{"id":13750,"date":"2024-02-19T14:56:12","date_gmt":"2024-02-19T19:56:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=13750"},"modified":"2024-02-19T14:56:15","modified_gmt":"2024-02-19T19:56:15","slug":"of-course-im-having-surgery-why-wouldnt-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=13750","title":{"rendered":"Of course, I\u2019m having surgery. Why wouldn\u2019t I?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>After ignoring severe abdomen and chest pain for about forty-eight hours, I was finally moved to visit the ER late last night. As it turns out, I have an enormous gallstone. If I were an oyster and you cut me open and found this thing, you\u2019d be psyched. What this means is that my gallbladder needs to be removed very, very soon. This was totally unexpected and will throw a major wrench into my schedule. I will try to continue to post everything I need to post on time, but please be patient until this whole thing is over. I\u2019m on pain meds and frankly, I don\u2019t feel like doing a damn thing but lay around complaining until this thing is out. But I promise I will try hard!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>If you enjoy an orgy of breakfast meats, I would recommend Roxie\u2019s in Kalamazoo, MI. They have a meal called The Viking, which includes three eggs, sausage biscuits and gravy, pancakes, ham, sausage patties, sausage links, and hashbrowns. I\u2019m not saying these things are related, I\u2019m just saying that I ate it and now I\u2019m getting an organ removed and it was delicious (the breakfast and not the organ). Zero regrets, highly recommend.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After ignoring severe abdomen and chest pain for about forty-eight hours, I was finally moved to visit the ER late last night. As it turns&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=13750\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Of course, I\u2019m having surgery. Why wouldn\u2019t I?<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13750"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13750"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13750\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13751,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13750\/revisions\/13751"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13750"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13750"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13750"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}