{"id":12196,"date":"2018-07-26T10:00:49","date_gmt":"2018-07-26T14:00:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=12196"},"modified":"2018-07-24T19:57:05","modified_gmt":"2018-07-24T23:57:05","slug":"state-of-the-trout-something-smells-like-corpse-in-here-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=12196","title":{"rendered":"State Of The Trout: &#8220;Something Smells Like Corpse In Here&#8221; edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This week will be lean pickins\u00a0here on the ol&#8217; blog again. This time, because I&#8217;ll be&#8230;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>At Literary Love Savannah in Savannah, GA<\/li>\n<li>Being locked in the Sorrel-Weed house tonight to potentially get haunted<\/li>\n<li>Finishing up a proposal for a really exciting new project that&#8217;s going to get to you guys one way or another<\/li>\n<li>Launching a brand new blog\u2013\u2013<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&#8220;WHAT THE FUCK?&#8221; you may be screaming right now. I like to think that at least some of you are gnashing your teeth in biblical sorrow. But it wouldn&#8217;t be necessary. Trout Nation isn&#8217;t going anywhere! It&#8217;s just getting a sibling. A weird sibling who talks about auras and how the fae folk stole her car keys. <span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><a style=\"color: #ff6600;\" href=\"https:\/\/bewitchedmusing.wordpress.com\/\">Bewitched Musings<\/a><\/span> is a side blog that will allow me to share metaphysical, new age stuff with the portion of my audience who is cool with it and keep it over-there from the people who aren&#8217;t comfortable reading that kind of stuff.<\/p>\n<p>This spring\/summer I&#8217;ve really had an awakening that was, frankly, a long time coming. After purging myself of the story of The Worst Person I&#8217;ve Ever Met, I was slowly able to reconnect with my spiritual self again. And not everybody wants to hear about that shit. But since I share literally everything with my readers, I thought, why not?<\/p>\n<p>So, what to expect at Bewitched Musings:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Ramblings about my own spiritual path<\/li>\n<li>Reviews of metaphysical products and services<\/li>\n<li>Tips for finding\/making inexpensive tools or spell ingredients<\/li>\n<li>Interviews and guest posts from other cool people<\/li>\n<li>Hopefully, a robust comments section where people can share their experiences on these topics<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I&#8217;m really excited about some of the changes that are going on my life right now, as well as in my writing career, and I can&#8217;t wait to share everything with you all. All of the fun features here will still go on (including True Blood Tuesday, if I can ever figure out why my recording software is being how it&#8217;s being), so no worries at all. I just need to reinvent and redirect myself slightly every now and then. I&#8217;m like a beautiful cicada emerging from wherever the hell they come out of (to be honest, I&#8217;m not even 100% sure what a cicada is other than a loud noise at night)\u2013\u2013<\/p>\n<p>No. Corpse Flower. We&#8217;re going with a Corpse Flower. Every few years, I slowly unfurl my petals and release a glorious stink. Gather round. Grab the camera. Let&#8217;s get a live stream going. Jenny Trout is slowly unfurling and smelling like a rotting body. Get excited!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This week will be lean pickins\u00a0here on the ol&#8217; blog again. This time, because I&#8217;ll be&#8230; At Literary Love Savannah in Savannah, GA Being locked&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=12196\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">State Of The Trout: &#8220;Something Smells Like Corpse In Here&#8221; edition<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12196"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12196"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12196\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12197,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12196\/revisions\/12197"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12196"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12196"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12196"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}