{"id":13525,"date":"2023-06-23T11:45:26","date_gmt":"2023-06-23T15:45:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=13525"},"modified":"2023-06-23T11:45:36","modified_gmt":"2023-06-23T15:45:36","slug":"jealous-patrons-av-club","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=13525","title":{"rendered":"Jealous Patrons AV Club"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Hey friends! As we were all probably trying not to think about, E.L. James has released a sequel to <em>The Mister<\/em>, called, <em>The Missus.<\/em> I wasn&#8217;t going to pay any attention to it; James&#8217;s career is firmly heading to midlist now; <em>The Missus<\/em> didn&#8217;t break the top 100 on Amazon on its release day, and it didn&#8217;t make the lists. <em>Finally<\/em>, I thought. <em>Finally, we are free.<\/em> She&#8217;s not a cultural phenomenon, so there&#8217;s no reason to think about her and her god-awful books anymore.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But then I <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bustle.com\/entertainment\/el-james-the-missus-interview\">read this article on Bustle<\/a>, and I was like, <em>oh, fuck this,<\/em> grabbed my camera and my hater goggles, and made a decision.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We&#8217;re recapping <em>The Missus.<\/em> But this time, we&#8217;re doing it with a twist.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Because I&#8217;m far more wordy when I&#8217;m typing than when I&#8217;m talking, recapping a book takes me between six to eight hours per chapter. That&#8217;s reading, making notes, re-reading, and writing everything until it&#8217;s exactly how I want it to be. And because my serialized fiction career is doing so well right now, I don&#8217;t have time to recap the book we&#8217;re already recapping, let alone a new one. But making videos is so much shorter. Read, rage, film, edit, caption, upload. It&#8217;s like a four-hour process in terms of active work time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So, come along with me while I read and react to <em>The Missus<\/em>, beginning with my take on the article in which E.L. James claims that the trauma of her billion-dollar film franchise not turning out exactly how she envisioned it was so great, it caused her to develop amnesia to escape the horror.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"JEALOUS PATRONS AV CLUB: Jenny Reads &quot;THE MISSUS&quot; episode one\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/l1UTDPQe-l8?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey friends! As we were all probably trying not to think about, E.L. James has released a sequel to The Mister, called, The Missus. I&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=13525\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Jealous Patrons AV Club<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13525"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13525"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13525\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13526,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13525\/revisions\/13526"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13525"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13525"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13525"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}