Okay, so last week I found out I had a weird inflammation in my chest due to also having pneumonia. That was terrible. But the medicine they put me on is worse than having pneumonia and a chest infection. It kind of sucked.
So, I got behind in my work. And my housework, especially. And now, my house is looking a hot mess and I have a party I’m hosting on Saturday. I guess the theme of the party has shifted from “Halloween” to “Party Like You Live In A Condemned Building.”
However, being sick has had one pay off. Lots of time to take the Wii internet browser for a spin and use the internet on my totally awesome giant plasma screen. And what did I browse for, besides Dresden Files fan fiction in which Harry and Bob get it on, you ask? I looked for movie news. Namely, Sweeney Todd news.
If you have never heard of Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, the magnum opus of one Sir Stephen Sondheim (he was knighted in absentia by me, ruler of my own country of Jenopia), then I weep a frenzy of weeps for you, dear reader. It’s simply the best musical ever. EVER.
The very basic plot is that Benjamin Barker, a barber transported to prison in Australia for a crime he didn’t commit, returns to find that– through the machinations of the evil judge who sentenced him– his wife has poisoned herself and his daughter has been raised as the Judge’s own child. He sets about getting revenge, which ultimately entails killing unwitting customers who come in for a shave and then letting his neighbor cook them into pies.
And they’re making it into a movie.
Starring Johnny Depp.
And Helena Bonham Carter.
And Alan Rickman.
And Anthony Stewart Head.
If that wasn’t enough, it’s directed by TIM BURTON.
TIM BURTON. IS DIRECTING. A MOVIE VERSION. OF SWEENEY TODD. BY STEPHEN SONDHEIM.
The amount of cool in this one movie alone will probably be enough that– and I don’t want to alarm anyone here, but I just thought you should be warned– the universe is going to implode under the sheer, gravitational force of that much awesome.
Two trailers have been released, and I’m going to give them over to you to brighten your day, the way slit throats and cannibalism always brightens mine.
Whoo hooo!!!! Let the rejoicing commence!!
Johnny Depp and Alan Rickman in the same movie. I might start weeping for joy myself.
Oh dear. Alan Rickman a villain again.
(Good job on another legit Alan Rickman post, babe! You're hot!!)
I lurk, am catching up on your bloggage and had to comment.
My friends and I have been drooling over this for a year now, and the trailer is indeed orgasmic. As is the fact that my triumvirate of Favorite People Ever are finally coming together (Rickman, Depp and Buron). However, I'm sad to say that Anthony Stewart Head isn't in it due to scheduling. Or at least that's what a little birdie told me (ie: I read it somewhere).
Of course, that little birdie could have been on crack.
Peace out.
-Amanda