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My friends are a bad influence on my doll

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Yesterday, I shared with you the heartwarming tale of my doll, Samantha. Well, my friends on the trip weren’t as enthusiastic about her. Words like “creepy” and “haunted” and “possessed” were flung around, rather casually, in my opinion. Last night, after my deeply moving blog post about Samantha, those bitches I went on the trip with sent me this:

Yup. Wednesday bloggers Leigh Jones, Kris Norris, Bronwyn Green, Jessica Jarman, and Kellie St. James were aaaaaaaall in on this, as was reader Anne Reeths. Any time I left the cabin– or let Samantha out of my sight– they were secretly introducing her to a seedy underworld of sex, drugs, and violence.

There’s nothing that makes one feel loved like a well-executed, labor intensive, highly detailed prank, and this one was no exception. The fact that they took the time to do this makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. So thank you, guys, from the bottom of my warped little heart.

Unfortunately, it makes the prank Norris, Jarman and  I pulled on Bronwyn Green this time around look pretty tame by comparison. I’ll share that one this week, as well.

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19 Comments

  1. Jill
    Jill

    That was an awesomely creepy video. Nicely put together!

    July 2, 2014
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  2. Lieke
    Lieke

    I laughed so hard at the picture of the stuffed whatever under Samantha’s dress.

    July 2, 2014
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  3. Flo
    Flo

    OMG, so creepy AND hilarious! They did a great job. You did take the knife away from Samantha? Didn’t you???

    July 2, 2014
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  4. And my work here is complete. Love you Jenny 🙂

    July 2, 2014
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  5. I think my favorite part of the entire photo shoot was when Leigh and I were taking the knife picture and you came upstairs and she dropped the butcher knife on the floor and quick kicked it under the bed.

    (I’m glad she didn’t stab herself, though – even if the staff at the hospital in Calumet would have been thrilled to have a patient.)

    July 2, 2014
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  6. Sherry
    Sherry

    I don’t know if you’ve ever seen this but I am somehow reminded of it by your video. Can’t quite put my finger on it. Soulmates…

    July 2, 2014
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    • JennyTrout
      JennyTrout

      HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS WHEN YOU FIRST POSTED IT AND WHY AM I ONLY SEEING IT RIGHT NOW WHEN I HAVE TO LEAVE THE HOUSE?!

      July 30, 2014
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  7. Oh my sweet Gee!! How dare Samantha corrupt his innocent monster mind with oral sex?! LMAO

    I love you bitches! 🙂

    July 2, 2014
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  8. Cyndi
    Cyndi

    Fantastic prank! <3 it!

    July 2, 2014
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  9. BuenaSuerte
    BuenaSuerte

    Is it wrong that my main takeaway was “gee, I wish MY stuffed animals helped with the knitting”?

    July 2, 2014
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  10. Stella
    Stella

    This is fucking brilliant. I wish I had the mad skills to make a vid like that.

    July 3, 2014
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  11. ali
    ali

    I LOL-ed at the headphones and laptop scene. 🙂

    July 3, 2014
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  12. Jon
    Jon

    I ha forgotten about that song… thanks for the reminder! Fits really well with the video!

    July 3, 2014
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  13. Linda
    Linda

    Too funny! Wonderful friends!

    July 9, 2014
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  14. Brian
    Brian

    They exposed your poor doll to Cards Against Humanity, and worst of all, Nickelback! What kind of monsters are they?!?

    January 12, 2015
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  15. FarFarAway
    FarFarAway

    That was truly a labor of love! And the song! I was like, “Why does this sound familiar?” Then I remembered that there was an episode of *Ask Me Another* where they had Neil Gaiman read part of that song over the music. So awesome! And the part at the end with the Weeping Angel killed me! (Not literally, but then again, I didn’t blink while it was on the screen!)

    March 19, 2015
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  16. […] Yep. It’s Samantha. You may remember Jen’s heartwarming story of how she got Samantha. And you may also remember what we did to Samantha. Well, technically, Samantha got into all this trouble on her own because she’s made of evil. We just documented it.  […]

    July 5, 2016
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