{"id":13808,"date":"2024-05-28T09:00:00","date_gmt":"2024-05-28T13:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=13808"},"modified":"2024-05-27T16:46:00","modified_gmt":"2024-05-27T20:46:00","slug":"im-a-disaster-ask-me-how","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=13808","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m a disaster. Ask me how."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Obviously, I&#8217;m in no position to give anybody advice.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But I want to.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>If you would like advice from someone who, until the age of twenty-five, believed that jackalopes were a real animal and they used their antlers for digging, <a href=\"https:\/\/forms.gle\/1teKNnpcSjoMcVy36\">please leave your questions here and I will answer these questions in blog posts.<\/a> You might even get useable advice. A man named Gene said that I&#8217;m insightful. And he has a moustache, so&#8230; he&#8217;s a little bit better than you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You can ask me advice on anything. Writing stuff. Relationships. Misunderstandings. Whether that guy at work is from Switzerland or not because you&#8217;re too afraid to ask him yourself. I&#8217;ll give you some kind of answer. Don&#8217;t ask me legal or medical stuff. I won&#8217;t answer legal or medical stuff because I love not being in jail. Not being in jail is my favorite part of the day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/forms.gle\/1teKNnpcSjoMcVy36\">Send me your questions<\/a>, but again, I must stress, you are asking someone whose entire strategy for success on <em>Naked and Afraid<\/em> is to &#8220;dig a hole and get in it.&#8221; I&#8217;m not a professional at anything. I&#8217;m just nosey and looking to give my life a little pizzazz with your personal business.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Obviously, I&#8217;m in no position to give anybody advice. But I want to. If you would like advice from someone who, until the age of&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=13808\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I&#8217;m a disaster. Ask me how.<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13808"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13808"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13808\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13809,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13808\/revisions\/13809"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13808"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13808"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13808"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}