{"id":2898,"date":"2012-05-24T12:23:00","date_gmt":"2012-05-24T12:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jennytrout.wordpress.com\/2012\/05\/24\/in-case-you-were-wondering"},"modified":"2012-05-24T12:23:00","modified_gmt":"2012-05-24T12:23:00","slug":"in-case-you-were-wondering","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=2898","title":{"rendered":"In case you were wondering&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am not dead, nor am I trapped under something heavy, my fingers just inches from my phone in a cruel, Twilight Zone-esque parody of my own mortality.<\/p>\n<p>Actually, never mind, go with that second one, it fits the situation so well. I&#8217;m actually under two very close deadlines, so I&#8217;ll be returning with recaps just as soon as project #1 is finished and in the hands of my editor, and project #2 is finishing and in the hands of the work-for-hire guy and my agent.<\/p>\n<p>In the meantime, I have compiled for you my greatest (unfortunately, 50 Shades unrelated) hits. While they are not just me, endlessly bitching about the book you love to hate, I think they&#8217;re a pretty good guide to what goes on around here during non-recap hours:<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/jenniferarmintrout.blogspot.com\/2010\/08\/oh-no-abuela-es-muerte-we-need-to-go.html\">The One Where Dora The Explorer Goes To Tartarus<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/jenniferarmintrout.blogspot.com\/2011\/02\/what-i-thought-happened-when-we-were.html\">What I Thought Happened When We Were Pulled Over By The Police<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/jenniferarmintrout.blogspot.com\/2009\/08\/colin-firth-has-special-powers.html\">The First Time I Blatantly Lied About Colin Firth<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/jenniferarmintrout.blogspot.com\/2012\/04\/more-absolutely-true-facts-about-colin.html\">The Second Time I Blatantly Lied About Colin Firth<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/jenniferarmintrout.blogspot.com\/2008\/10\/scariest-thing-in-kalamazoo.html\">Hippies Made Something Scary In Kalamazoo<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<div>There. That should keep you going while I get these baseball players humping.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am not dead, nor am I trapped under something heavy, my fingers just inches from my phone in a cruel, Twilight Zone-esque parody of&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=2898\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">In case you were wondering&#8230;<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2898"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2898"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2898\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2898"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2898"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2898"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}