{"id":1008,"date":"2013-01-29T15:14:00","date_gmt":"2013-01-29T15:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jennytrout.wordpress.com\/2013\/01\/29\/why-do-i-keep-doing-this-to-myself-and-by-extension-to-you-guys"},"modified":"2013-01-29T15:14:00","modified_gmt":"2013-01-29T15:14:00","slug":"why-do-i-keep-doing-this-to-myself-and-by-extension-to-you-guys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=1008","title":{"rendered":"Why do I keep doing this to myself, and by extension, to you guys?!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, as you are probably already aware, I try to post my 50 Shades posts on Monday or Tuesday. Because it starts the week off right. But stuff keeps derailing me, like yesterday&#8217;s combination snow day\/neck injury-a-thon that laid me flat on the couch with screaming children swarming around me. I didn&#8217;t get the recap finished, hell, I didn&#8217;t even get the chapter annotated all the way. I thought, &#8220;No big, I&#8217;ll just post it on Wednesday.&#8221;<\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Well, shit, Jenny. Do you even know what Wednesday is? That&#8217;s right. Wednesday is the 30th, aka, the day chapter 2 of <i>The Boss<\/i>\u00a0comes out. If I posted a recap on the same day, the posts would be in direct competition with each other, and I happen to know that the recaps? Are big time hair pullers.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Instead, I&#8217;m posting chapter two of <i>The Boss<\/i>\u00a0a day early, and you&#8217;ll get your recap tomorrow. If you&#8217;re not reading <i>The Boss<\/i>, then you have no one to blame but yourself for your disappointment at this announcement.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>You can read chapter two\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/abigailbarnettestheboss.blogspot.com\/2013\/01\/the-boss-chapter-two.html\">here<\/a>, and chapter one as well, if you&#8217;re not caught up. And the recap will be out tomorrow, barring anymore bulging discs or bad weather that traps me with my children.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, as you are probably already aware, I try to post my 50 Shades posts on Monday or Tuesday. Because it starts the week off&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=1008\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Why do I keep doing this to myself, and by extension, to you guys?!<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1008"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1008"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1008\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1008"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1008"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1008"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}