{"id":3504,"date":"2011-06-24T21:09:00","date_gmt":"2011-06-24T21:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jennytrout.wordpress.com\/2011\/06\/24\/wherein-i-change-the-lines-to-mean-girls-to-be-about-billy-joel-instead-of-regina-george"},"modified":"2011-06-24T21:09:00","modified_gmt":"2011-06-24T21:09:00","slug":"wherein-i-change-the-lines-to-mean-girls-to-be-about-billy-joel-instead-of-regina-george","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=3504","title":{"rendered":"Wherein I change the lines to Mean Girls to be about Billy Joel instead of Regina George"},"content":{"rendered":"

How do I even begin to explain Billy Joel?<\/p>\n

Billy Joel is flawless. He has two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus.<\/p>\n

I hear his hair’s insured for ten-thousand dollars.<\/p>\n

I hear he does car commercials. In Japan.<\/p>\n

His favorite movie is Varsity blues.<\/p>\n

One time, he met John Stamos on a plane. And he told him he was pretty.<\/p>\n

One time, he punched me in the face. It was awesome.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
He always looks fierce. He always wins Spring Fling Queen.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

How do I even begin to explain Billy Joel? Billy Joel is flawless. He has two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus. I hear his…<\/p>\n

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