{"id":2494,"date":"2012-07-16T01:58:00","date_gmt":"2012-07-16T01:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jennytrout.wordpress.com\/2012\/07\/16\/well-you-guys-did-it"},"modified":"2012-07-16T01:58:00","modified_gmt":"2012-07-16T01:58:00","slug":"well-you-guys-did-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=2494","title":{"rendered":"Well, you guys did it."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear:both;text-align:center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/jennytrout.files.wordpress.com\/2012\/07\/photoon2012-07-15at21-49232.jpg\" style=\"margin-left:1em;margin-right:1em;\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" border=\"0\" height=\"240\" src=\"http:\/\/jennytrout.files.wordpress.com\/2012\/07\/6ca6c-photoon2012-07-15at21-49232.jpg\" width=\"320\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>I was trying to bite my lip, but then at the last second I considered that an abusive millionaire might jump right the fuck out of the books and force me to sign sex paper work. And I just don&#8217;t have time for that on my birthday, so I stopped mid-lip bite.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s right. You guys gave me the best\/worst birthday present, ever. You helped out my friend, and you doomed me to more of this nonsense.<\/p>\n<p>You raised over $1,000.00 in THREE DAYS for Lindsey and Frank, and your generosity ensured that I have to honor my commitment and recap the next two books. Thank you for helping small business owners in need. Now buckle up, because the recaps will resume this week. God help me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was trying to bite my lip, but then at the last second I considered that an abusive millionaire might jump right the fuck out&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=2494\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Well, you guys did it.<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2494"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2494"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2494\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2494"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2494"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2494"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}