{"id":11094,"date":"2017-01-27T12:52:55","date_gmt":"2017-01-27T17:52:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=11094"},"modified":"2017-01-27T12:52:55","modified_gmt":"2017-01-27T17:52:55","slug":"the-big-damn-buffy-rewatch-s03e16-dopplegangland","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=11094","title":{"rendered":"The Big Damn Buffy Rewatch S03E16 “Dopplegangland”"},"content":{"rendered":"

CW: Brief mention of CSA.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

In every generation, there is a chosen one. She alone is suffering from extreme vertigo, so please bear with her.\u00a0She will also recap every episode of Buffy The Vampire Slayer with an eye to the following themes:<\/p>\n

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  1. Sex is the real villain of the Buffy The Vampire Slayer universe.<\/li>\n
  2. Giles is totally in love with Buffy.<\/li>\n
  3. Joyce is a fucking terrible parent.<\/li>\n
  4. Willow\u2019s magic is utterly useless (this one won\u2019t be an issue until season 2, when she gets a chance to become a witch)<\/li>\n
  5. Xander is a textbook Nice Guy.<\/li>\n
  6. The show isn\u2019t as feminist as people claim.<\/li>\n
  7. All the monsters look like wieners.<\/li>\n
  8. If ambivalence to possible danger were an Olympic sport, Team Sunnydale would take the gold.<\/li>\n
  9. Angel is a dick.<\/li>\n
  10. Harmony is the strongest female character on the show.<\/li>\n
  11. Team sports are portrayed in an extremely negative light.<\/li>\n
  12. Some of this shit is racist as fuck.<\/li>\n
  13. Science and technology are not to be trusted.<\/li>\n
  14. Mental illness is stigmatized.<\/li>\n
  15. Only Willow can use a computer.<\/li>\n
  16. Buffy\u2019s strength is flexible at the plot\u2019s convenience.<\/li>\n
  17. Cheap laughs and desperate grabs at plot plausibility are made through Xenophobia.<\/li>\n
  18. Oz is the Anti-Xander<\/li>\n
  19. Spike is capable of love despite his lack of soul<\/li>\n
  20. Don\u2019t freaking tell me the vampires don\u2019t need to breathe because they\u2019re constantly out of frickin\u2019 breath.<\/li>\n
  21. The foreshadowing on this show is freaking amazing.<\/li>\n
  22. Smoking is evil.<\/span><\/li>\n
  23. Despite praise for its positive portrayal of non-straight sexualities, some of this shit is homophobic as fuck.<\/span><\/li>\n
  24. How do these kids know all these outdated references, anyway?<\/span><\/li>\n
  25. Technology is used inconsistently as per its convenience in the script.<\/span><\/li>\n
  26. Sunnydale residents are no longer shocked by supernatural attacks.<\/span><\/li>\n
  27. Casual rape dismissal\/victim blaming a-go-go<\/span><\/li>\n
  28. Snyder believes Buffy is a demon or other evil entity.<\/span><\/li>\n
  29. The Scoobies kind of help turn Jonathan into a bad guy.<\/span><\/li>\n
  30. This show caters to the straight\/bi female gaze like whoa.<\/span><\/li>\n
  31. Sunnydale General is the worst hospital in the world.<\/span><\/li>\n
  32. Faith is hyper-sexualized needlessly.<\/span><\/li>\n
  33. Slut shame!<\/span><\/li>\n
  34. The Watchers have no fucking clue what they\u2019re doing.<\/span><\/li>\n
  35. Vampire bites, even very brief ones, are 99.8% fatal.<\/span><\/li>\n
  36. Economic inequality is humorized and oversimplified.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Have I missed any that were added in past recaps? Let me know in the comments. \u00a0Even though I might forget that you mentioned it.<\/span><\/p>\n

    WARNING: Some people have mentioned they\u2019re watching along with me, and that\u2019s awesome, but I\u2019ve seen the entire series already and I\u2019ll probably mention things that happen in later seasons. So\u2026 you know, take that under consideration, if you\u2019re a person who can\u2019t enjoy something if you know future details about it.<\/span><\/p>\n

    <\/p>\n

    After the moral struggle of the past two episodes, it’s nice to return to a fun one-off. And Anya!<\/p>\n

    The very first scene introduces D’Hoffryn, who has to be one of my favorite evil beings in the Buffyverse. Though we don’t see it in this episode, D’Hoffryn turns out to be one of those bad guys who’s really just doing his job, and you can imagine him having interests outside of vengeance on the side. Anyway, Anya has apparently been bothering him with requests to get her magic back after Giles smashed up her necklace in “The Wish”:<\/p>\n

    Anya: “For a thousand years I wielded the powers of the wish. I brought ruin to the heads of unfaithful men. I brought forth destruction and chaos for the pleasure of the lower beings. I was feared and worshipped across the mortal globe and now I’m stuck at Sunnydale High. Mortal. A child. And I’m flunking math.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

    D’Hoffryn is like, yeah, well, that’s not really my problem, and Anya is all, well, I’ll get my power back whether you help me or not. If she doesn’t get her power back, she’ll end up living out her mortal life until she dies. Probably right there in Sunnydale.<\/p>\n

    Pardon me while I turn away and stifle my tears by biting my knuckles.<\/p>\n

    Anyway, Anya says she’ll find someone to help her get her power back, and we cut directly to Willow, who is floating a pencil. Floating a pencil was the only way you could prove you were a witch in the 1990’s. It’s history. Look it up. Buffy is doing sit-ups and talking about all the weird psychological tests and exercise stuff Wesley has been putting the Slayers through, and Willow guesses correctly that Buffy wants to get ahead of Faith. Which Buffy feels bad about, because she feels bad for Faith:<\/p>\n

    Buffy: “She had it rough. Different circumstances, that could be me.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

    The whole Buffy\/Faith thing is where we really start seeing Buffy mature past the “woe is me, I’m a Slayer” theme that dominated the first two seasons. Buffy’s starting to realize that yeah, being the Slayer sucks, but being a different, non-Buffy Slayer is probably worse, especially since other Slayers don’t have the kind of support Buffy has been receiving for the bulk of her Slayer career.<\/p>\n

    Buffy apologizes to Willow for talking about Faith, since she knows that Willow doesn’t really like Faith, and though Willow insists that she’s fine with it, the pencil she’s floating starts spinning out of control then shoots off and embeds itself in a tree. (#4<\/strong>)<\/p>\n

    So basically, no, she’s not fine with anything remotely Faith related.<\/p>\n

    After the opening credits, Willow is in Synder’s office with Percy West, Sunnydale’s basketball star. Percy isn’t going to be able to play anymore if he flunks history, and it’s important to Snyder that they have some kind of sports win since their whole swim team got turned into fish monsters last season. Willow doesn’t really want to tutor Percy, but Snyder says he knows she’ll do it.<\/p>\n

    In the library, where Buffy is wearing the creakiest pair of pleather pants the Delia’s catalog had to offer, Willow takes a crack at the Mayor’s files while Faith and Wesley return from a training exercise. Faith is her usual wise-cracking self, but when Giles reminds her that the testing they’re doing is required for the council, she’s instantly subdued. In fact, almost too subdued. Supportive of Buffy, even. After Buffy leaves with Wesley, Faith asks Willow what’s going on with The Mayor’s files, and wants to know if Willow can actually hack into them. Willow tells her that she’ll get in eventually, and we cut to The Mayor, receiving this info from Faith as he shows her the new apartment he bought for her:<\/p>\n

    The Mayor: “No Slayer of mine is going to live in some fleabag motel. That place has a very unsavory reputation. There are immoral liasons going on there.”<\/p>\n

    Faith: “Yeah, plus all the screwing.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

    It’s a really cool apartment, but she still has to keep her room at the motel for meeting the Scoobies, so they won’t know something is up. Faith, who doesn’t know how to respond to generosity that doesn’t have strings attached, turns it into something sexual:<\/p>\n

    Faith: “Thanks, sugar daddy.”<\/p>\n

    The Mayor: “Now, Faith, I don’t find that sort of thing amusing. I’m a family man. Now let’s kill your little friend.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

    He tells her they need to orchestrate some kind of vampire attack to take care of Willow, and while she seems hesitant, all that hesitation goes out the window when he tells her he bought her a Playstation.<\/p>\n

    To be fair, I think a lot of us would have killed someone for a Playstation back then.<\/p>\n

    Faith trying to cozy up to the Mayor and calling him her sugar daddy has always struck me as very sad. I remember girls who were like that toward adult men in middle\/high school and then it would always come out that they were being sexually abused or groomed for abuse. This is where\u00a0#32<\/strong>\u00a0is really, really sad, because I’m not sure if the conclusion we’re supposed to draw is “Faith was obviously abused as a child” or just “Ha ha, that Faith, always slutting it up!”<\/p>\n

    Back at Sunnydale, Willow sees Oz in the hall and is like, “I didn’t see you yesterday.” And I’m like, yeah, where the fuck have you been, Oz? Because it feels like we haven’t seen him for a long time. Also, his hair is like, black now. And it’s not a great look on him. Seth Green was not made to go dark. Anyway, he was with his band at an out-of-town show and ended up missing school. Willow is hurt that he didn’t invite her, and he says he didn’t think she’d want to miss school, too. Then he tells her to come to his show at the Bronze later, but she has too much homework.<\/p>\n

    Part of that homework is going to be Percy’s. Because when she catches up with him and tries to set up a time to work on a social studies paper with him, he makes it clear that he won’t be doing the work. He tells Willow to write the paper, but not do too good a job or else he’ll get caught. He also makes an insulting remark about how she doesn’t have anything better to do. She’s still steaming over that when Buffy and Xander approach and ask her if she has biology notes they need:<\/p>\n

    Buffy: “See, I told you. Old reliable.”<\/p>\n

    Willow: “Oh, thanks.”<\/p>\n

    Buffy: “What?”<\/p>\n

    Willow: “‘Old Reliable?’\u00a0Yeah, great, there’s a sexy nickname.”<\/p>\n

    Buffy: “I-I didn’t mean it as\u2013”<\/p>\n

    Willow: “No. It’s fine, I’m ‘Old Reliable’.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

    Xander decides, unhelpfully, to compare Willow to Old Faithful, and then to Old Yeller, and all of this pushes Willow over her breaking point.<\/p>\n

    Willow: “Maybe I’ll change my look. Or cut class. You don’t know. And I’m eating this banana, lunch time be damned!”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

    Inside, Anya notices Willow alone and introduces herself as one of Cordelia’s friends. Anya asks Willow if she can help with a spell, and of course, Willow is like, yes, absolutely. She’s positively delighted to be asked to call upon dark powers:<\/p>\n

    Willow: “Is it dangerous?”<\/p>\n

    Anya: “Oh, no.”<\/p>\n

    Willow: “Well, can we pretend it is?”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

    Anya tells Willow that she’s trying to find a necklace that’s been in her family for generations, but was recently stolen. The spell they do will create a temporal fold and the necklace will be returned from the time and place it was lost.<\/p>\n

    So like, remember where it was lost? In that weird parallel everybody-is-vampires-now wish dimension?<\/p>\n

    The spell unleashes a montage of “The Wish” that culminates in vampire Willow vanishing instead of getting staked. Willow sees all of this and freaks out, telling Anya that she saw a hell dimension and she knows that Anya isn’t telling her the truth:<\/p>\n

    Anya: “I swear, I am just trying to find my necklace.”<\/p>\n

    Willow: “Well did you try looking inside the sofa in hell?”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

    Anya berates Willow for her cowardice, but Willow won’t be moved. She refuses to help Anya with the spell a second time. She leaves, and Anya smashes the plate they used in the ritual. At the same moment, Vampire!Willow wakes in the exact spot where she would have died in the wishverse.<\/p>\n

    Vampire!Willow wanders around Sunnydale, wondering why humans are all uncaged and free to roam after dark. And it is bumming her out. She runs into Percy, who threatens her, saying that he better not flunk history or Snyder is going to do something nebulous and consequency. Whatever he’s getting at, Vampire!Willow ain’t having it. She throws Percy over the pool table (as in, completely\u00a0over<\/em> the pool table, not\u00a0onto<\/em> the pool table) and then strolls over and chokes him until a completely flummoxed Xander intervenes. Vampire!Willow gets all handsy with him, then disappointedly declares that he’s alive. Buffy, startled by Willow’s new appearance, tries to compliment her, but Vampire!Willow just declares that she doesn’t like Buffy and walks off. When Buffy tries to stop her from leaving, Vampire!Willow throws her a vamp face, and Buffy and Xander realize what’s going on.<\/p>\n

    Kind of.<\/p>\n

    But it’s still heartbreaking. This is Buffy’s best friend, and now she’s a vampire. A thing that Buffy is supposed to kill. So, her face goes like this:<\/p>\n

    \"Buffy<\/a><\/p>\n

    Vampire!Willow stalks the alleys of Sunnydale. Two vampires approach her and call her by name, but she beats them down. When the vamp she has pinned says there’s been a mistake and they were looking for a human, Vampire!Willow starts breaking fingers and asking who the guy is working for. It takes a couple of fingers, but the vampire finally gets to the right answer: they work for Vampire!Willow now. And they just listen to her, because she’s super authoritative and spooky. Which makes me think she should probably become a special needs student advocate\u00a0because sometimes you need to get super authoritative and spooky with school administrators.<\/p>\n

    Do I sound bitter? Because I’m still super bitter.<\/p>\n

    Anyway, back at the library, our heroes mourn the loss of one of their own:<\/p>\n

    \"Buffy,<\/a><\/p>\n

    Giles: “She was truly the finest of all of us.”<\/p>\n

    Xander: “Way better than me.”<\/p>\n

    Giles: “Much, much better.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

    While Buffy is deep in the throes of blaming herself, Willow, non-vampire edition, comes in and asks what’s going on and if someone died. After some frantic cross-wielding, they realize that she’s not a vampire after all. What follows is the expected enthusiastic friend hugs from Xander and Buffy, but also the super adorable “Awwww!” moment when Giles practically tackles Willow and crushes the life out of her.<\/p>\n

    Willow: “It’s really nice that you guys missed me. Say, you all didn’t happen to do a bunch of drugs, did ya?”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

    They try to explain what they saw, but nobody is really sure\u00a0what<\/em> they saw:<\/p>\n

    Buffy: “Giles, planning on jumping in with an explanation any time soon?”<\/p>\n

    Giles: “Well, uh, something. Something um…very strange is happening.”<\/p>\n

    Xander: “Can you believe the Watcher’s Council let this guy go?”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

    At the Bronze, Anya tries to buy herself a beer. The bartender asks her for an I.D.:<\/p>\n

    Anya: “I’m eleven-hundred and twenty years old, just give me a frickin’ beer!”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

    And while loading in their equipment, Oz runs into Angel. This is, conveniently, when Vampire!Willow’s henchmen bust in and start shouting about how if nobody moves or tries to leave, they won’t get hurt.<\/p>\n

    Angel: “Why don’t I believe him?”<\/p>\n

    Oz: “Well, he lacks credibility.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

    Oz suggests that maybe Angel should try to get away, but Angel is like, I’m needed here, and Oz is all, yeah, that’s great, but there are a lot more of them than you. Before either of them can do anything, in strolls Vampire!Willow. When Oz sees Willow is a vampire, he’s like, get Buffy. And Angel takes off.<\/p>\n

    In a sexually charged, sapphic show of dominance, Willow picks one girl from the crowd (who looks an awful lot like Buffy, if any of you ship the two and want ammo) and eats her. That’s when Oz tries to approach. To Vampire!Willow, Oz is still one of the White Hats, the vampire hunters from Wishverse Sunnydale. So she thinks it’s kind of odd that he would act like they were friends.<\/p>\n

    In steps Anya, who explains to Vampire!Willow that she’s not in her world anymore. Then she asks if Vampire!Willow wants to get back to that world, and the answer is obviously yes because there is apparently…pony play?<\/p>\n

    Speaking of kink, back at the library, Willow is freaking out that a vampire version of her is walking around dressed like a dominatrix.<\/p>\n

    Willow: “Oh right. Me and Oz play ‘Mistress of Pain’ every night.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

    The day the Scoobies were traumatized.<\/p>\n

    Luckily, they don’t have time to imagine that too much\u00a0because Angel bursts in to tell them, near tears and out of breath (#20<\/strong>), that something has happened to Willow. Then he sees her and is like, “Hey, Willow.” And then he’s on the same WTF train as everyone else.<\/p>\n

    They decide it’s time to storm the Bronze, and tear off, weapons in tow. They don’t call Faith, because Giles doesn’t want her doing anything Slayer-ish around civilians. Also, they don’t bother to call Wesley, because despite being the new Watcher, he’s not even an afterthought to them.<\/p>\n

    Willow asks Buffy what they’re going to do to Vampire!Willow, and Buffy tries to awkwardly hedge around the fact that they’re going to kill her. Which obviously doesn’t sit well with Willow, because she’ll have to watch her best friend fight and murder herself. Or get murdered by her. Oh my gosh. Under all the humor in this episode, the unspokens are really intense.<\/p>\n

    But Willow has an idea! She races into the library, presumably to grab her various witchy tools, but someone’s waiting for her:<\/p>\n

    \"Willow,<\/a><\/p>\n

    Vampire!Willow is disgusted with her doppelganger:<\/p>\n

    Willow: “Well, look at me. I’m all…fuzzy.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

    She tells Willow that she was going to ask to get sent back to her world, but now that she’s there with her alternate self, basically they should just have sex. Like, Vampire!Willow comes on real, real strong. Which freaks Willow out, and I’m not sure it should. Not because we later find out that Willow is a lesbian, but because it would be the ultimate form of masturbation. No one else is going to attain that level. You become some kind of minor deity at that point.<\/p>\n

    Don’t pretend you all wouldn’t jump at the chance.<\/p>\n

    Willow mouths off and gets thrown over the counter, which is convenient because that’s where the tranquilizer dart gun is that they use on Oz. Yup. Sitting, undisguised behind the library counter where school kids come to check their books out and whatnot is a big fuck-off hunting rifle. And nobody has ever noticed? Not in “Gingerbread,” when they searched the library (and also seemed to find no weapons)? The janitor never noticed it? It’s just that easy to hide a gun at Sunnydale High?<\/p>\n

    I mean, we already knew it wasn’t a real safe school to attend, but\u00a0#8<\/strong>, you guys.\u00a0Paranormal baddies aside, I don’t think we can trust a school to keep students safe when a barely concealed rifle goes unnoticed.<\/p>\n

    Anyway, Willow grabs the gun and shoots a tranquilizer dart into Vampire!Willow, who calls her a bitch and promptly collapses. Note: tranquilizers work on vampires. Good to know.<\/p>\n

    Buffy and Xander and Giles and Angel have returned for some reason. Maybe Willow caught up to them and was like, “Hey, guess who I found?” It doesn’t really matter\u00a0unless you’re wondering why they’re suddenly back. Angel and Xander drag Vampire!Willow into the cage and lock her up.<\/p>\n

    Willow: “It’s horrible. That’s me as a vampire? I’m so evil and skanky. And I think I’m kind of gay.”<\/p>\n

    Buffy: “Willow, just remember, a vampire’s personality has nothing to do with the person it was.”<\/p>\n

    Angel: “Well, actually… that’s a good point.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

    SO MUCH HERE! SO MUCH!<\/p>\n

    Okay, first of all, we have to tag Willow’s line with\u00a0#6<\/strong>,\u00a0#23<\/strong>, but also\u00a0#21<\/strong>. All three!<\/p>\n

    #6<\/strong> because of the “skanky” line. Willow finds Vampire!Willow’s overt sexuality and provocative manner of dress to be a sign of unsavory behavior, when the fact that she’s, you know, a vampire and kills people and attacked her give her more than enough to dislike. Although honestly, it’s tight and all, but Vampire!Willow’s outfit is long-sleeved and has full-length pants. It even covers her wrists. Yeah, it’s black leather and has a wide neckline that shows some cleavage, but considering how many short skirts, sports bras, and sheer tops we see, this outfit isn’t revealing at all by comparison. Which…means…oh my gosh. Vampire!Willow has retained the sartorial modesty of her human incarnation. That’s some costume\u00a0characterization there! Good job, guys!<\/p>\n

    #23<\/strong> because Willow finds it “horrible” that her vampire-self is “kind of gay.” Gayness here is listed as a negative up there with “evil”. However, this is something I can give kind of a half-pass to, because, shocker, a lot of closeted people can be homophobic (ranging from casual to extreme). We know that Willow ends up identifying as a lesbian later in the show, so that’s where the half-pass comes from. When the show first aired, no one would have had any idea that this was going to happen, so it still gets dinged.<\/p>\n

    But the writers already knew that Willow was gay. How? Because if season four hadn’t already been outlined by the time they pitched the show to the network, it would almost certainly have been by the time the writers sat down to draft season three, so this remark is very likely intentional.\u00a0#21<\/strong><\/p>\n

    I suppose I could use this moment to make the case that Vampire!Willow was actually bisexual, since she seems to be attracted to both men and women and therefore there would have been nothing wrong at all with the writers having Willow identify as bi from season four on, but they went with lesbian and it’s how Willow identifies, so I’ll refrain from throwing my messy bisexual headcanon all over the place.<\/p>\n

    But wait! There’s more!<\/p>\n

    Angel clearly knows at this point that Willow is “kinda gay.” Wanna know how I know?\u00a0He stops short of outing her.\u00a0<\/em>He doesn’t say, “Well, actually that’s a good point.” He says, “Well, actually…” thinks better of it, and quickly tacks on, “that’s a good point.” So, good for you, Angel. You picked up the vibe but knew it wasn’t your place to put it down.<\/p>\n

    What’s super interesting to me about Angel saying, “Well, actually…” is that it fully contradicts everything we’ve been told about vampires and why Angel’s soul makes him so god damn special and totally not-killable. We’ve been told over and over in the first two seasons that a vampire is a demon wearing a person suit, like a possession. But here we have the show subtly changing direction. And now I have a reason to write my scathing essay about the Hunters on\u00a0Supernatural<\/em> not recognizing the need for nuance in their line of work.<\/p>\n

    Anyway, moving on. Even though they have Vampire!Willow locked up, they still have the problem of all those vampires at the Bronze who could still go rogue and kill everyone. Which wouldn’t be good, but they’re still not sure how to handle the situation.<\/p>\n

    So, let’s see. In the scene when the vampires first come into the Bronze, Oz says there are ten of them. The Scoobies have a Slayer, a Vampire, a Watcher, and two humans who fight vampires all the damn time, and the element of surprise in a venue they’re super familiar with. Plus, they’ve charged headlong into situations like this with less on their side. But I don’t care if this is suddenly incongruous with how they usually do things because the solution to the problem is Willow dressing up in Vampire!Willow’s clothes and making her friends uncomfortable with her sudden cleavage:<\/p>\n

    Buffy: “Are you okay in that?”<\/p>\n

    Willow: “It’s a little binding. I guess vampires really don’t have to breathe. Gosh, look at those!”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

    Cut to Xander and Giles, determined not to look at those.<\/p>\n

    So yeah, vampires don’t have to breathe, but Angel is out of breath when he arrives at the library just a few scenes ago.\u00a0#20<\/strong>, show.\u00a0#20.\u00a0<\/strong>Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining.<\/p>\n

    They get all their ducks in a row, Willow promises not to be brave, then she strides into the Bronze, prepared to act like Vampire!Willow.<\/p>\n

    Willow: “Hi. I’m back.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

    Nailed it.<\/p>\n

    Vampire: “Did you find the girl?”<\/p>\n

    Willow: “Yup. I did.”<\/p>\n

    Anya: “Where is she?”<\/p>\n

    Willow: “I killed her. And…sucked her blood. As we vampires do.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

    Damnit, Willow.<\/p>\n

    She manages to dupe at least one vampire into going outside, where he’s promptly killed by Buffy and Angel. Anya is like, what the hell, why would you kill the only person who could help you, and Willow threatens to have her minions take Anya out back and kill her. Midway through the threat, Willow spots Oz:<\/p>\n

    \"Willow<\/a><\/p>\n

    You had one job.<\/p>\n

    She goes on to explain why she killed Willow:<\/p>\n

    Willow: “She bothered me. She was so weak and accomodating. She’s always letting people walk all over her and then she gets cranky with her friends for no reason. I just couldn’t let her live.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

    Come on.<\/p>\n

    It is at this point that Vampire!Willow wakes up in the cage. Which is just in time for Cordelia to wander into the library dressed like a nightclub singer:<\/p>\n

    \"Cordelia<\/a><\/p>\n

    She’s looking for Wesley under the pretense of needing books. After hours. At school. Hey, why is that closed sign on the counter? Obviously, they’re closed. It’s a school and it’s night time.<\/p>\n

    Anyway, she spots Vampire!Willow locked in the cage and asks how she got in there. Because Vampire!Willow is just about as good at acting as Willow is, she stumbles through an explanation of getting locked in the cage by accident because she likes books and is shy.\u00a0Not being a master of noticing that which is obvious, Cordelia gets the key from under the counter and is about to let Willow out when:<\/p>\n

    Cordelia: “Wait. It occurs to me that we’ve never really had the opportunity to talk. You know, woman to woman. With you locked up.”<\/p>\n

    Vampire!Willow: “Don’t wanna talk. Hungry.”<\/p>\n

    Cordelia: “What could we talk about? Hey! How about the ethics of boyfriend stealing?”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

    Oh shit.<\/p>\n

    At the Bronze, Willow says she’s bored with killing\u00a0because it isn’t fun anymore. Her minions are getting restless and wanting to eat, and Anya is finally catching on. Willow says they should let everyone go and give them a thirty-second head start, but Anya spills the beans:<\/p>\n

    Anya: “If she’s a vampire, then I’m the Creature From The Black Lagoon.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

    Meanwhile, at the library:<\/p>\n

    \"Vampire!Willow<\/a><\/p>\n

    \"Cordelia<\/a><\/p>\n

    Look at the mug. That’s one of those little details that, when you notice it, really makes the whole scene so much funnier, especially when you realize that it’s intentionally put there to denote the\u00a0passage of time. At some point, Cordelia stopped talking at Vampire!Willow long enough to go and make herself a cup of tea or coffee or what have you, then\u00a0came back to talk at her some more<\/em>. And unlike some other visual gags, this one becomes funnier the more you analyze it.<\/p>\n

    Anyway, Cordelia is going on and on about how she was never\u00a0actually<\/em> into Xander, she was just victim to circumstances that threw her into life and death situations that made him seem heroic. Vampire!Willow has no choice but to apologize and promise not to steal any boyfriends from Cordelia again, which only insults Cordelia further. But she lets her out of the cage, anyway, citing her “humanitarian streak.” Willow immediately vamps out with the intention of killing Cordy.<\/p>\n

    After the commercial, Cordelia runs from Vampire!Willow, screaming and promising that Vampire!Willow can totally have Xander. Wesley has returned to the school, and he overhears the commotion and runs to the rescue. He threatens Vampire!Willow with a cross and holy water, and she grudgingly leaves. When Cordelia approaches Wesley to thank him for saving her life, she startles him and he screams like Goofy. That doesn’t stop her from falling into his awkward embrace.<\/p>\n

    Wesley: “Was that\u2013”<\/p>\n

    Cordelia: “Willow. They got Willow. So, are you doing anything tonight?”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

    Back at the Bronze, Anya has had just about enough of humans. She says she doesn’t care if she gets her powers back, she just wants someone to eat Willow. Willow asks “can a human do this?” before screaming at the top of her lungs. Unimpressed, Anya and one of the vampires agree that humans totally do that. But the scream was just the signal for Buffy and Co. to come to the rescue. A fight ensues, and Willow punches Anya, which is a moment she probably revisits in her fondest memories as the series goes on. Vampire!Willow arrives and knocks Willow to the ground. She starts choking her, which, like, wouldn’t really be a vampire’s first choice\u00a0when it comes to human necks, but whatever. Buffy rushes to stake Vampire!Willow, but Willow shouts for her to stop, and she does, just in the nick of time. Captured and defeated, Vampire!Willow says sadly:<\/p>\n

    Vampire!Willow: “This world is no fun.”<\/p>\n

    Willow: “You noticed that, too?”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

    It’s a sad moment\u00a0because you suddenly realize that season three has been really hard on Willow. And this whole time, she’s been peppy and supportive of her friends, and none of them\u2013or us\u2013noticed how deeply depressed she’s become. As an audience member, I feel guilty.<\/p>\n

    The Scoobies take Vampire!Willow back to the spot where she crossed into this world, so they can use a spell to send her back. Buffy expresses concern about letting a vampire live but says she can’t really kill her.<\/p>\n

    Willow: “We send her back to her world and she stands a chance. That’s the way it should be, anyway.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

    Back up the what the fuck train. How much is this season going to blur the line between who can and can’t be killed? Because Vampire!Willow is undoubtedly evil, a vampire, a remorseless killer, and they’re letting her go? Just because she looks like Willow? We need a ruling here. We can’t kill humans, even if they’re collaborating with evil. We have to kill all vampires, no exceptions\u00a0because they’re demons. Oh, but a few exceptions because Angel has a soul and this one looks like Willow. Also, Spike has a chip and Harmony is someone they knew from high school, but the guy in season seven who went to high school with Buffy? He’s a vampire, he has to be killed. Demons are right out, even Anya in season seven\u00a0because even though she’s been a huge part of their lives for several years at that point, she’s a demon again and must be killed.<\/p>\n

    Look, I’m a writer. I know that it’s impossible to world-build in such a way that there’s no wiggle room when necessary. But I feel like on this show, they don’t try too hard to explain why the rules apply in some situations and not others. That inconsistency is maddening when it’s happening alongside what the characters consider unbreakable laws and absolute truths. Just like we never get an explanation for why Angel believes the “vampires are demons wearing human skin” thing until he just suddenly doesn’t in this episode.\u00a0Because the show is so well written, these inconsistencies stick out even more.<\/p>\n

    They get Vampire!Willow ready to go back to her world, and Willow tries to give her a supportive hug. Vampire!Willow takes the opportunity to grope her. Vampire!Willow rematerializes in her world, just in time for Oz to push her onto the broken piece of two-by-four that ends her life. She starts to drop an f-bomb as she dissolves into ash.<\/p>\n

    The next day, Willow explains to Buffy that being a nerdy doormat doesn’t seem so bad, now that she’s seen the alternative. Percy approaches Willow, who starts to explain that she didn’t have time to write his paper. Instead, Percy hands her the paper he wrote, then a back-up paper because he couldn’t tell the difference between the presidents Roosevelt. He’s super nervous and eager to please. He even brings her an apple.<\/p>\n

    So, worldbuilding\/bending frustration aside, this is a great episode. The foreshadowing of Willow’s homosexuality still blows me away. This is one of the few shows in this genre that didn’t fall into the trap of queer baiting the audience. They showed us “kinda gay” Willow in season three, and in season four, they delivered. Yes, they did sorta kick off the trend of killing off a gay character for love and tragedy etc. on TV, but the way this introduces Willow\u2013and us\u2013to the idea of possibly-gay Willow is so well done and honestly innovative not just for its time, but better than most shows pull this off today.<\/p>\n

    On a list of favorite\u00a0Buffy<\/em> episodes, this one is always going to be way, way towards the top.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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