
            Frankly, I should have been very uncomfortable had mine shown any inclination towards that sort of thing.

            April 5, 2018
      • ViolettaD
        ViolettaD

        Tangled, his language is. Sense makes he not.

        April 5, 2018
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      • Mel
        Mel

        Have you ever noticed how those who are alt-right, conservative, Christian gun-nuts never seem to be able to spell or use grammar above a third-grade level? Some even lower?! I’m going to assume he means lasagna but who knows ….

        April 10, 2018
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    • Margot Fargo
      Margot Fargo

      So much to unpack here. The “worthless piece of shit” boring and trolling insult aside, I really want to know why anyone would steal lasagna? I guess there are not enough arteries in in one’s brain to even dream of such things.

      April 4, 2018
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      • Vix
        Vix

        Completely off topic, and I’m definitely not supporting the dickhead above, but…

        I used to get a weekly delivery of a box of organic vegetables. Someone once stole it off my front porch while I was at work. I was annoyed, but at the same time, I figured if someone was THAT desperate for leafy greens, I could always go buy some more.

        April 5, 2018
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        • Margot Fargo
          Margot Fargo

          Maybe it was a hipster that was jonesing?

          April 5, 2018
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          • Vix
            Vix

            “It’s been so long since my last kale smoothie that I’ve got the shakes, bruh!”

            April 5, 2018
    • KDlala
      KDlala

      ……And just how did you know it was a dude that stole the lasagna?

      April 4, 2018
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      • Drea C
        Drea C

        I can only assume it’s a reference to the Garfield comic strip… that seems about right for his level of maturity. I, for one, would love to be a fat, lasagna-eating cat that sleeps all day. I can’t believe Jenny didn’t tell us she was living the dream??

        April 4, 2018
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      • MamaLich
        MamaLich

        and why would a cop need a gun for a case like that anyway?

        Then again, I’m a firm believer that the police force should be ‘an alternative to pursuing crime than by military force’ (which is exactly why we have the police, not just another clone of the National Guard/ the Army). He’s a frickin’ idiot.

        April 5, 2018
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    • Dove
      Dove

      You are apparently incapable of original insults. What part of your bland and desolate mind leads you to believe that someone would care about the people who respond with insults and anger? You’re an ugly disgusting hypocrite for chastising anyone who isn’t tolerant and respectful while showing a complete lack of tolerance and respect yourself (and yes, so am I, but I understand that.) Please don’t mention food that you can’t be bothered to spellcheck. You are less amusing than the empty void beside Jon Arbuckle in Garfield Without Garfield.

      I dearly hope this was sarcasm. If it wasn’t, please give money to the homeless. The require your attention and concern far more than Jenny Trout does.

      April 4, 2018
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    • Clippy
      Clippy

      You seem to be trying to construct an insult! Allow me to help:

      “You are literally a fat, worthless piece of shit. How can you claim to be tolerant and respectful yet say you don’t care about those who don’t support your commie beliefs? You are an ugly, disgusting hypocrite and probably shouldn’t be talking about gun control, especially the next time you call the police because some dude stole your lasagna.”

      April 5, 2018
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    • the-great-dragon
      the-great-dragon

      Lazangia: Graifeld “I love mondays” the Cat’s favourite dessert.

      April 6, 2018
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  22. Big Fan
    Big Fan

    Not an English major but still capable of reading the lbs off your stomach, fat cunt

    April 4, 2018
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    • KC
      KC

      How do you read pounds off of someone’s stomach? Do you have laser eyes? ARE YOU CYCLOPS???

      April 4, 2018
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      • Margot Fargo
        Margot Fargo

        Nahhh Cyclops wouldn’t be so offended by someone asking for gun control. Plus I bet Cyclops would have at least minored in English.

        April 4, 2018
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      • Drea C
        Drea C

        Nah, Cyclops has better manners and knows how to spell. He must mean that l,b, and s are the only letters he can read by sight. Why he wants to read them off other people’s stomachs, I don’t know.

        April 4, 2018
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      • Drea C
        Drea C

        Nah, Cyclops has better manners and knows how to spell. OP must mean that l,b, and s are the only letters he can read by sight. Why he wants to read them off other people’s stomachs, I don’t know.

        Plus, Cyclops knows what it’s like to be hated by ignorant people because of the way he looks. He’d never be a body-shaming, woman-hating bully.

        April 4, 2018
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    • MKGEE
      MKGEE

      what

      April 4, 2018
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    • the-great-dragon
      the-great-dragon

      Basic literacy is a prerequisite for all colleges, regardless of major.

      April 6, 2018
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    • Regret
      Regret

      I don’t care about you.

      Are you going to threaten, dox, and stalk me too?

      April 18, 2018
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  23. Hillary
    Hillary

    I’m with you girl ☺️! Someone needed to stand up to those fascist pigs. ALL MEN ARE RAPISTS AND NEED TO PAY! DEATH TO THE PATRIARCHY!!!!!☠️☠️☠️☠️

    April 4, 2018
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    • Rosie
      Rosie

      Word fuck men fuck guns fuck trump

      April 4, 2018
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    • Djoulou
      Djoulou

      Subtle

      April 4, 2018
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    • garo
      garo

      More proof that libtards are dumb and a cancer

      April 5, 2018
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      • Indigo
        Indigo

        Hands up everybody else who finds it hilarious that the right-wing troll is getting pissed off at the parody feminist account.

        April 5, 2018
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        • Aletheia
          Aletheia

          Huh. I assumed one was the sockpuppet of the other, really. 😛

          April 6, 2018
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        • (Different) Rebecca
          (Different) Rebecca

          Seriously, this shit is amazing.

          April 6, 2018
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    • MamaLich
      MamaLich

      Liiiiiterally has 0% relevance to the above post.

      April 5, 2018
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      • KDlala
        KDlala

        AND he/she/it reuses it in a below post. I’d call that a foul but come on, can we really expect anything better?

        April 5, 2018
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  24. Good wishes, support and good thoughts to you over this

    And may all of these damn fools’ guns be turned into something more appropriate – like a child’s rattle. Or an ugly teddy bear

    April 4, 2018
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  25. Karen
    Karen

    I’m British, so have no dog in this fight, but honestly don’t understand the obsession some Americans have with their guns. Maybe they need a boomstick to make themselves feel manly?

    I’m glad you’re strong and am sure after reading your blog that a bunch of nutters saying ‘nwha nwha, you’re fat’ won’t bother you. And the fact that you should be ashamed for not being able to sexually arouse your parents tells me everything I need to know about these cretins.

    Stay safe and stay strong.

    April 4, 2018
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    • MamaLich
      MamaLich

      Army brat here, it’s not just the manly feel–I think it’s partly a combination of misremembering the past (like, the American Revolution/War of Independence–which we all grew up being told that it was totally awesome and we all achieved ‘independence’ thanks to our right to bear arms), being told by Hollywood and multiple elementary school teachers how we ‘saved Europe’ during WWII (again, thanks to guns), plus multiple groups like the NRA telling us how important it is to ‘protect ourselves’ while being ‘self-reliant survivors like REAL AMERICANS SHOULD BE’.

      Remember how the character Donald Draper (from Mad Men) stated that advertisements feed customers the ‘fear’ of not having a certain product/lifestyle? I’ve seen a few NRA propaganda pieces (and a few websites of alt-right and ‘survival group’ nutjobs), and they definitely do the same when it comes to weapons and gun training. The sad part is that groups like the NRA have a lot of financial motive into encouraging people into overreacting Rambo wannabes, and have so much political power that it would be very difficult for our government to demand reform from them.

      April 5, 2018
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  26. I hope you become infested with cock roach larva and they eat you alive from the inside out. Its too bad the best part of you ran down your mothers leg.

    April 4, 2018
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    • Dove
      Dove

      I hope you become infested with cock roach larva and they eat you alive from the inside out.

      That’s a strange choice. What’s wrong with maggots? What did flies do to be held higher in your regard than cockroaches? Is it because they’re such useful test subjects?

      Its too bad the best part of you ran down your mothers leg.

      Are you insinuating her father’s sperm? Because it would neither be apart of her nor would it be her. And if you’re insinuating menstruation, then she wouldn’t exist for you to insult her? Are you trying to insinuate that she doesn’t exist? Because then you’d be upset by a non-existent person and therefore you’d be delusional. I can’t make this insult function. Someone help me out?

      April 4, 2018
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      • My thought was that were talking about amniotic fluid, but that also makes zero sense. These insults are truly bizarre. I think they realized their shit talk was weak af compared to Jenny, so now they’re trying to up their game, but it’s just coming out like word salad.

        It honestly reminds me of reading attempts at poetry I wrote in high school when I was trying to imitate Sylvia Plath. I kind of tried to mimic the imagery and tone, but it just came out laughably absurd.

        April 4, 2018
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        • Dove
          Dove

          Perhaps we should share some Sylvia Plath with them.

          April 4, 2018
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      • Somebody
        Somebody

        Because maggots don’t infest live fat people. Cockroaches do.

        April 4, 2018
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        • Dove
          Dove

          Please tell me how that happens? I am deeply curious to know the biology. Or are you thinking of the parasitic wasp that zombifies cockroaches?

          April 4, 2018
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        • Hannah
          Hannah

          Uhh thanks, hateful Dr. Nick

          April 5, 2018
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    • Clippy
      Clippy

      You seem to be trying to construct an insult! Allow me to help:

      “I hope you become infested with cockroach larvae and they eat you alive from the inside out. It’s too bad the best part of you ran down your mother’s leg.”

      April 5, 2018
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  27. Jane
    Jane

    It saddens me to see the same tripe today. A good nights rest did nothing to tame the anger or bitterness I see. I won’t address each paragraph. That would take hours. Insert huge sigh here. FYI kiddies, twitter yanked my crayons as well and no one puts baby in the corner! Matters not. In the end I said things that I should not have said. Even if they were true in my world. The same goes for you Jenny. The mom abortion thing? Probably should keep that under wraps. Highly offensive and will only cement in some minds how completely unhinged you are. No need to fuel that fire. I’m not here to sling mud or font box with any of you. I wish no harm to any of you even with all your hate directed at me, I still wish only that you find what you seek. And it brings you the peace you need and deserve.

    April 4, 2018
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    • Oatmeals
      Oatmeals

      How is calling what she wrote “tripe” not mudslinging?

      April 4, 2018
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  28. Thera Pitts
    Thera Pitts

    All those bitches can choke. You are magnificent!

    April 4, 2018
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    • garo
      garo

      No, she’s n ugly fat fucking bitch just like every scum who agrees with her

      April 5, 2018
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      • MamaLich
        MamaLich

        Wow, nice comeback. You must’ve been president of the debate club back in high school, right? “I think the NRA and their supporters are harmful people, and here’s 500 points to my argument.” OP: “*insert something derogatory about their looks and personality, since probably garo has nothing to say about the actual argument.*

        April 5, 2018
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        • garo
          garo

          Go eat shit. Fatty was the one who started it and couldn’t make an argument

          April 5, 2018
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          • MamaLich
            MamaLich

            ‘Go eat shit.’

            One question, Jeremy: Does that ever work for you? Like, ever? Did you once tell that somebody in fourth period and they immediately reacted by eating shit?

            Also, whether or not she ‘started’ the argument doesn’t make her points less than right. You mouthed off 24 times already, and said nothing that proved her wrong except going on, and on, and on about her weight and looks.

            In case your reading comprehension hasn’t caught up with your mental age–she wasn’t talking about her weight. She’s talking about the Ehn Arr AAAAAAAe. Let me know if you need me to draw you a picture, honey.

            April 5, 2018
      • Anon
        Anon

        Agreeing with someone makes me ugly and fat? I guess I should just start existing on donuts and disagreeing with Jenny and I’ll be a beanpole in no time!

        April 5, 2018
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      • Garo's Social Worker
        Garo's Social Worker

        Now Garo, you shouldn’t talk that way about your mom!

        April 5, 2018
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  29. Mo
    Mo

    Ugh. Jenny I am so sorry. You have brought me so much joy over one of the worst years of my life. Your JHBC blog and your books (first romance novels I ever read) are my wholesome guilty pleasure. It just kills me that people who produce nothing, who contribute nothing, are attacking you. You’re absolutely right. The NRA is a terrorist organization plain and simple. They’re no different from the anti-democratic extremists whose weapon hoarding and propaganda brought about massacres in Peru, Thailand or Rwanda.

    April 4, 2018
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    • garo
      garo

      More proof libtards are a cancer.

      April 5, 2018
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      • Margot Fargo
        Margot Fargo

        What an amazing counterpoint? Tell me Oscar Wilde, did you copy and paste that from 4chan or did you spend hours writing and rewriting that brilliant word play?

        April 5, 2018
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  30. MKGEE
    MKGEE

    Wow, the trolls have even flooded the comments section here. What depressingly uneventful lives they must have to make it their mission to call you “fat” and wish death upon you because your opinion is different from theirs. They’re always the same people who call the left intolerant and un-ironically refer to people who don’t agree with them as “snowflakes” and “libtards”.

    You don’t need me to tell you this, but you’re awesome and the NRA is a cult of gun-toting morons. Stay strong!

    April 4, 2018
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  31. Jaime Vaughn
    Jaime Vaughn

    I would like for this entire post to be read by every single person, most of whom wouldn’t learn from it, but perhaps a few would.

    Perhaps.

    This post is perfection, is what I’m saying.

    April 4, 2018
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    • Just some troll, right?
      Just some troll, right?

      Probably shouldn’t have put your real name here.

      April 4, 2018
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      • Watch out, Jaime!! Now this bored teenager will be able to. . . Find your LinkedIn page, I guess?

        April 4, 2018
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        • JJ Ladydeer
          JJ Ladydeer

          It takes ten dollars and three minutes to find every home address you’ve ever had, the names of your every family member, employer, schools you’ve attended and your criminal history. I’m not a bored teenager, I’m a PI who doesn’t like you.

          April 4, 2018
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          • If you pay for an internet background check you’re not a PI, buddy.

            April 4, 2018
          • Dove
            Dove

            It takes ten dollars and three minutes to find every home address you’ve ever had, the names of your every family member, employer, schools you’ve attended and your criminal history.

            Yes. Please tell all of her employers, former schools, and family members that you’ve paid ten dollars to track them down and inform them that you had an argument on the internet about gun control. I’m sure they’ll let you punch somebody in the face too, ala Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

            I’m not a bored teenager, I’m a PI who doesn’t like you.

            Present Illness? Depression, is that you? Please kill me.

            If you’re Victoria Foyt, you should be embarrassed. If you don’t know who that is, but you’re backing the NRA people here, you might enjoy her novel.

            April 4, 2018
          • GS
            GS

            So who else wants to go and play with a random name generator right now? 😀

            April 5, 2018
  32. Barb S
    Barb S

    I’ve loved your work and blogs for years now. I was amazed (but not really surprised cuz you’re awesomely tough) at how you were responding to all the hate. I took a dive into some of it and my brain needed a bleach bath afterwards. Assholes don’t like having truth spoken to them with added snark. Fuck em.

    April 4, 2018
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  33. Slim McGee
    Slim McGee

    Jesus Christ, eat a combo meal and chill out you fat fuck. You’re the one that picked that fight, chubs. So stop pissing and moaning about it. You type some inflammatory and callous shit like that and now you’re the poor Lil (okay, LARGE) victim after it goes viral and you get ripped for it? You should know better, dipshit. It’s fucking Twitter.

    Fwiw, your original statement didn’t bother me. Actually, I’d say alot of people in my side of the aisle fee the same toward you. It is what it is. We have our guns because on a long enough timeline, everything goes to hell. And those guns are to fucking shoot people that share your totalitarian leftist ideology when we need to.

    And you can’t do a damn thing about it.

    April 4, 2018
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    • Margot Fargo
      Margot Fargo

      You have a lot of people “in” your side? You have a lot of nerve calling yourself Slim or attacking Jenny’s weight if there are many people in your side. You might want to do something about that.

      April 4, 2018
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      • The Cactus and Flamingo
        The Cactus and Flamingo

        The death threat tacked on at the end was ‘ classy ‘ too , no ?

        April 4, 2018
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        • Just some troll, right?
          Just some troll, right?

          That isn’t a death threat you fucking moron.

          April 4, 2018
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          • Dove
            Dove

            Please, stop dragging trolls through the muck with your name. Also, learn some punctuation. There needs to be a comma between threat and you. Like this:

            That isn’t a death threat, you fucking moron.

            April 4, 2018
        • The Cactus and Flamingo
          The Cactus and Flamingo

          Annnnnd ANOTHER death threat in a comment below , saying that CHILDREN should be killed by gunfire .
          So , so ‘ classy . ‘

          April 4, 2018
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        • Slim McGee
          Slim McGee

          @ cactus

          Promising to defend oneself from these leftist ghouls like her that clearly have a complete indifference toward her fellow man isn’t exactly a death threat. Do you not realize that the mindset this grotesque blob has is the exact one that has led many a society to stand idly by and watch genocide occur?

          And your sick ass thinks that is a virtue?

          If anything, I’m GLAD tons-of-fun outed herself as the type of person she is. THIS justifies firearm ownership and the 2nd amendment.

          April 5, 2018
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          • The Cactus and Flamingo
            The Cactus and Flamingo

            In both of my comments made , you may notice that I never once cheered for or supported what Jenny said earlier .
            And why is that ?
            Because I didn’t agree with her either .
            I have no problem with people defending themselves if – and ONLY if – they are being physically assaulted and/or defending their loved ones . Using a gun to protect yourself if someone breaks into your home and tries to kill you is fine . Somebody taking a gun into a school or other crowded public area and randomly start shooting because they have anger issues or depression , etc , is NOT .
            I was the kid in school that got ‘ picked on ‘ and there were multiple times I could have ‘ snapped ‘ and brought a weapon with me , ending lives .
            But I didn’t want to and I never did because that wouldn’t have made things better , just worse .
            And what I’m about to say might surprise some people .
            I DON’T want everybody’s guns taken from them .
            Most people deserve the right to carry them and several others absolutely do NOT .
            I’m perfectly cool with people owning guns if they’re responsible using them . It’s never bothered me before . ( Which you think that it WOULD considering my father was killed by a gunshot that blew his skull open RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME WHEN I WAS A YOUNG CHILD . )
            My elementary school books had to be thrown away because his BRAINS and SKULL FRAGMENTS were splattered all over them .
            ( Okay , deep breath , relax , relax . )
            I COULD make pissed off angry comments like many on this board , hating ALL guns and gun owners .
            But I won’t . I never will . I’ll respect others rights , beliefs and opinions as long as no harm of any kind is being done . ( Although I have noted that not everyone is being as mature and courteous as they could be . )

            I was upset by the posts about violence being done to CHILDREN because ALL children are babies , innocent beings that should be cared for and loved .
            No adult – and yes , this includes Jenny – can say that they want to see children harmed and killed without those comments making me mad .
            Adults want to throw insults at each other , go ahead . I’ve been cursed at already simply for stating my opinion and beliefs which weren’t agreed with by everyone else .
            But children should be OFF LIMITS , okay ?
            Can we at least be sensible and agree to that ?

            April 5, 2018
      • Slim McGee
        Slim McGee

        Oh Lord, you got me. I made a typo. The world is ending. Smh.

        Stop being obtuse. Dumbfuck.

        Look, your Godzilla sized lardassed hero shouldn’t be surprised that she got these kind of responses after what she tweeted. She’s clearly active on that platform and ought to know what that can entail. Don’t pick a fight then play victim. That’s weak. The sense of righteousness she displays after making the kind of comments she did come across as sociopathic too. I notice tendency alot from people on the left. It’s the dehumanization of others they see as political opponents. And while this wretched creature isn’t really a threat, let’s be real here – she’s just an angry 400 lb sociopathic whale that writes shitty books, others aren’t as harmless, especially if in positions of power. History has proven that time and time again.

        So we will keep our guns. We will keep them because fat assed Pol Pot wanna-bes like her exist. And human nature and it’s tribalism can be very dangerous.

        Also, kiss my ass.

        April 5, 2018
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        • Margot Fargo
          Margot Fargo

          It is interesting that you think tribalism can be very dangerous. While Jenny’s I difference to you was not a very nice thing to say, I can see why she said it after hours of harassment. Those hours came from a dangerous tribalism mindset. That mindset is now carrying over on to her blog by yourself and others. You (and others) aren’t adding anything to the conversation other then insults and some vague threats. If that isn’t dangerous tribalism, then I am not sure what is. I guess because as you mentioned I am a “dumbfuck”, by the way that should be dumb fuck.

          Anyway, I am guessing if you reply back it will be laced with with some profanity laced insult lacking substance.

          Thank you for the invitation to kiss your ass. But, I have to decline. I have to clean off my alter to Godzilla.

          April 5, 2018
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          • Slim McGee
            Slim McGee

            @margot

            There’s not much point of adding to a conversation with a group of people that would most likely stand around with their thumbs up their asses if genocide were to occur against the “right group of people.”

            I’ve made this point clearly in other comments: indifference is the open door evil walks through to do what it wants. And while I don’t *care* on an individual level about this one person, this mindset is absolutely dangerous. And I think you share it as well.

            Thank God for the 2nd amendment.

            April 5, 2018
        • ViolettaD
          ViolettaD

          Slim-Chance-of-Succeeding-at-Anything:

          If you have such a problem with fat, why did you vote for Cheeto-Man?

          April 5, 2018
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      • ViolettaD
        ViolettaD

        He has people in his side? Oh my gosh, he has that conjoined twin myslexia thing the nurse had on South Park! We have to Raise Awareness!

        April 5, 2018
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        • Margot Fargo
          Margot Fargo

          ViolettaD, I love this image!

          April 5, 2018
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    • Dove
      Dove

      Jesus Christ, eat a combo meal and chill out you fat fuck.

      What is good for the goose is good for the gander. Eat your combo meal, even if you just ate, my dear Koschei. Come on now. It’s sacramental soda and fries!

      Fwiw, your original statement didn’t bother me.

      But the current one must have bothered you deeply because you went out of your way to come here and leave a comment.

      We have our guns because on a long enough timeline, everything goes to hell. And those guns are to fucking shoot people that share your totalitarian leftist ideology when we need to.

      The world isn’t a zero sum game anymore. It’s non-zero-sum. Perhaps you should step away from the console for a moment and look around a little? You sound more depressed than I am. Perhaps a little frightened, too. Is it because Andromeda will smash into the Milky Way? Fear not! You won’t outlive our dear little galaxy or our wonderful Sun. Spread the news.

      But please, don’t talk about cold-blooded murder. It’s quite unseemly in a topic about gun control.

      Incidentally, I don’t care that you don’t care that I don’t care about us. It’s for the best.

      April 4, 2018
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      • ViolettaD
        ViolettaD

        IndifferenceCeption!

        April 5, 2018
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    • Oatmeals
      Oatmeals

      I’m going to take a wild guess here and say you’re the same kinda person who cries that you’re free speech is being repressed when someone calls you racist. Yet here you are, threatening to kill leftists for their “ideology.” You really proved your point. You should be given ALL THE GUNS.

      April 4, 2018
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      • Slim McGee
        Slim McGee

        @ oatmeals

        We will defend ourselves from socioaths like tons of fun if we have to.

        That’s a promise.

        April 5, 2018
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        • Oatmeals
          Oatmeals

          Who here thinks “Never threatened to shoot a stranger on the internet,” should be a condition to buy a gun in America?

          I also think you should at least be able to spell sociopath.

          April 5, 2018
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          • Slim McGee
            Slim McGee

            @ oatmeals

            You clearly lack the critical thinking skills to differentiate between self-defense and murder.

            Not that that surprises me.

            April 5, 2018
          • Drea C
            Drea C

            Saying you don’t like the NRA, guns, or ultra-conservative groups or Nazi ideologies doesn’t make a person a sociopath. As far as I know from her twitter, Jenny is a liberal and she has liberal views and she’s blunt and funny. You could almost assume she doesn’t like these things.

            Saying that you don’t care about x group in a fit of angry doesn’t make you a sociopath.
            Everyone has been frustrated before. Maybe even some of these horrible comments spring from that kind of frustration.

            But, at the end of the day, she didn’t say that someone’s children should be taken away or raped or murdered. She hasn’t suggested that, at some point in the future, she’s going to need her stockpile of weapons to kill fellow Americans.

            April 5, 2018
        • MamaLich
          MamaLich

          Dude, you are a laughingstock. You wouldn’t know how to defend yourself even if you had an M2.50.

          People like you are why we have TONS of ASVAB flunkies on base. I live in an airforce base in England (had been for 9 years now), and do you know how many idiotic, die-hard recruits I had to meet that get stuck on guard duty because they fucking failed aptitude and judgement tests? I even met one asshole who turned out to have been LYING to his mom about fighting in Iraq, despite that he only did 3 years in Bahrain and was nowhere near ANY action (and oh yeah, he pulled a lot of bullshit stories on how many ‘terrorists’ he captured–until my husband pointed out that he worked in the network servers in the same country and there was nothing ‘exciting’ going on there).

          Oh, and the kicker? We think the States absolutely needs to fucking organise themselves about guns and gun use. We’re around people EVERY DAY that should not be trusted around guns (and weirdly, they’re always ALWAYS the ones that WANT to get in the action), and we notice how other countries have a lot more different views on what it means to ‘defend’ themselves against tyranny and invasion.

          Take Switzerland for example. It’s one of the few countries that had more guns per person in Europe. Why? Partly because they have mandatory military service for people aged 18 and over, and partly because since the Cold War, Switzerland was worried of Russian invasion since at least the 1960s.

          The only difference between the Swiss and the ‘States is that Switzerland ALLOWS people to carry and own guns–but they must have a special permit and a SPOTLESS criminal record (plus they must be psychiatrically qualified to even have a gun), the latter which isn’t a requirement in the ‘States. They are also banned from keeping ammo at home (we asked about it, and it turned out there’s a special reason for this: You’re expected to pick up your ammo from your local arsenal/ military base whenever you need it–because if something DOES happen, you’re supposed to get into town, get your loved ones evacuated, get briefed on what’s going on, and get assigned to defend a certain location with people who you may have trained with/been trained by.

          Switzerland believes, that if worst comes to worst, in ORGANISED defense. They don’t believe in ‘Rambo’ wannabes (basically think of it like this: It’s like when your friends go paintballing–except you turn up late, don’t go through the first briefing with your friends, don’t even know where you’re supposed to be, and now you’re in the goddamn way getting shot at or shooting people on your own side).

          That’s why I think Jenny’s argument is valid. There ARE a lot of people who don’t deserve and should NEVER be defenders of our country–and there is a stupid mentality that we’re somehow in constant danger of ‘The Enemy’ while cops and members of the government royally fuck with vulnerable people back home (oh, and the NRA DOES contribute to a lot of fear-mongering and terrifying people into buying more of their shit). You want to be a fucking soldier so bad? Fucking enlist, and I’ll bet my left tit that you’re gonna sit through a never-ending 6-month cycle of guard duty (or trash-picking if you’re any dumber)–before harassing some old lady because her ID is expired by 2 weeks and then getting yourself breech-loaded because she’s the base commander’s mom.

          April 5, 2018
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    • gun stockpile = security blankets for grown men CONFIRMED?

      April 4, 2018
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      • garo
        garo

        Security blankets are for libtards only

        April 5, 2018
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          • A
            A

            I think it functions more like a penis extension/replacement…

            April 5, 2018
    • Maranda
      Maranda

      “And those guns are to fucking shoot people that share your totalitarian leftist ideology when we need to.”

      So you’re saying that you would shoot human beings that disagree with you? That’s quite an extreme reaction to disagreement. I don’t agree with a lot of folks, but I sure don’t think that’s a reason to kill them.

      April 5, 2018
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      • Slim Mcgee
        Slim Mcgee

        @maranda

        I would shoot human beings trying to impose a tyrannical and/or genocidal government, which if you didn’t notice, porky here would be fine watching take place. Indifference is the open door evil walks through to commit it’s crimes.

        This is precisely what the 2nd amendment is for.

        April 5, 2018
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        • Drea C
          Drea C

          So, I assume you’d take up arms against a tyrannical government if it started to act against American Muslims or POC or homosexuals? Or is this only if they try to take away what you consider are your 2nd Amendment rights?

          So many groups of Americans are fighting within the system, with only their words, for basic human rights.

          No one is hunting you. No one is hurting you. No one is planning a genocide of gun owners. If the worst thing you stand to lose is your guns, you are living a charmed life. Try to enjoy it.

          April 5, 2018
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        • MamaLich
          MamaLich

          ‘I would shoot human beings trying to impose a tyrannical and/or genocidal government’

          Bullshit you would. Otherwise you would’ve been out there harassing neo-nazis online than a mom/writer using HER freedom of speech to express her opinion.

          You strike me as the kind of ass who would’ve looked the other way when the National Guard shot those Kent State students back in the 1970s.

          You strike me as the kind of douche who would’ve called the Wall Street protestors ‘jobless losers’ for getting sprayed with mace by a fully-armored cop.

          Newsflash: Tyranny starts when people WITH power start going after vulnerable members of society. It’s been that way with 1940s Germany, 1950s China, Cambodia, Rwanda, Afghanistan and hell, 1950s-60s Spain. Why the fuck did you think tyrannical regimes often get away with such shenanigans for years? Because they first went after the ‘easy’ prey–people that could be handwaved away as just being ‘criminals’, ‘traitors’, ‘lazy’, or ‘parasites’. So that everyone else wouldn’t be up in arms about it, and wind up desensitized to escalating violence and EVEN get convinced that as long as THEY’RE no being targetted–then everything else is fair game.

          Oh, and by the way–since you’re talking about ‘genocidal governments’, I assume you’re oh so prepared for potential poisoning by mustard gas? Hydrogen bombs? Radiation poisoning? Weaponised drones that drop bombs from 3,000 meters in the air (and can’t be shot down with your cute little rifle)? Because I think you should first have a nice talk with the rebel forces from Syria, and ask THEM how their guns are making any difference when they’re being starved out and bombed to pieces right now (or better yet, the Kurds from Iraq–which were gassed in masse to save the soldiers’ bullets. Or you can also talk to the Bosnians and Albanians–who were shot at with grenade launchers by the Serbs when all that they had were using were regular shotguns).

          April 5, 2018
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          • RedHanded Jill
            RedHanded Jill

            Seriously, these people that stockpile guns so much because they are “worried about tyrannical governments” seem to have no idea that they are bringing guns to a drone fight.

            April 5, 2018
          • MamaLich
            MamaLich

            @RedhandedJill

            Yup, it’s like they’re 70 years behind the rest of the world. They’re acting like the current government (or any other government) don’t have their own stockpile of nerve gases and napalm (hell, check out this fascinating thing: “”Study of the Vulnerability of Subway Passengers in New York City to Covert Attack with Biological Agents”–it’s a real study supported by the government during the 1960s, to check if anyone could use something like anthrax as a weapon to infect an entire subway system of people in New York. It’s absolutely fascinating and VERY unsettling).

            Funny enough, I took my kids earlier to the Imperial War Museum during spring break. We went because this year’s gonna be the 100th-year anniversary of when WWI ended (and we wanted to check out the awesome hologram displays). Guess what’s prominently on display? Lots of spooky information of chlorine gas (specifically how it killed people, could shrink leather, turn buttons dark-green/black, and even stop watches). Even a 100 years ago, countries had weapons that even made guns useless against them.

            April 6, 2018
  34. KDlala
    KDlala

    I swear by Molgoth, some of your blog posts and Twitter stuff are like running a blacklight over a motel comforter. You already know the scum is there in the back of your mind but seeing it so vividly right in front of you….

    April 4, 2018
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  35. G. F. Yourself
    G. F. Yourself

    It’s never too late for your whore mother to abort you. I mean I don’t know if she’s a whore but since you don’t have a dad, she sure is wearing the uniform of a whore. Now as for your kids, someone with an AR should come abort them for you because they are gonna grow up retarded. Have a nice day and go fuck yourself tons of fun. #MAGA #stillyourpresident #trump2020 #dealwithit

    April 4, 2018
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    • Dove
      Dove

      It’s never too late for your whore mother to abort you.

      That’s murder. Abortion can only occur before birth. May you buy a dictionary.

      I mean I don’t know if she’s a whore but since you don’t have a dad, she sure is wearing the uniform of a whore.

      Wait, there’s a dress code with a uniform? I was unaware. Please tell me what it looks like. I desperately hope it has pockets.

      Now as for your kids, someone with an AR should come abort them for you because they are gonna grow up retarded.

      You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

      Have a nice day and go fuck yourself tons of fun.

      Well, she clearly isn’t fucking you, which might be another reason you’re so angry. Have you been getting enough sex lately? I hear it does wonders for the body and mind.

      #MAGA #stillyourpresident #trump2020 #dealwithit

      Oh, tee hee. The little scamp thinks this is Twitter! Isn’t that adorable? Awwww. I just want to pinch your little cheeks! Now, hold still for smooches… Mwah! Mwah! There you go. Now, run along. Your little friends are waiting for you.

      … You do have friends, right?

      April 4, 2018
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      • garo
        garo

        Go jump in a fire, cunt

        April 5, 2018
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      • ViolettaD
        ViolettaD

        Dove: um, no he doesn’t.

        Even the other Red State folks in West Bumblefuck don’t wanna play with him.

        April 5, 2018
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    • Objectively Better Than You
      Objectively Better Than You

      Man, it’s like fourth grade recess vomited all over a rabid raccoon and out came you. Your childhood must have been very stable and healthy. You are quite the accomplishment for your (presumably happily married) parents.

      But seriously, man. Your hope that someone kills children that have done nothing to you doesn’t say one thing about Jenny, but it sure says a lot about you. It says that for all your shouting and insults, for all your big talk and chest-pounding, you’re a scared little dude. If you believe so strongly that you can’t protect yourself without your guns, and someone is anti-gun, instead of having a productive conversation you panic and lash out, feeling as though you are backed into a corner.

      It’s scary to feel like you can’t take care of yourself. It must be doubly terrifying to know you can’t take care of yourself without a weapon of war. But maybe try therapy instead of wishing death on innocent children.

      April 4, 2018
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      • Slim McGee
        Slim McGee

        @ objectively

        “Weapon of war”

        LOL! Again, the ignorance of firearms rears its ugly head.

        Fun fact: no rifle available on the civilian market is going to be used in war.

        I swear to God many of you wouldn’t feel the way you do about this subject if you simply took the time to educate yourselves about the topic.

        April 5, 2018
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        • Oatmeals
          Oatmeals

          You know, you’re right. I was starting to come around to your way of seeing things McGee, but then I remembered that you threatened to shoot me on the internet. It just kinda reinforced the feeling I had that there are a lot of people in this country with guns who shouldn’t have them.

          April 5, 2018
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          • Slim Mcgee
            Slim Mcgee

            @oatmeal

            Considering youre cheering on the grotesque blob that’s displaying the exact type of indifference toward human life that has enabled mass genocide, you’re not someone that could be nor worth trying to persuade.

            People like you and this obsence blob justify the second amendment and gun ownership.

            April 5, 2018
        • Objectively Better Than You
          Objectively Better Than You

          This is how your brains work. Someone makes a thoughtful post, and you latch on to one part. It’s sad and makes you look incapable of thinking outside of a very small box.

          Fwiw, the not pro banning all guns, and I have guns in my home. But you cling to your prevonceived notions. It just reaffirms my “it must be terrifying” point.

          April 7, 2018
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        • Mel
          Mel

          So AR-15’s aren’t military-style weapons, then? Uzis? Because I’ve heard both can be bought on the civilian market – yes, even in Australia, where I live, they were available in Tasmania for the Port Arthur gunman (who never should have been able to get his hands on ANY gun, period).

          April 10, 2018
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  36. Just some troll, right?
    Just some troll, right?

    I genuinely cannot wait until one of these crazies starts a grease-fire made of you and your family. The entire internet will celebrate the death of a useless person. You’ll probably get an encyclopedia dramatica page making fun of you in eternal memorium.

    April 4, 2018
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    • Dove
      Dove

      I genuinely cannot wait until one of these crazies starts a grease-fire made of you and your family.

      Why are they crazy but you’re not? Are you unwilling to smell cooked human? Does it tempt you too much?

      The entire internet will celebrate the death of a useless person.

      Who named their child The Entire Internet? Was it a celebrity?

      You’ll probably get an encyclopedia dramatica page making fun of you in eternal memorium.

      Well, you might want to get started on that considering all the death threats she’s getting. Hop to it! No time like the present. OH… You didn’t want to put in the time and effort to see something that you hoped would happen? Did you decide to leave it up to other people? Huh. I guess you’re useless too.

      April 4, 2018
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      • Just Some troll, right?
        Just Some troll, right?

        Oh no. I’m just far far away. You could kill Jenny on a crowded street and get away with it. But me? I’m doing my part by calling CPS and making truthful reports on her behavior along with screenshots of her tweets and photos of the state of their house. Those children won’t live in that home much longer thank god.

        To all you good anons out there, more reports will only help the cause. Let’s save these kids.

        April 4, 2018
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        • Dove
          Dove

          Those children won’t live in that home much longer thank god.

          Why? Because you’re the loving person who is going to adopt them? It’s nice how you never want to do anything yourself. You say you’re sending reports and screenshots, but that can’t be confirmed. I think you’re too lazy to even do that, whether or not they could be sent to the foster care program based on whatever you’ve discovered. You’re such a coward, all you have is the courage to ask other people to do things for you. How noble. How kind.

          And don’t pretend you care about her children when you started out by suggesting they die in a fire with her. That’s so tacky. 😛

          To all you good anons out there, more reports will only help the cause. Let’s save these kids.

          But not the kids dying from guns? Let them all bleed to death on the pavement? You have excellent priorities and again, you’re useless. At least petition your congressman with some actual solutions based on your stance. Stop wasting your time and actually be better than the rest of us, like you think you are.

          I’m the troll. What the hell are you?

          April 4, 2018
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          • Slim McGee
            Slim McGee

            @ Dove

            With all due respect, and that’s not much, the callous indifference toward her fellow man she displayed, and proudly might I add, doesn’t exactly make reasonable people think “loving home.”

            Perhaps you’re no different and don’t realize how fucked up and sociopathic the things she posted truly look? I dunno.

            It’s a bad way to look though. I’ll tell you that.

            She confirms every suspicion every ardent 2nd amendment supporter has about the radical left.

            April 5, 2018
        • Objectively Better Than You
          Objectively Better Than You

          Are you serious with this? You’re willing to try and ruin the lives of these kids because someone on the internet thinks guns are bad? Do you legitimately not have anything else to do?

          Here are some resources for you. I hope you get the help that you need. https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/find-help/index.shtml

          April 4, 2018
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        • Drea C
          Drea C

          I’ve been following Jenny for a while, what are you going to show them? You could grab a few screenshots of her left leaning tweets (where she’s mild compared to the sick anons here), a couple posts on how she likes bondage (with her husband!!!) and maybe a few where she quotes her kids cussing? Or how about the ones where she eats food in her van?

          Yeah, CPS is definitely going to get her.

          Please do not bother any authorities with this nonsense. They are already overworked and underpaid. They don’t deserve to be a part of your vindictive shenanigans.

          April 4, 2018
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        • Cee
          Cee

          What exactly are we reporting?

          April 5, 2018
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  37. So! You can all see now why these pathetic man-babies only feel powerful when they have access to guns and can murder people… because without that, what a collection of weak-ass, pathetic, stupid vermin they are. They’ve proven without a doubt that they aren’t mentally fit to own guns.

    April 4, 2018
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    • G. F. Yourself
      G. F. Yourself

      I hope someone stabs you

      April 4, 2018
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      • Dove
        Dove

        I hope someone hugs you. It sounds like you’re unloved right now.

        April 4, 2018
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      • Objectively Better Than You
        Objectively Better Than You

        You are just full of hope today!

        April 4, 2018
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  38. You have the support of those who count. I’m proud to count myself as one. I don’t know how you keep your head high and read this abuse day after day, but I admire the hell out of it. You are my hero.

    April 4, 2018
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    • Drea C
      Drea C

      *Same here*

      April 4, 2018
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    • garo
      garo

      You may count, but rest assure you are scum

      April 5, 2018
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      • Clippy
        Clippy

        You seem to be trying to insult another commenter! Allow me to help:

        “You may count, but rest assured you are scum.”

        April 5, 2018
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    • Slim McGee
      Slim McGee

      @cheryl Sterling

      If you admire a 400 lb sociopath that proudly displays a callous indifference toward people over their constitutional rights, you’re a piece of shit too.

      April 5, 2018
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      • A Beautiful Cunt
        A Beautiful Cunt

        Given your comments, it seems like the one thing that is truly getting your panties in a wad is the “callous indifference” issue. I’m sorry you are so unloved that your last resort is to have strangers on the internet care about you. Callous indifference is not a sin, you silly boy. It doesn’t matter how many tantrums you throw, we will still remain indifferent to you. Your uninspired insults are forgettable at best. I think it would be better for you to go back to your echo chamber before your feelings take a bigger dent than they already have. To be honest, witnessing your pathetic cries for attention is boring as fuck.

        April 5, 2018
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        • Drea C
          Drea C

          You are literally equating a “callous” tweet with sociopathy and mass genocide. And that tweet was mild compared to the things you’ve said here.

          Here is the list of the ten stages of genocide. Gun owners have nothing to worry about. If anything, everyone else should be worried.

          http://www.genocidewatch.org/genocide/tenstagesofgenocide.html

          April 5, 2018
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          • Cee
            Cee

            Cut the guy some slack. Reading comprehension clearly isn’t his forte.

            April 5, 2018
          • Slim McGee
            Slim McGee

            @drea

            Your reading comprehension is terrible.

            April 6, 2018
        • Slim McGee
          Slim McGee

          @ beautiful cunt

          K. Glad you felt compelled to respond.

          And i still have my scary rifles you’ll never be able to ban or confiscate.

          April 6, 2018
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        • Mel
          Mel

          Dayum girl, wish I’d said that!

          April 10, 2018
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      • ViolettaD
        ViolettaD

        When did we say we admired you?

        April 5, 2018
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  39. Oatmeals
    Oatmeals

    Damn, go off gurl.

    April 4, 2018
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  40. Sissy bass
    Sissy bass

    HOOK … LINE AND SINK-HER

    April 4, 2018
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  41. duckandcover
    duckandcover

    MY GIRL.

    April 4, 2018
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  42. Kate
    Kate

    Blessings on you, for being a complete Queen in the face of these irrational, insecure cowards. Your humour and bravery in the face of the onslaught, which I imagine is exhausting, is impressive.
    I hope a new shiny object catches their attention soon and they leave you alone to devote their meager intellects to new infantile insults. Until then, be well.

    April 4, 2018
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  43. Lahren
    Lahren

    So you can make a blanket statement, crossing your fingers that those on the opposite views as you die, which shows a complete lack of value for human life, and yet the people who are in this said category of beliefs so disgusting to you respond back and they are the problem?

    I seem to remember a certain German dictator having the same disregard for human life based on a religious and political belief. He killed millions and is regarded as one of the worst humans in history.

    You see Jenny, I am a white female, born in Ohio, lives in the south. I’m about 15 pounds over weight, with blonde hair, an education from a prominent private catholic college and the respect and intelligence enough for myself to never be so stupid on twitter. But here you are condemning the physical traits of woman as well as their political views on a social media app and THEN commence to whine and cry and need a safe space, calming Hungarian pipe organ music and sympathy because you started a fight you couldn’t finish.

    Now I could careless about your weight, it’s your life. I could careless about what pisses you off or what amendments you desire to erase from our founding countries documents; what hurts your feelings or why you hate guns. BUT what I do care about is the fact that YOU made a statement that said you could careless if I WAS DEAD!! Yes Me! You didn’t say “I wouldn’t care if these asshole on twitter who don’t agree with me we’re dead,” because that doesn’t include me, or my family, or my friends… but you made a blanket statement, a blanket disregard for everyone not like you. You’re are disgusting for that.

    You and you’re warrior thumbs behind the baby-blue bird are actually what’s wrong with this country. My gun in my closet does nothing to you, but you arm yourself with the first amendment and exploit it without the thought of consequences because it’s your first amendment right. I arm myself with my 2nd amendment right knowing full well of the consequences behind the use of this right.

    You should actually take some pointers from those of us who actually respect our constitution.

    You are free to say what you like, be free and open to accept others freedoms to do the same as you.

    May God bless you and open your eyes one day to the word kindness.

    April 5, 2018
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    • Oatmeals
      Oatmeals

      Dude, do you not see the dozen or so commenters on this site threatening to shoot Jenny and her children with a gun? You don’t see how maybe people who behave like that might be violent and unstable, and shouldn’t be allowed access to fire arms?

      On another note, how is Jenny’s lack of sympathy for those sending her death threats somehow callous and bigoted and she deserves to be compared to Hitler, but the death of thousands of our country’s children gets a free pass with you?

      April 5, 2018
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    • Slim McGee
      Slim McGee

      @ lahren

      Nevermind oatmeals there below you. He/she isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed.

      April 5, 2018
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      • Oatmeals
        Oatmeals

        Slim McGee once told me the world was gonna blow me.

        April 5, 2018
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        • JennyTrout
          JennyTrout

          Oh, Oatmeals. You missed such an opportunity.

          SLIM McGee once told me HIS MOM was gonna blow me.

          April 5, 2018
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          • ViolettaD
            ViolettaD

            Slim was looking kind of crass with his carbine up his ass

            April 5, 2018
        • KDlala
          KDlala

          That moment when there’s simply no easy way to explain why you’re laughing so hard.

          April 5, 2018
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    • JennyTrout
      JennyTrout

      What part of this was me whining about safe space, you white-trash Fox News Barbie wannabe? I straight up said I’m not afraid of you freaks.

      April 5, 2018
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    • A Beautiful Cunt
      A Beautiful Cunt

      You might wanna get a refund on that shiny catholic school education for not teaching you how to write. Seriously, just send over a copy of this little speech of yours and demand an explanation for the subpar education. I mean, those schools aren’t cheap!

      I’ll give you a few tips for free because, well, I feel bad for how much of an ass you just made of yourself. Let’s start with a simple one, you are saying “careless” when you really mean “care less.” I know they look super similar, but trust me they have different meanings. You made this mistake several times, so I don’t think you could claim it as a typo. Plus, I expect a graduate from a prominent catholic school to not be careless (this is the right usage for the word, by the way) about typos.

      Now that we got that simple thing out of the way, let’s go for something a bit more complex (hope you can keep up here). When you say, “I could care less about your weight…”, you are actually saying that you do in fact care about her weight. In fact, you imply that you care so much about her weight that you could afford to care less about it. I’m going to go out on a limb and assume that this is not what you meant (given the context of your message). In fact, this was so far off your original intent that it is pretty comical. What you mean to say is, “I couldn’t care less about your weight” (which means that you care so little about it that there is no possible way for you to care any less).

      Now, run along to your alma mater and demand some answers!! You wouldn’t want to come across as an ignorant person on the internet now would you?

      April 5, 2018
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    • MamaLich
      MamaLich

      Hey Lahren, if I throw a lot of money at you–will you switch sides like last time? I don’t know how much your current employers are paying you, but something tells me that your pay-grade sank a little since you’ve gotten fired.

      April 5, 2018
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  44. Zev
    Zev

    You are my hero, Jenny. I’m sorry people are so vile.

    April 5, 2018
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    • garo
      garo

      Why because she is fat and ugly like you

      April 5, 2018
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      • Chris
        Chris

        Why do you keep thinking ‘fat’ is an insult? We’ve given you quite the hints, Garo. Come up with something new.

        April 5, 2018
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      • Clippy
        Clippy

        You seem to be trying to insult another commenter! Allow me to help:

        “Why? Because she is fat and ugly like you?”

        April 5, 2018
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  45. Kylie
    Kylie

    One amusing anecdote: I told one dude to try the google and hashtagged lifehacks for cleverness points, got retweeted by an account that retweets anything with that hashtag. If that doesn’t sum up Twitter… lol.

    April 5, 2018
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  46. garo
    garo

    You are disgusting vermin. You fat ugly pig. I bet you think BLM is a decent group. Right, you fat fucking cunt. Get a heart attack and fuck anyone who agrees with you, too

    April 5, 2018
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    • Garo's Mom
      Garo's Mom

      YOU SHOULD BE IN BED!

      April 5, 2018
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    • Garo's Father
      Garo's Father

      You’re the orgasm I regret the most.

      April 5, 2018
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    • Garo's 1st cousin
      Garo's 1st cousin

      No, I DON’T want to marry you and live in a shotgun shack and have feebleminded kids!

      April 5, 2018
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    • Garo's roommate
      Garo's roommate

      Nurse, he’s out again!

      April 5, 2018
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    • Garo's Republic
      Garo's Republic

      “Ought I, for example, to put back into the hands of my friend, who has gone mad, the sword which I borrowed of him when he was in his right mind?”

      April 5, 2018
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  47. Gil
    Gil

    Oh this is brutal. I love it. I love you. And am so sorry this bulloney is happening to you; to anyone. Gangpiling and doxxing and abuse is a thoroughly shitwig thing to do and experience.
    Stay strong. You’re fantastic.

    April 5, 2018
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  48. Shayna
    Shayna

    I saw a few of your tweets last night but missed most of the shit storm. I hope you get your account back asap. It’s weird how these people scream about delicate liberal feelings and free speech but have no problem reporting you and trying to ruin your life. We can obviously see who has the delicate feelings here. Their insults are just so unoriginal and repetitive in addition to being nonsensical. AT the very least someone needs to get them a dictionary given the mass confusion over what words mean. I’m sure someone will come call me a libtard to display their superior wit.

    April 5, 2018
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  49. Tony
    Tony

    I’ve rarely seen anything as cringeworthy as these hordes of proudly uneducated, ignorant fools trying to take on someone as eloquent and witty as you in verbal combat. Based on the quality of their posts, one can only assume that the reason they can’t relate to the fears of high school and college students is because they never attended or made it through high school, never mind college.

    April 5, 2018
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    • Mel
      Mel

      I second that. Well said.

      April 10, 2018
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  50. Sarah
    Sarah

    You’re amazing Jenny. Take care of yourself, nolite te bastardes carborundorum.

    April 5, 2018
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  51. Garo's Mom
    Garo's Mom

    Nah, they should totally take this to CPS. I’d love to see them get slapped with a penalty for knowingly filing a false report.

    (They totally won’t, though, because that would require getting off the internet for a hot second and doing stuff that doesn’t involve anonymously harassing strangers.)

    April 5, 2018
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    • Garo's Butthole
      Garo's Butthole

      Please tell Garo to get his head out of me. It huuuuuuurrrts!

      April 5, 2018
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  52. Ma
    Ma

    Love u Jenny. Keep being awesome

    April 5, 2018
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  53. Melissa
    Melissa

    I’ve been reading your site for years but never commented. Just wanted to say, Fuck yeah! With you 100%.

    April 5, 2018
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  54. Margot Fargo
    Margot Fargo

    Your deep understanding of my mindset is truly spot on . I can see how from this short “discussion” on a blog where, I and others are clearly poking fun at the malicious comments made at a woman who disagrees with you and your ilk politically, that you can conclude we all want to produce the 2nd coming of the Khmer Rouge. You have finally seen through our plot. Snark = genocide.

    April 5, 2018
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    • Slim McGee
      Slim McGee

      @margo

      K good for you. Have fun making snarkies about something as hilarious as people predictably and justifiably reacting angrily to this blob’s post that sounded like it flew out of Hitler’s mouth.

      HILARIOUS!1!1!1!!!!

      April 5, 2018
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      • Margot Fargo
        Margot Fargo

        I thought you were signing off on your gun owning merry way? But, yeah, good for me for managing not to make personal attacks on how someone looks or cliched Hilter reference.

        And for what it is worth, I am in a similar place as The Cactus and Flamingo. I didn’t think what Jenny said about not caring about people’s lives to be productive or having added anything to the discussion. While I can completely understand how she got to that point, I thought it was the wrong way to go about everything. Then again, I haven’t been witness to hours of disgusting personal attack and threat to my family or myself, so what do I know. I found it more horrifying is that her words were taken somewhat out of context (by removing all the nonsense that happened before the statement) just so that digital lynch mob could get their rocks off.

        Anyway, there is the sage wisdom I like to live by, the best way to annoy a someone on the internet is to point out the difference between on and in and then sit back and watch hours of ranting.

        I’ll leave you with one to grow on; it’s Margot, not Margo.

        April 5, 2018
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  55. Cait H
    Cait H

    Fuck yeah, lady! Agree 100%!

    April 5, 2018
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  56. Slim McGee
    Slim McGee

    I’ll add one more comment then be on my merry gun owning way: it’s really a sad indictment of much of society that I had to point out how a blanket statement showing a callous disregard and indifference to human life is a very dangerous and all too common mindset that has and will again enabled genocide and mass murder by regimes throughout history.

    And you sick ghouls cheer for this obscene whale overtly expressing exactly that sentiment.

    Thank you. Thank you for reminding us all why we have the second amendment and will not compromise.

    This might be an advanced 1st world country. But human ugliness is here too.

    April 5, 2018
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    • words mean things
      words mean things

      1st wold country is an antiquated term left over from the cold war. It is meaningless in today’s lexicon. I assume you mean developed and undeveloped countries. If understanding correctly, then America falls behind most developed nations treat gun control legislation, so I am not sure how this counts as an advancement.

      And speaking of human ugliness the inability to compromise when children are being murdered is not shining a light on your self-implied brave and righteous spirit. Neither is ganging up on someone and implying a threat to their lives and calling them names. If you do not like Jenny’s words or tactics that is fair. But to rally behind this kind of response is didactic at best and incendiary at worst. For someone who likes to bring up totalitarianism as a justification for legal uncheck gun ownership these actions and words imply you are the fascists all these “dumbfucks” and fatties need to be protected against…

      April 5, 2018
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      • Slim McGee
        Slim McGee

        @words mean things

        There are 300 million guns and billions of rounds of ammo owned by us.

        Trust me, If we were totalitarians that wanted you all dead, it wouldve been done already.

        Most the gun crime comes from your voting base anyways. It’s not NRA members turning your deep blue urban areas into shooting galleries. It’s your vote fodder and your garbage policies that have done that.

        As to us being an outlier regarding guns – thank God. I’m glad we are and wouldn’t change a thing with our 2nd amendment.

        April 5, 2018
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        • shel
          shel

          You do realize not all gun owners are scared little men like you, right? That most smart gun owners realize that common sense gun laws and proper training about fire arms is a good thing??

          Do you also realize that not only die hard conservatives own guns?

          Threatening to shoot people on the internet does not make you sound smart or brave or manly, it makes you sound stupid and weak. Your nebulous “we” that is going to destroy us all is a pretty small group, unfortunately for you. Just because you yell loud doesn’t make you big.

          April 5, 2018
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        • Smacy
          Smacy

          You seriously spent the whole day commenting on this.

          Got nothing else going on in your life huh, freak?

          April 5, 2018
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    • Mel
      Mel

      You decry human ugliness and yet you’re constantly calling Jenny vile names like ‘obscene whale’ for having an opinion that’s different from yours. I also find it interesting that you don’t have a profile photo. Too scared someone might call you out for being less than perfect?

      April 10, 2018
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  57. Ron Jones
    Ron Jones

    Perhaps we should just make murder illegal. And to make sure that people get the message… Let’s make schools a gun-free zone. That way no one will get hurt.

    Of course, if it’s really that important to you that we eliminate the Constitution, and the Bill of Rights, then so be it. However, you would then be unable to opine against the social ills that disturb you.

    By the way, for those who blame the NRA for these acts of violence… How many NRA members have been mass shooters?

    Of course, you have a point about the NRA. They long ago compromised, and sold out their constituency. Which is why I give my money to JPFO instead.

    April 5, 2018
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    • MamaLich
      MamaLich

      Honey, Jenny argued that people should AMEND the 2nd AMENDment.

      And since you’ve mentioned the constitution and bill of rights–do you honest-to-god think that our Founding Fathers would’ve been happy to see civilians armed to the teeth with multi-round weapons–when they were scared shitless about giving the average working man the vote because of potentiality of ‘mob rule’?

      Look up the American history of universal male suffrage if you don’t believe me.

      She never even said that the NRA are mass-shooters. She called them terrorists (‘a person who uses unlawful violence and intimidation, especially against civilians, in the pursuit of political aims.’). NRA DOES try to scare people into buying more guns and taking part in their conventions/programs–and they won’t EVER admit that their training programs are sub-par, let alone unbiasedly inspected on whether or not they’re effective in training people with gun use or defense.

      I see new soldiers every year that don’t understand that owning a gun (and knowing how to use one) doesn’t mean that you’re an effective soldier that could keep your troops safe (or civilians). They just want the glory and battle and don’t even think about the consequences of getting themselves or their friends killed.

      April 5, 2018
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  58. Eneya
    Eneya

    That post is amasing. Don’t back down! Please take care of yourself and don’t allow such idiots to affect you in any way, especially giving them the time of day.

    April 5, 2018
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  59. ViolettaD
    ViolettaD

    Jenny, do you have a problem with Yahoo also? They don’t notify me if new posts on comments anymore. I don’t even get the “Confirm Your Subscription” notices! I have to check to see if you did another recrap, and if I want see how the conversation is developing, I have to search all of them by date because there’s no time stamp!

    April 5, 2018
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  60. Alan
    Alan

    Please, don’t tell my wife I liquidated our 401k and spent it all on Hentai.

    April 5, 2018
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    • saul berenson is disappointed
      saul berenson is disappointed

      What a prince.

      April 5, 2018
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    • ViolettaD
      ViolettaD

      Alan:

      Now post YOURS, since you are so valiant.

      April 5, 2018
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      • Alan
        Alan

        Why don’t you! I hate all liberals and want to see every last one of them dead. Suicide would be a real funny way. But to actually have a conservative / libtard civil war would be best. And I’d have no problem taking assholes like Jenny and hers out in such a war.

        April 5, 2018
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        • ViolettaD
          ViolettaD

          You wanna meet me? Come to Slippery Rock, PA in August. Bring a baseball bat and a garbage can lid. You’re gonna need ’em.

          April 5, 2018
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        • Cee
          Cee

          I bet you would, though, Alan, because taking “the libtards” out would require leaving the sweaty comfort of your computer chair, brushing off the Cheeto crumbs, and performing physical activity, which something tells me isn’t your strong suit.

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        • Maranda
          Maranda

          “I hate all liberals and want to see every last one of them dead.”

          Alan, really? I call myself a liberal. This is how I define my liberalism: We all have certain rights. We have the freedom to do and be anything we want to be as long as that does not physically harm another person. We are all living on this planet and must find a way to live together, with all our different values and morals. But most of all, we must strive to be the best people we can be, to be honest, kind, and to live with integrity.

          Now, would you really want to see me dead? Why?

          April 6, 2018
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        • Mel
          Mel

          Okay so let me get this straight. You clearly have a problem with what Jenny tweeted. Obviously you care too much that she couldn’t give a crap whether you’re alive or dead. To my mind, that says more about you than it does her. She didn’t actually say she wishes people like you dead. But that’s exactly what you’re doing. Wanting to kill people for having an opinion that differs with your own … that’s fascism, isn’t it?! Wait, let me go look that up …

          Fascism (/ˈfæʃɪzəm/) is a form of radical authoritarian nationalism, characterized by dictatorial power, forcible suppression of opposition and control of industry and commerce, which came to prominence in early 20th-century Europe. Forcible suppression of opposition – Yep, you’re a fascist, Alan.

          April 10, 2018
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    • RedHanded Jill
      RedHanded Jill

      What the fuck is wrong with you, Alan?

      April 5, 2018
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  61. Big Dick
    Big Dick

    One time, I blew my own dog. He didn’t come.

    April 5, 2018
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    • MamaLich
      MamaLich

      Hi Biggus Dickus, just wanna say: No one cares.

      April 5, 2018
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      • ViolettaD
        ViolettaD

        Welease Wodewick!

        April 5, 2018
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    • Cee
      Cee

      Incredible sleuthing skills, Small Disappointing Flaccid Penis! Hard to imagine the level of stealth and know-how it took to type a person’s name into a background check site.

      April 5, 2018
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  62. Uhoh
    Uhoh

    I just wanted everyone to know that I, a dickhead of staggering magnitude, masturbate in a pile of my own feces thrice daily.

    April 5, 2018
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    • Cee
      Cee

      Scared? Or fed up with having her profiles clogged with abusive messages from inbred fuckwits like yourself?

      I know it gets your millimeter peter hard to imagine you strike fear into people’s hearts, but you don’t. Nobody fears you. Nobody fears any internet rando who needs a giant cache of weapons to feel powerful.

      April 5, 2018
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      • JennyTrout
        JennyTrout

        Bingo. They were harassing members of my family who, ironically, share their viewpoints.

        April 5, 2018
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        • Jeremy O'Dwyer
          Jeremy O'Dwyer

          Well said. Powerful stuff!

          April 5, 2018
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  63. Uhoh
    Uhoh

    My dad got sent to prison because of the three strikes rule. I didn’t know it applied to necrophilic bestiality.

    April 5, 2018
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    • Cee
      Cee

      OMG, a small child making a goofy face! This is clear proof that psychopathy runs in Jenny’s family!

      Wow, Uhoh, you’re a regular scholar. Please gift us all with more of your incredible insight!

      April 5, 2018
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    • shel
      shel

      These comments are amazing. Jenny is the best 🙂

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  64. Some Love
    Some Love

    As a European person I can say these comments are exactly what makes the rest of the world shake their heads in disbelief. Most of these people seem to be genuine psychopaths, and I wish authorities would look them up since they are clearly a threat to society.

    I live in a country with very strict gun contol, and nobody here ever worries about being shot or needing a gun to defend themselves. The kids go to school without parents having to worry about buying bullet proof vests or having to buy clear backpacks. You guys say you live in the home of the brave, but so many of you live in fear and only feel safer if you have weapons within reach. I am not even sure America can still be called a developed country if you have to arm your teachers. And what is the obsession with the constitution? So many countries have one, and yet nobody mentions it as much as Americans do.

    Stay strong Jenny, these are seriously messed up people creating these posts. There is no reasoning with them, and I don’t even think they really care about any of the issues you pointed out. They just want a reason to spew hate and threaten people (including kids), so they can have a moment of feeling powerful and strong (which is of course an illusion). They are unhappy, unbalanced, and would probably be pitied if they didn’t lash out like this.

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    • Cee
      Cee

      American here. I believe the gun obsession is an aspect of the last gasp of white male supremacy. They know the edifice of entitlements they’ve enjoyed for centuries is crumbling under their feet, and they’re desperate to retain their position at the top of the cultural hierarchy. And a lot of them have deluded themselves that stockpiling as many guns as possible will help them cling onto that false sense of superiority, as though a handful of yahoo crackers with semi-automatics would stand a snowball’s chance in hell against the American military. If our government declared martial law tomorrow, most of the keyboard warriors howling about defending themselves against tyranny would be holed up in their mobile homes shitting their pants because it turns out a handful of private citizens in camo pants brandishing deer rifles are no match for men and women who’ve been trained to shoot to kill for a living.

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    • Mel
      Mel

      Totally with you, Some Love. I’m from Australia, which, after the Port Arthur massacre in 1996 initiated the gun buy-back scheme and tightened its laws so that only military personnel are allowed to use the types of weapons Martin Bryant used to kill 35 innocent people (including a 3 and 6 year old). I’m not saying anything like that would work in the US, I think they’re far beyond that, but at the very least, trying to ensure that people with psychiatric issues don’t get hold of rapid-fire weapons should be a goal. I also totally agree with you about the US’s obsession with their constitution. It’s bizarre to me that an amendment written during America’s federation, dealing with the civil war and the types of arms used back then, should be relevant now. Methinks their constitution needs a bit of an update.

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    • Liza
      Liza

      Regarding the obsession with the US Constitution (from a purely theoretical perspective): there are several theories of Constitutional interpretation. The one that 2nd Amendment defenders often refer to is Constitutional Originalism. The idea is that the Constitution was drafted with the intent that it would be able to stand the test of time – that it was just detailed enough to give specific guidance but also just vague enough to be applicable under changing societal norms – and so we need go no further than the original document.

      Under Originalism there are sub-theories of interpretation. Textualists say you should rely on the direct text (good luck doing that with the 2nd Amendment – the text is a total mess). Intentionalists say you should focus on the intent of the drafters (which is an obviously flawed system when we are talking about people who lived and died two hundred years ago – we have to rely on meeting minutes and other writings from the drafters to infer intent, many of which are internally contradictory).

      Either way – the reality is that the amendment was passed at a time when people were still loading individual bullets into muskets that had terrible range and accuracy. How one could apply the actual words to, or infer what the drafters would have thought about, today’s commonly used weapons is beyond me.

      Meanwhile, the drafters left the possibility of amendment so that if the Constitution did indeed need an update, it could be done. I think that points to their intent/understanding that, and maybe I’m going out on a limb here, it’s possible that they would get it wrong so badly, or that society would change so drastically, that future generations would need to step in and fix things. It’s a difficult process though – first an amendment needs to be proposed by a 2/3 vote in the House and the Senate (or in a convention of the states) and then it must be ratified by 3/4 (at this point that would be 38) of the states.

      So maybe the obsession comes from the fact that we are, in some ways, kind of stuck with what we have unless we see some sort of uprising like the one that brought us abolition. And from that perspective, Cee is right – it’s a grasping for what is left of white supremacy. Without guns, how can we possibly expect it to continue – we even had a well armed militia in the south during the civil war and they still lost so we can’t possibly take away the last bit of control.

      And also Mel is right – we are beyond that. We’ve had a grand total of 27 amendments to the constitution in the nearly 230 years since it was ratified. People who believe in their right to bear arms are really passionate about it. There are a lot of them – enough to prevent full on amendment right now. And there’s a whole lot of fear about being able to defend ourselves against not just each other, but also our own government (never mind that if our government ever wants to take us out, they aren’t going to need to get anywhere within firing range – hello Syria as our latest example). It’s going to take some sort of act of the flying spaghetti monster to change the 2nd Amendment.

      Of course that doesn’t mean we should stop trying.

      April 11, 2018
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  65. Kitt
    Kitt

    I’m sorry you’re receiving such abuse. It is truly indefensible. I wish you and your family safety, solace, and healing. Please take care of yourself. I know you’ve been dealing with a lot lately.

    It is my sincere hope that the attacks you have withstood are part of an extinction burst that signifies the end of such hateful, dangerous mindsets.

    April 5, 2018
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  66. shel
    shel

    Rock on, Jenny.

    Please stay safe from these insane people who are just waiting for their day on front page as a ‘lone wolf’ terrorist shooter.

    April 5, 2018
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  67. candy apple
    candy apple

    So I just read a little of this comment section. Holy fuck, what a shitshow.

    Hang in there, Jenny, we love ya, girl.

    By the way, to all the asshole Trump-humpers here, I’m a Leftist – a Marxist, actually – and I own a gun. I own one because I’m descended from generations of cattle ranchers, and we needed guns to keep our herds safe from predators. I don’t fetishize the thing, though, because it’s a tool, not a replacement for a sad and flaccid penis, and I most certainly agree with Jenny that most (probably all) of YOU alt-Reich members don’t deserve to own one.

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  68. I would like to share the majority of England’s opinions about gun control by quoting the absolutely amazing show, The Thin Blue Line.

    D.I. Grim: “You’re supposed to ask questions to find out who’s a suitable person to own a gun.”

    Inspector Fowler: “That’s right. And surely the first question must be, ‘does that person wish to own a gun?’.”

    D.I. Grim: “Well of course.”

    Inspector Fowler: “And if the answer to that is ‘yes’, then clearly that person is not a suitable person to have one.”

    April 5, 2018
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  69. K
    K

    Hey just wanted to chime in and say that you are a bad person and I truly wish that the evil you spread in this world visits you tenfold. You are living proof that the Horseshoe theory is closer to fact than hypothesis, and you deserve every bit of criticism you’ve earned, and then some.

    Really you should be mocked, tarred, feathered & then driven out of town, but we don’t do that anymore (but we should!)

    April 5, 2018
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    • Smacy
      Smacy

      I just wanted to chime in and say you’re an idiot. 🙂

      April 5, 2018
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    • ViolettaD
      ViolettaD

      K: And I just want to chime in and say “Okay, universe. I want you to send everything K is putting out into the world back to K ten-fold, RIGHT HERE AND NOW.’”

      April 5, 2018
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    • (Different) Rebecca
      (Different) Rebecca

      Pretty sure no one fucking asked you, or, in fact, gives a single shit about your opinion there, K.

      April 6, 2018
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  70. Lasangia Theif, Steeling Alll You're Lasangias
    Lasangia Theif, Steeling Alll You're Lasangias

    I’m sorry you’re having to deal with so many violent idiots, Jenny. I’m also sorry that the state of education in this country is apparently so bad that none of the violent idiots can manage to come up with a better insult than variations on “Oh yeah? Well, your [sic] fat!” (On the bright side, “your artery filled mind” just made me laugh so hard I think I pulled a muscle. Congrats, gun-fetishizing dipshits of the world: you found a way to hurt a liberal through the internet! Today, your dreams have finally come true!)

    April 6, 2018
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    • Mel
      Mel

      Oh no, pleez dont steel my lasangia!!!

      April 10, 2018
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  71. Manda
    Manda

    As a Christian (who admittedly is losing faith because of the other people claiming the same), I love you and I’m always lurking, eagerly awaiting to read your posts. You are amazing, I wish I could aspire to a 1/3 of your coolness.

    April 6, 2018
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    • Maaike
      Maaike

      @ Manda
      I know you probably know this, but I wanted to say that your faith is yours, and intolerant garbage people calling themselves christian shouldn’t be able to take that away from you. I’m an atheist myself, but faith and a relationship with god can be a wonderful thing, and something you need in times like these. So just stay strong, and don’t stop believing in good things, weather god or the good of humanity. Have a wonderful day. 🙂

      April 6, 2018
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    • Chris
      Chris

      Oh yeah, exactly, what Maaike says. Manda your faith is your faith, and as an atheist I know so many christians that are waaaaay less judgmental about my atheism than I am (used to be) about their christianity. That really changed my perspective. Don’t let a couple of those fuckers take away your relationship with god. It’s something between the two of you. Don’t ever feel like you have to apologize for being a christian.

      April 6, 2018
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    • Manda
      Manda

      You know there is a lot of horrid people in the world. The both of you are not. I really appreciate the support. I love the both of you as much as any stranger on the internet could love another. I live in the Midwest and there is just only so much hypocrisy I can stand. I love my Muslim friends, and my LGBT+ friends. I love listening to other people’s religions and I love collecting books on them because you know all faiths basically boil down to “don’t be a jerk”. It is just the hypocrisy that is killing my desire to be lumped in with them.

      Blessings to you and may the horrible people you deal with be few.

      April 7, 2018
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  72. Maaike
    Maaike

    Jenny you are a badass! I send you and your family all the good vibes in the world. Stay safe, stay strong, and stay happy!

    April 6, 2018
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  73. Saz
    Saz

    Wow this is amazing, I only discovered your blog recently (buffy recaps!) but stuff like this is why I keep coming back to read your other posts. You truly are great, please don’t listen to any of the 10-year-old level insults (apologies to all actual 10-year-olds) coming your way. I”m English so no true understanding of the culture BUT believe me 95% of us here share your opinion on the NRA/more gun control and have so much sympathy for you guys over there re: the school shootings and how it must feel to send your kids into that possibility every day. Can’t even imagine. Really hope things get better for you all across the pond and that the abuse-spouting idiots find some inner peace.

    April 8, 2018
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  74. Betsy
    Betsy

    I cannot overstate how much I admire you for handling all of that. And it’s still happening, which is absurd. You are amazing.

    April 8, 2018
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  75. Jenny (but not Jenny Trout)
    Jenny (but not Jenny Trout)

    Sending love and hug your way. Stay strong.

    My kids and I went to the March For Our Lives and my older son carried a sign that read AM I NEXT? Someone told me I was brave to let him hold that. No, I’m brave everyday when I send him to school and have to hope that some wackadoo with a AK won’t get pissed off and go shoot the place up.

    How many more kids haven’t to die to protect the second amendment? We all need to take out votes to the gun fight.

    April 8, 2018
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  76. Courtney
    Courtney

    “You call for civil war, violent revolution, rising up, and then the moment there’s a mass shooting, you move fast to avoid being blamed for it.” I need this tattooed on my forehead. Or my ass, which is very much bigger, but less-shown in public. Quite a conundrum you’ve given me. I guess I’ll have to start shopping for ass-less chaps.

    April 9, 2018
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  77. LMAO
    LMAO

    It takes special skills to get people from *both* sides of the political spectrum to hate on you at the same time. Bravo. After years of watching you attack & troll other people & send your followers after them – in much the same way you’re experiencing now – it is a true delight to watch you get your karma. I can’t remember when I’ve enjoyed Twitter more. I’m a staunch liberal & I wouldn’t dream of spouting the hateful shit you do. It’s ugly. But I guess that’s “very on-brand” for you, right? You reap what you sow. How’s that working out for you, sweetie?

    April 10, 2018
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    • JennyTrout
      JennyTrout

      You’ve been watching me for years? Thanks for being a fan!

      April 10, 2018
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      • Rachel O'Riley
        Rachel O'Riley

        Jenn, you are brilliant, strong and crazy brave. I’m (redacted) years your senior, but I still want to be you when I grow up. Do whatever it takes to keep the nattering nabobs of Neo-nihilism from eating your lunch.

        April 11, 2018
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  78. Jessica
    Jessica

    There’s a Chrome extension called Twitter Block Chain that allows you to block a person and all of that person’s followers. I haven’t used it, but I’ve seen people praising it. Maybe that could help you–800 notifications sounds like a nightmare.

    April 14, 2018
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