{"id":183,"date":"2013-04-30T14:23:00","date_gmt":"2013-04-30T14:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jennytrout.wordpress.com\/2013\/04\/30\/inner-goddess-journal-sneak-peek"},"modified":"2013-04-30T14:23:00","modified_gmt":"2013-04-30T14:23:00","slug":"inner-goddess-journal-sneak-peek","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=183","title":{"rendered":"Inner Goddess journal sneak peek"},"content":{"rendered":"

One of my tweeps, who will remain anonymous so I don’t accidentally impact her livelihood, managed to get her hands on a copy of E.L. James’s soulless cash\u00a0grab<\/strike>\u00a0writing journal, and took pictures to share with all of you:<\/p>\n

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I assume the key is a metaphor for unlocking the secrets of blatantly ripping off another author’s work and making crazy mad bank on it.<\/p>\n

But what does it look like inside?<\/p>\n

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I imagine this is what people will be saying when someone shows them this styled up and branded blank book and says, “It cost $9.99.”<\/div>\n
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When it was first announced, we were horrified to learn that Inner Goddess: A Journal<\/i>\u00a0was going to feature writing “advice” from E.L. James herself.<\/div>\n
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Isn’t that just the most precious advice from a fanfic writer? Shake off the bullshit and you find the core of the sentiment: “I didn’t write it for you, I wrote it for myself and I don’t care if you like it!” Spend any time at all perusing the reviews at FanFiction.net and you’ll find this same statement over and over from immature authors responding to even the mildest forms of criticism. I can only assume further pages of Inner Goddess<\/i>\u00a0share wisdom like, “I had to write it for school, I don’t care what you think!” and “Don’t like, don’t read!”<\/p>\n

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One must assume “So long, suckers,” was considered tacky.<\/i><\/span><\/div>\n
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Heads up, you could buy nine notebooks at the Dollar Store for the amount you would pay for this one. Alternately, for four more dollars you could buy a Moleskine, and those fuckers last forever. Also, no one has written a bunch of twee shit about reaching for your dreams inside of it.\u00a0<\/div>\n

So, a fool and his money, I guess is what I’m getting at here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

One of my tweeps, who will remain anonymous so I don’t accidentally impact her livelihood, managed to get her hands on a copy of E.L.…<\/p>\n

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