{"id":11887,"date":"2017-12-14T11:33:01","date_gmt":"2017-12-14T16:33:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=11887"},"modified":"2017-12-14T11:33:01","modified_gmt":"2017-12-14T16:33:01","slug":"its-a-snow-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=11887","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s A Snow Day!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I slept in beautifully, gloriously, and now my work day is all sideways. Hence, no advice post today. But guess what I do have.<\/p>\n<p>A portrait of myself as a goddess crushing the patriarchy.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/goddess-Jen.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-11888\" src=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/goddess-Jen-819x1024.jpg\" alt=\"A drawing in comic style of me as a goddess, bedecked in a tunic with the colors of the bisexual flag, a crown of stars and golden marijuana, holding my American Girl doll Samantha in one hand and a guillotine in the other as I stand atop a pile of screaming white men in business suits.\" width=\"819\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/goddess-Jen-819x1024.jpg 819w, https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/goddess-Jen-240x300.jpg 240w, https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/goddess-Jen-768x960.jpg 768w, https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/goddess-Jen.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 819px) 100vw, 819px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Bronwyn Green commissioned\u00a0this masterpiece from <span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><a style=\"color: #ff6600;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/jpechacek\">Jared Pechacek<\/a><\/span>. Look at the detail! I&#8217;m still absolutely blown away by this, every time I look at it. The little pin on the shoulder of my toga actually says &#8220;Gallifrey&#8221; in circular Gallifreyan. That&#8217;s how freaking spot on this is. Look how haunted my American Girl doll is!<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;d like\u00a0to own a piece of Jared&#8217;s work, <span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><a style=\"color: #ff6600;\" href=\"https:\/\/society6.com\/jpechacek\">visit his online shop<\/a>\u00a0<\/span>or <span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><a style=\"color: #ff6600;\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/vandroidhelsing\">visit his twitter for prices on commissions<\/a><\/span>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I slept in beautifully, gloriously, and now my work day is all sideways. Hence, no advice post today. But guess what I do have. A&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=11887\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">It&#8217;s A Snow Day!<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11887"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11887"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11887\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11889,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11887\/revisions\/11889"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11887"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11887"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11887"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}