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I Wish I Was In Charge At The IRS.

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If I was, they would not have frigging Swan Lake as their hold music. And it’s never just the whole thing playing all the way through or anything like that. It’s just the part where the prince sees the swans all dancing around on the lake. It’s Tchaikovsky, and it’s terrible.

It’s like a special kind of hell, actually. “Congratulations, you not only get to pay taxes, you also get to listen to wildly repetitive and mindlessly overblown orchestrations!

Next quarter, I’m going to tape a little note to my tax payment that says, “Please use this money to get new hold music, KTHNXBYE.”

So, imagine your own special kind of hell for me. What is the worst thing you could imagine listening to over hold music?

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3 Comments

  1. Rap…mixed with jazz. I might put an icepick through my eardrum.

    October 25, 2007
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  2. What is the worst thing you could imagine listening to over hold music?
    Crazy Frog, Gummi Bear, etc.

    Have a lovely day! 🙂

    October 26, 2007
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  3. Lynyrd Skynyrd on a ghastly, endless loop. Seriously, I'd rather chew glass.

    October 28, 2007
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