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HHTV: The Hasselhoff Channel. All Hoff, All The Time

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I come to you today with two Hofftastic videos from the man himself. The first, a commercial for some internet company, in which Hoff declares himself King of The Internet. Bow, worthless plebes, your new master demands supplication! Bow! BOW!

Tune in tomorrow for an in-depth review of El Hoff’s autobiography, and don’t miss the rest of the Hofftacular Spectacular, all this week, right here.

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3 Comments

  1. So I'm thinking that a “castle built out of honesty” must entail a lot of empty booze bottles, half-eaten cheeseburgers and a whole lot of hair product.

    December 4, 2007
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  2. Holy crap! I just had time to watch the videos. It's…surreal. And the lyrics are divorce worthy. Wow.

    December 4, 2007
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  3. HEY! It's the fifth of December and I'm anxiously awaiting the next installmeent of the HHTV!!!

    I feel cheated.

    December 5, 2007
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