{"id":13557,"date":"2023-09-26T12:00:00","date_gmt":"2023-09-26T16:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=13557"},"modified":"2023-09-22T19:54:20","modified_gmt":"2023-09-22T23:54:20","slug":"state-of-the-trout-a-new-abigail-barnette-book-in-wildly-different-formats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=13557","title":{"rendered":"STATE OF THE TROUT: A new Abigail Barnette book, in wildly different formats!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Let&#8217;s do this the TL;DR way first, and if you have further questions, you can read on.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul>\n<li>Abigail Barnette is writing Fantasy Romance now<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>It&#8217;s a brand new, interconnected series of stories with varying spice and plot scope, all set in a fantasy world called Fablemere.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>It&#8217;s starting out in serial format and the first book will be in paperback and e-book next year<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>You can read the five chapter premiere on Ream, Patreon, or Kindle Vella on <strong>October 5<\/strong><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>New chapters will post <strong>every Tuesday and Thursday<\/strong>. (But no faster than that, because this is meticulously timed).<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>You&#8217;ll be able to sign up for Ream and the new Patreon tier (both <strong>$3 USD<\/strong> per month) on <strong>October 1<\/strong><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>The first book is <em>The Ogre&#8217;s Fairytale Bride<\/em>. The protagonist is a fat, non-binary, over-forty human with epilepsy. BECAUSE I&#8217;VE EARNED THIS.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>The cover looks like this:<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/TheOgresFairytaleBride-FC.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"669\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/TheOgresFairytaleBride-FC-669x1024.jpg\" alt=\"Flame winding through vines on a murky green cover. TEXT: Abigail Barnette\/The Ogre's Fairytale Bride\/Fablemere\" class=\"wp-image-13584\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/TheOgresFairytaleBride-FC-669x1024.jpg 669w, https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/TheOgresFairytaleBride-FC-196x300.jpg 196w, https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/TheOgresFairytaleBride-FC-768x1176.jpg 768w, https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/TheOgresFairytaleBride-FC-1004x1536.jpg 1004w, https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/TheOgresFairytaleBride-FC-1338x2048.jpg 1338w, https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/TheOgresFairytaleBride-FC.jpg 1617w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 669px) 100vw, 669px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;ve been busy for the past six or so months developing this project: writing, map-making, outlining seven books, watching nonstop fantasy movies from my childhood, and developing a business and release plan that will get this book in front of as many eyeballs as possible. This system will allow me to attract new Abigail Barnette readers, broaden my revenue stream, and serve readers multiple formats to choose from.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So&#8230; what the hell is <em>Fablemere<\/em>?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Fablemere<\/em> is the fantasy world of our fairy tales, a setting with limitless potential for anything from monster romance to cozy fantasy love stories. Every story will be set in the world of Fablemere, featuring new characters and settings for readers to explore, each informed by today\u2019s most popular fantasy romance tropes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And, of course, all the scorching sex that Abigail Barnette is known for.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The first book, <em>The Ogre&#8217;s Fairytale Bride<\/em>, introduces us to the world of Fablemere through the eyes of Vanessa, a forty-something non-binary human who accidentally falls through the pages of an enchanted book. When she&#8217;s captured by ogres, her epilepsy is mistaken for a supernatural gift\u2014one that the ruthless vampire, Baron Aerrax Scylas, would pay handsomely to exploit. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vanessa finds a protector in Droguk, a gruff and grumpy ogre who&#8217;s just trying to support his widowed sister and two nieces and has no time for a human making outlandish claims about magical books. Although Vanessa and Droguk start out repulsed by each other, a grudging friendship eventually blossoms into an attraction they both struggle to deny. With her supply of crucial medication running out, they undertake a dangerous journey to save her life&#8230;and escape the Baron&#8217;s relentless pursuit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>If you enjoyed <em>The 10th Kingdom, Labyrinth, Legends &amp; Lattes, Once Upon A Time, <\/em>or<em> Bound to the Battle God<\/em>, or you&#8217;ve just always wished that <em>Inkheart<\/em> and <em>The Never-Ending Story<\/em> were geared towards adults with filthy minds, you&#8217;re going to love the stories I have planned for <em>Fablemere<\/em>.*<br><br>*I wanted to add, &#8220;If you&#8217;ve ever jerked off to <em>Fern Gully<\/em>&#8221; to that list, but I thought better of it. Until I typed that just now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let&#8217;s do this the TL;DR way first, and if you have further questions, you can read on. I&#8217;ve been busy for the past six or&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=13557\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">STATE OF THE TROUT: A new Abigail Barnette book, in wildly different formats!<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13557"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13557"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13557\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13587,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13557\/revisions\/13587"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13557"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13557"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13557"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}