{"id":11701,"date":"2017-09-26T10:00:53","date_gmt":"2017-09-26T14:00:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=11701"},"modified":"2017-09-25T22:08:22","modified_gmt":"2017-09-26T02:08:22","slug":"true-blood-tuesday-update","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=11701","title":{"rendered":"True Blood Tuesday Update"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey everybody! Last week there was no True Blood Tuesday because my computer was fucked up, and this week there&#8217;s no True Blood Tuesday because someone else&#8217;s child puked near me and the psychosomatic illness that has resulted has laid me low. Never fret, we&#8217;ll continue next week.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey everybody! Last week there was no True Blood Tuesday because my computer was fucked up, and this week there&#8217;s no True Blood Tuesday because&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=11701\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">True Blood Tuesday Update<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11701"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11701"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11701\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11702,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11701\/revisions\/11702"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11701"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11701"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11701"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}