{"id":1317,"date":"2012-12-18T14:41:00","date_gmt":"2012-12-18T14:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jennytrout.wordpress.com\/2012\/12\/18\/the-week-of-nothing-serious-look-at-these-fucking-puppets"},"modified":"2012-12-18T14:41:00","modified_gmt":"2012-12-18T14:41:00","slug":"the-week-of-nothing-serious-look-at-these-fucking-puppets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=1317","title":{"rendered":"THE WEEK OF NOTHING SERIOUS: Look at these fucking puppets."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Look at these puppets:<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear:both;text-align:center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/jennytrout.files.wordpress.com\/2012\/12\/img_3598.jpg\" style=\"margin-left:1em;margin-right:1em;\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" border=\"0\" height=\"480\" src=\"http:\/\/jennytrout.files.wordpress.com\/2012\/12\/6ad30-img_3598.jpg\" width=\"640\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Yeah, that&#8217;s right, I&#8217;m talking about <i>Phantom of The Opera<\/i>. I&#8217;m talking about The Phantom and Christine (in her &#8220;Think of Me&#8221; dress, natch), and Movie!Raoul. BAM. What.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, maybe that&#8217;s too high-falutin&#8217; and fancy for you? Try these geeky motherfuckers on for size:<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear:both;text-align:center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/jennytrout.files.wordpress.com\/2012\/12\/img_3599.jpg\" style=\"margin-left:1em;margin-right:1em;\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" border=\"0\" height=\"480\" src=\"http:\/\/jennytrout.files.wordpress.com\/2012\/12\/bc5aa-img_3599.jpg\" width=\"640\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear:both;text-align:left;\"><i><br \/><\/i><\/div>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear:both;text-align:left;\"><i>Minecraft<\/i>\u00a0puppets like WHAT WHAT.<\/div>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear:both;text-align:left;\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear:both;text-align:left;\">Last year, I got tired of spending five hundred dollars of money I couldn&#8217;t afford on a bunch of plastic crap my kids didn&#8217;t need and wouldn&#8217;t even play with past January. So, I started making homemade Christmas. They still get a few purchased items, like books, movies, and stuff I can&#8217;t actually craft with my own two hands (like the <i>Portal<\/i>\u00a0Portal Gun my son was desperate to have), but for the most part, if it&#8217;s from mom and dad, mom made it with her own two chapped, bleeding, callused hands. These puppets are part of a larger gift for the kids to share, a puppet theatre that still needs painting, sanding, and a curtain. But I don&#8217;t want to talk about that because it&#8217;s the fucking 18th of December.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Look at these puppets: Yeah, that&#8217;s right, I&#8217;m talking about Phantom of The Opera. I&#8217;m talking about The Phantom and Christine (in her &#8220;Think of&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=1317\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">THE WEEK OF NOTHING SERIOUS: Look at these fucking puppets.<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1317"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1317"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1317\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1317"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1317"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1317"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}