{"id":3231,"date":"2012-03-29T22:52:00","date_gmt":"2012-03-29T22:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jennytrout.wordpress.com\/2012\/03\/29\/playing-with-my-food"},"modified":"2012-03-29T22:52:00","modified_gmt":"2012-03-29T22:52:00","slug":"playing-with-my-food","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=3231","title":{"rendered":"Playing with my food"},"content":{"rendered":"
For a treat with dinner tonight, we’re having smiley fries. I like smiley fries, because they display the whole spectrum of the human experience.<\/div>\n
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This one is happy:<\/div>\n
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\u00a0This one is winking:<\/p>\n

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This one is evil:<\/p>\n

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\u00a0This one is fat:<\/p>\n

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This one is skinny:<\/p>\n

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This one has a disfiguring head tumor:<\/div>\n
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\u00a0This one used to run a dry cleaning business… before the accident…:<\/p>\n

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This one is… wait.<\/div>\n

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Wait a second.<\/p>\n

Is this one…<\/p>\n

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Huh. That seems oddly specific.<\/div>\n

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For a treat with dinner tonight, we’re having smiley fries. I like smiley fries, because they display the whole spectrum of the human experience. This…<\/p>\n

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