{"id":10289,"date":"2016-04-28T10:46:23","date_gmt":"2016-04-28T14:46:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=10289"},"modified":"2016-04-28T10:46:23","modified_gmt":"2016-04-28T14:46:23","slug":"state-of-the-trout-im-not-dead-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=10289","title":{"rendered":"State Of The Trout: “I’m not dead!” edition"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hello everybody! I’m not dead! Isn’t that great? I’ve just been super busy getting\u00a0Second Chance<\/em> ready for it’s big day. When is that big day? Well, I’ll tell you on Monday, when I reveal the cover and release date right here on this very blog.<\/p>\n

Because of this, my serialized projects are back-burnered until June. If you’re a Patreon supporter, you should have gotten a message about that, and Wattpad followers of\u00a0The Afflicted<\/em>\u00a0should also have gotten one, so this probably doesn’t come as a shock to any of you. But I’m covering my bases.<\/p>\n

In personal news, I’m so happy to announce that D-Rock’s dog, Muggsy, who lived with us for about a year while D-Rock also lived here, has come to stay permanently. You may remember my cousin D-Rock from our brief YouTube show,\u00a0Roadhouse<\/em>. Nowadays she’s living in the Aleutian Islands, working as a hyperbaric welder and a boat nanny in Dutch Harbor. She recently made a very surprise visit to us. By very surprise, I mean that she didn’t call me before traveling all the way here. I was in bed and my bedroom door burst open with a shout of “Melissa!” to herald her arrival.<\/p>\n

Anyway, Muggsy (a.k.a. Muggs, Mugzilla, Mugzoo, Tubbsy, and Tubszilla) the senior Pit Bull is our newest family member, and she looks pretty psyched to be here. I think she missed us:<\/p>\n

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So, hence the lack of updates: I’ve been busy writing, editing, and snuggling this cute ass dog.<\/p>\n

Next week, I’ll return with an\u00a0Apolonia<\/em> recap.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Hello everybody! I’m not dead! Isn’t that great? I’ve just been super busy getting\u00a0Second Chance ready for it’s big day. When is that big day?…<\/p>\n

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