{"id":12770,"date":"2019-08-20T10:00:02","date_gmt":"2019-08-20T14:00:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=12770"},"modified":"2019-08-19T22:07:58","modified_gmt":"2019-08-20T02:07:58","slug":"state-of-the-trout-we-now-return-to-our-regularly-scheduled-program-in-a-minute","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=12770","title":{"rendered":"State Of The Trout: We Now Return To Our Regularly Scheduled Program (In A Minute)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>The Mister<\/em> is drawing to a close. I know you all wish that it could go on forever because you&#8217;re fully immersed in the rich, gripping plot but all good things must come to an end. What happens next, though?<\/p>\n<p>Well, we go back to what we were doing before.\u00a0<em>Beautiful Disaster<\/em> recaps are returning.\u00a0<em>Buffy The Vampire Slayer<\/em> and\u00a0<em>Angel\u00a0<\/em>recaps will come back. I&#8217;ll\u00a0<em>finally<\/em> finish watching\u00a0<em>True Blood<\/em>. And of course, I&#8217;ll probably continue to have two or more mental breakdowns per year because that&#8217;s just how I live, baby.<\/p>\n<p>But there will be more! So much more! Starting September 6,\u00a0<em><strong>The Business Centaur&#8217;s Virgin Temp<\/strong><\/em><strong>\u00a0<\/strong>will premiere here. It will be available exclusively on this blog in weekly installments. Come see if I can pull off the greatest feat of my writing career: turning an absurd joke idea into an actually decent book.<\/p>\n<p>Can&#8217;t wait for September 6? <span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><a style=\"color: #ff6600;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/JennyTrout\">Become a $1 or above Patron of my Patreon<\/a><\/span> in the month of August and you&#8217;ll get access to the prologue (featuring Fitshaced Friday meme Blayde Trasket) next week! That&#8217;s before anyone else! You can be in the know and tell all your friends.<\/p>\n<p>And finally, in other Patreon-related news, starting this month, $10 and up patrons will be enrolled in Jealous Patrons Book Club, where I will do exclusive recaps. Of what, you ask? Well, we&#8217;re gonna start off with an in-depth review of\u00a0<em>Safe Haven<\/em> by SnowQueens IceDragon, the\u00a0<em>Twilight<\/em> fanfic that became\u00a0<em>The Mister.\u00a0<\/em>Yes, for just ten dollars a month, you&#8217;ll experience second-hand all the details SnowQueens IceDragon remembered from her Las Vegas vacation, the overwhelming and gratuitous use of the word &#8220;fuck&#8221; (1-20\u00a0<em>per page<\/em>), and a heroine even clumsier in fanfic than she is in canon. These recaps will start next week and then there will be at least four a month each month thereafter.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s all the news that&#8217;s fit to print. In the meantime, spread the good news of John Gayheart Johnson, Business Centaur.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Mister is drawing to a close. I know you all wish that it could go on forever because you&#8217;re fully immersed in the rich,&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=12770\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">State Of The Trout: We Now Return To Our Regularly Scheduled Program (In A Minute)<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12770"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12770"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12770\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12771,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12770\/revisions\/12771"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12770"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12770"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12770"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}