{"id":3268,"date":"2012-03-05T13:40:00","date_gmt":"2012-03-05T13:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jennytrout.wordpress.com\/2012\/03\/05\/kirk-cameron-stop-giving-me-stuff-to-blog-about"},"modified":"2012-03-05T13:40:00","modified_gmt":"2012-03-05T13:40:00","slug":"kirk-cameron-stop-giving-me-stuff-to-blog-about","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=3268","title":{"rendered":"Kirk Cameron, stop giving me stuff to blog about."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am, at this moment, torn between two options. One of them is finish my book that is due in mere days. The other is to spend my morning writing blistering hot m\/m fanfic about Kirk Cameron&#8217;s &#8220;Mike Seaver&#8221; character and his now-legally married husband, Boner, on their big, gay wedding night.<\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Unfortunately, I have to choose the book. Besides, we all know that Kirk can&#8217;t read, anyway. Taking in new information is considered a sin to his kind.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am, at this moment, torn between two options. One of them is finish my book that is due in mere days. The other is&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=3268\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Kirk Cameron, stop giving me stuff to blog about.<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3268"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3268"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3268\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3268"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3268"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3268"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}