{"id":296,"date":"2013-04-14T14:43:00","date_gmt":"2013-04-14T14:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jennytrout.wordpress.com\/2013\/04\/14\/recap-schedule-update"},"modified":"2013-04-14T14:43:00","modified_gmt":"2013-04-14T14:43:00","slug":"recap-schedule-update","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=296","title":{"rendered":"Recap schedule update"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey everybody! My ongoing medical bullshit has sidelined me again, and I&#8217;ve been partially bed-bound for four days. I try to not too talk a ton about my super fascinating personal problems, but in case I haven&#8217;t mentioned it before (I feel like I mention it constantly), I have Fibromyalgia, a fun syndrom marked by chronic, widespread pain, debilitating fatigue, and roughly 50% of everyone you meet offering you advice on homeopathic remedies that worked for their aunts. It also affects how your brain functions, so basically for the past four days I&#8217;ve been sick <i>and<\/i>\u00a0stupid, which is an awesome combination that doesn&#8217;t make for getting much work done, but I am tearing my facebook games UP. As such, the recap is delayed until I can get out of the grips of this flare up that has knocked me down.<\/p>\n<p>However, in the interest of not just saying, &#8220;I&#8217;m sick, shit isn&#8217;t getting done,&#8221; for the forty-billionth time this year, let me offer you a selection of what I feel is my finest blogging work, that you may not have seen before:<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/jennytrout.blogspot.com\/2010\/08\/oh-no-abuela-es-muerte-we-need-to-go.html#comment-form\">Dora the Explorer visits the Underworld<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/jennytrout.blogspot.com\/2011\/11\/half-my-genes-1000-times-nicholas.html\">My son&#8217;s Hearst-like commitment to crushing his enemies<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/jennytrout.blogspot.com\/2011\/11\/happy-heil-oween.html\">That time my kids alienated the entire neighborhood with a Nazi salute<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/jennytrout.blogspot.com\/2011\/07\/these-are-probably-worst-cupcakes-in.html#comment-form\">Sweeney Todd cupcakes<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/jennytrout.blogspot.com\/2011\/02\/my-dog-is-forrest-gump-of-dogs-if.html\">My stupid dog<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<div>So, tl;dr, the recap will, like a beautiful allergy sneeze softly illuminated by the setting sun, happen when it happens, and thanks for your patience.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey everybody! My ongoing medical bullshit has sidelined me again, and I&#8217;ve been partially bed-bound for four days. I try to not too talk a&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=296\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Recap schedule update<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/296"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=296"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/296\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=296"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=296"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=296"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}