{"id":11971,"date":"2018-01-30T07:51:18","date_gmt":"2018-01-30T12:51:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=11971"},"modified":"2018-01-30T07:51:18","modified_gmt":"2018-01-30T12:51:18","slug":"the-sickening","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=11971","title":{"rendered":"The Sickening"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey everybody! As many of you are aware, there is a deadly strain of flu picking people off in the U.S. right now because the collapse of our government apparently wasn&#8217;t providing enough excitement or something. I&#8217;ve been trying to fight something off since a bout of mild food poisoning last week, so I&#8217;ve elected to take the rest of this week off and spend it sleeping as much as possible. I&#8217;ll be back next week, hopefully not with the flu.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey everybody! As many of you are aware, there is a deadly strain of flu picking people off in the U.S. right now because the&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=11971\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The Sickening<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11971"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11971"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11971\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11972,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11971\/revisions\/11972"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11971"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11971"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11971"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}