“Jenny, you’re always on god damn vacation.”<\/p>\n
Well, you know what? My cousin has an awesome cabin and I intend to use it when she’s not there. That’s what we’re doing. I’ll be holed up there in all of the majesty of the Upper Peninsula, seeing waterfalls, playing board games, and occasionally working on a little masterpiece I like to call The Business Centaur’s Virgin Temp.<\/p>\n
Think of me every time you go to the bathroom in an indoor-plumbing situation this week.\u00a0The Mister<\/em> recaps resume (and thankfully, hopefully, will be finished) next week.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" “Jenny, you’re always on god damn vacation.” Well, you know what? My cousin has an awesome cabin and I intend to use it when she’s…<\/p>\n