{"id":1270,"date":"2012-12-22T02:08:00","date_gmt":"2012-12-22T02:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jennytrout.wordpress.com\/2012\/12\/22\/roadhouse-episode-12-do-your-fin-worst-mayans"},"modified":"2012-12-22T02:08:00","modified_gmt":"2012-12-22T02:08:00","slug":"roadhouse-episode-12-do-your-fin-worst-mayans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=1270","title":{"rendered":"Roadhouse episode 12: &#8220;Do Your F***in Worst, Mayans.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Twas the week before Christmas and the video was late.<br \/>For &#8217;twas Jenny, personally, the entire world did hate.<br \/>They scheduled appointments, pageants, and things,<br \/>on top of the frenzy Christmas itself brings!<\/p>\n<p>How could she edit, how could she cope,<br \/>when of finishing all the gifts she could have no hope?<br \/>And on top of that, a recap was due!<br \/>That meant she had two jobs&#8230; plus two!<\/p>\n<p>One as an author, and one as a blogger!<br \/>One as a mom and professional kid schlogger.<br \/>(Kid schlogging is a type of a thing moms have to do for their broods,<br \/>such as schlogging kids to school and to go shopping for food.)<\/p>\n<p>Besides all of that, she had crafting to do!<br \/>That made another job, two plus one, plus two!<br \/>So TV producer added too much to her plate,<br \/>which means she had to deliver the show&#8230; late.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the show, about the end of the world that wasn&#8217;t, and tune in tomorrow for the first chapter of Fifty Shades Freed.<\/p>\n<p>[youtube http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=WFp191-C4kk]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Twas the week before Christmas and the video was late.For &#8217;twas Jenny, personally, the entire world did hate.They scheduled appointments, pageants, and things,on top of&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=1270\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Roadhouse episode 12: &#8220;Do Your F***in Worst, Mayans.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1270"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1270"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1270\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1270"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1270"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1270"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}