{"id":10480,"date":"2016-06-29T12:04:39","date_gmt":"2016-06-29T16:04:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=10480"},"modified":"2016-06-29T12:17:44","modified_gmt":"2016-06-29T16:17:44","slug":"state-of-the-trout-this-is-really-short-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=10480","title":{"rendered":"State of the Trout: &#8220;This is really short&#8221; edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Two things only this time!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Today:\u00a0<\/strong>You can read the (very late) twenty-third chapter of\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.wattpad.com\/myworks\/17730901-the-afflicted\"><em>The Afflicted<\/em><\/a>, my free Wattpad historical zombie novel.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Friday:<\/strong> I&#8217;ll be revealing the cover for\u00a0<em>The Stranger<\/em>, an all new Neil and Sophie novella.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s all I got this (exhausting) week! Look out for a Buffy recap soon!<\/p>\n<p><strong>EDIT:<\/strong> Oh shit, wait! There is a third thing!<\/p>\n<p>I\u00a0<em>Twilight<\/em>ed last week while I was on retreat:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/twilight-bitches.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-10483\" src=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/twilight-bitches-1024x1024.jpg\" alt=\"My heavily tattooed hands and arms holding an apple in front of a black background, like the cover of Twilight\" width=\"604\" height=\"604\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/twilight-bitches-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/twilight-bitches-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/twilight-bitches-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/twilight-bitches.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 604px) 100vw, 604px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to Bronwyn Green for indulging me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two things only this time! Today:\u00a0You can read the (very late) twenty-third chapter of\u00a0The Afflicted, my free Wattpad historical zombie novel. Friday: I&#8217;ll be revealing&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=10480\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">State of the Trout: &#8220;This is really short&#8221; edition<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10480"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10480"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10480\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10484,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10480\/revisions\/10484"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10480"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10480"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10480"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}