{"id":2992,"date":"2012-05-11T22:54:00","date_gmt":"2012-05-11T22:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jennytrout.wordpress.com\/2012\/05\/11\/chedwards-penis-is-closed-for-business"},"modified":"2012-05-11T22:54:00","modified_gmt":"2012-05-11T22:54:00","slug":"chedwards-penis-is-closed-for-business","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=2992","title":{"rendered":"Chedward&#8217;s Penis is closed for business!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Thank you, everyone, for your entries into the &#8220;Name Chedward&#8217;s Penis&#8221; contest! Comments are now closed here, but I can&#8217;t close them at goodreads.com. So, any comments at Good Reads suggesting penis names will be scrutinized for the appropriate time stamps.<\/p>\n<p>The winners will be announced on Monday. May the best weenis win.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thank you, everyone, for your entries into the &#8220;Name Chedward&#8217;s Penis&#8221; contest! Comments are now closed here, but I can&#8217;t close them at goodreads.com. So,&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=2992\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Chedward&#8217;s Penis is closed for business!<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2992"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2992"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2992\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2992"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2992"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2992"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}