{"id":3538,"date":"2011-04-18T13:16:00","date_gmt":"2011-04-18T13:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jennytrout.wordpress.com\/2011\/04\/18\/what-its-like-living-in-michigan"},"modified":"2011-04-18T13:16:00","modified_gmt":"2011-04-18T13:16:00","slug":"what-its-like-living-in-michigan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=3538","title":{"rendered":"What it&#8217;s like living in Michigan"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align:left;\">Today I was going to blog two new xtranormal videos of my husband and I having normal husband\/wife conversation, just to prove that we&#8217;re both probably mentally ill.  However, when I went to bed yesterday, it looked like this outside:<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center;\"><\/div>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/jennytrout.files.wordpress.com\/2011\/04\/72b1c-the_field_by_joker84.jpeg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5596913673933498786\" \/><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align:center;\"><\/div>\n<p>And when I got up this morning, it looked like this:<\/p>\n<div><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/jennytrout.files.wordpress.com\/2011\/04\/28e30-antarctica.jpeg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5596914469831939938\" \/><\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>So I felt this was something I couldn&#8217;t let slip idly past without comment.<\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Here&#8217;s my comment: &#8220;What the shit is this? Wasn&#8217;t it 83 degrees last Sunday? And we complained that the house was too hot and we all slept nekkid on top of our covers because it was unbearably warm? And now there&#8217;s snow on the ground and in the trees like a goddamned Christmas wonderland? What the balls?&#8221;<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>There are a lot of clever jokes about Michigan and what it&#8217;s like to live here, but I think for the people who don&#8217;t live in the midwestern United States, well, they can&#8217;t possibly know that those jokes are basically all true.  There was an email forward going around for a while called &#8220;You know you&#8217;re a Michigander if&#8230;&#8221; and there was a part where it says, &#8220;If you&#8217;ve ever had sunburn and frostbite in the same week.&#8221;<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>That&#8217;s this week, folks. That&#8217;s this week.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today I was going to blog two new xtranormal videos of my husband and I having normal husband\/wife conversation, just to prove that we&#8217;re both&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=3538\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">What it&#8217;s like living in Michigan<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3538"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3538"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3538\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3538"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3538"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3538"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}