{"id":2744,"date":"2012-06-12T15:08:00","date_gmt":"2012-06-12T15:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jennytrout.wordpress.com\/2012\/06\/12\/blog-announcement"},"modified":"2012-06-12T15:08:00","modified_gmt":"2012-06-12T15:08:00","slug":"blog-announcement","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=2744","title":{"rendered":"Blog Announcement!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey guys! I may have mentioned before that I have, like, smaller humans who live with me, and they&#8217;re kind of needy at times. Well, one of them got sick over the weekend, and it took a while to figure out what&#8217;s going on with her, but long story short, she&#8217;s got a wicked case of Fifth&#8217;s Disease, and thrush, which is just a fancy way of saying &#8220;yeast infection,&#8221; and yes, it&#8217;s <i>down there<\/i>, too, so the bottom line is, everyone in this house is suffering her wrath. Hence the lack of blog updates.<\/p>\n<p>So, to recap, I haven&#8217;t abandoned you, I&#8217;m caring for my sick child. Please be patient (at least, more patient than a three-year-old with her first yeast infection) and recaps will resume as soon as humanly possible.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey guys! I may have mentioned before that I have, like, smaller humans who live with me, and they&#8217;re kind of needy at times. Well,&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=2744\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Blog Announcement!<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2744"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2744"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2744\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2744"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2744"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2744"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}