{"id":10992,"date":"2016-12-05T10:00:42","date_gmt":"2016-12-05T15:00:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=10992"},"modified":"2016-12-02T17:45:19","modified_gmt":"2016-12-02T22:45:19","slug":"barbie-girl-a-musical-interlude","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=10992","title":{"rendered":"Barbie Girl: A Musical Interlude"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>FADE IN<\/p>\n<p>INT. JENNY&#8217;S BEDROOM &#8211; DAY<\/p>\n<p>JENNY, an elegant woman of taste and distinction, eats chocolate pretzels pantsless beside her husband, MR. JEN, a strange man. They&#8217;re watching the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=zawQ7iHFWN4\">&#8220;Top Ten Pop Songs from The &#8217;90s&#8221;<\/a> list on MsMojo. Aqua&#8217;s &#8220;Barbie Girl&#8221; plays in the background.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">VOICE OVER<br \/>\n(on TV)<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s doubtful it&#8217;s anyone&#8217;s favorite song&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Jenny looks pointedly at Mr. Jen, who grins.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">JENNY<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s doubtful, right?<\/p>\n<p>Mr. Jen keeps on grinning.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">JENNY<br \/>\nI just cannot believe that about you. I can&#8217;t believe that is your favorite song.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Mr. Jen is still grinning , unashamed.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">JENNY<br \/>\nLike, it&#8217;s not in a funny way. It&#8217;s not in an ironic way. It is genuinely, and without sarcasm, your favorite song of all time.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MR. JEN<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s a good song.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">JENNY<br \/>\nGood?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MR. JEN<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s the best song.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">FADE OUT<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">THE END<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>FADE IN INT. JENNY&#8217;S BEDROOM &#8211; DAY JENNY, an elegant woman of taste and distinction, eats chocolate pretzels pantsless beside her husband, MR. JEN, a&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=10992\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Barbie Girl: A Musical Interlude<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10992"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10992"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10992\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10995,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10992\/revisions\/10995"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10992"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10992"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10992"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}