*applicable to the Trout house, only.<\/p>\n
Green Shell<\/b> Green Shell<\/p>\n
Red Shell<\/strong>\u00a0Red Shell<\/p>\n Spiny Shell\u00a0<\/strong>No, everybody!<\/p>\n Banana Peel<\/strong>\u00a0Banana Shell<\/p>\n Any of the triple items<\/strong> Rotating [item]<\/p>\n Boomerang<\/strong> Australian Come-backer<\/p>\n Star\u00a0<\/b>Star Man<\/p>\n Fire Flower\u00a0<\/b>Ahhh bababababababababababababy I’m a fireball *imitate the horn line*<\/p>\n Blooper\u00a0<\/strong>Squid Ink<\/p>\n Item Box<\/strong> Power Up Question Mark<\/p>\n Super Horn<\/strong> Sound Block<\/p>\n Bob-omb\u00a0<\/strong>Bomb<\/p>\n Crazy 8\u00a0<\/strong>No! Oh holy shit I’m going to die I got the eight! I got the eight!<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Princess Peach\u00a0<\/strong>Princess Pee<\/p>\n Donkey Kong<\/strong>\u00a0Dongly\u00a0Knob or Knobbly Dong<\/p>\n Toad<\/strong> Tod<\/p>\n Toadette<\/strong> Todette<\/p>\n Baby Mario<\/strong> BM<\/p>\n Baby Peach\u00a0<\/strong>Baby Pee<\/p>\n Tanooki Mario<\/strong> Mario 3<\/p>\n Cat Peach<\/strong> Cat Pee<\/p>\n Dry Bowser<\/strong> Dry Boner<\/p>\n Roy<\/strong> Woo-Woo<\/p>\n Baby Luigi<\/strong> Butthole Linguini<\/p>\n Pink Gold Peach<\/strong> Pink Gold Pee<\/p>\n Do you have any stupid names for characters in games you play? Are they as juvenile as most of these?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" *applicable to the Trout house, only. Items Green Shell Green Shell Red Shell\u00a0Red Shell Spiny Shell\u00a0No, everybody! Banana Peel\u00a0Banana Shell Any of the triple items…<\/p>\nCharacters<\/h3>\n