Jenny:<\/b>\u00a0AND OMG NETFLIX STREAM THE FUCK OUT OF A ROYAL AFFAIR. I’m not even fucking around, you have to watch this movie.<\/p><\/blockquote>\nBronwyn:<\/b>\u00a0I’m getting nothing else done today…<\/p><\/blockquote>\nJenny:<\/b>\u00a0Then it is a perfect day for Danish movies. TRAGIC DANISH ROMANCE. MADS MIKKELSEN. PONYTAIL.<\/p><\/blockquote>\nBronwyn:<\/b>\u00a0AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I’m in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\u00a0<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
A short time later…<\/p>\n
Bronwyn:<\/b>\u00a0This is like costume porn!!!! MADS IS ON A HORSE!!!!!<\/p><\/blockquote>\nJenny:<\/b>\u00a0HE’S TOTALLY ON A HORSE! AND HE FENCES, TOO! AND THEY DANCE BRONWYN! THEY DANCE!<\/p><\/blockquote>\nBronwyn:<\/b>\u00a0This is going to make me cry, isn ‘t it?<\/p><\/blockquote>\nJenny:<\/b>\u00a0Yes. Big, snotty sobs. I took a break toward the end, because I was like, “Pump the brakes, Dr. Struensee!” and I was like, “Let me mentally prepare myself.”\u00a0<\/p><\/blockquote>\nBronwyn:<\/b>\u00a0DANCING!!!!!<\/p><\/blockquote>\nJenny:\u00a0<\/b>DANCING! That scene was suuuuuuuuper hot. I think the dancing scene in that movie has replaced the dancing scene in the 2005 pride and prejudice as my all time favorite sexual tension dancing scene.<\/p><\/blockquote>\nBronwyn:\u00a0<\/b>\u00a0It was AMAZING!!!! Seriously fucking hot and makes me want to write a historical.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Another short time later…<\/p>\n
Bronwyn:<\/b>\u00a0Mads just told Chistian that he doesn’t need to sign every little thing.<\/p><\/blockquote>\nJenny:<\/b>\u00a0LOL, that scene, btw, the “You don’t have to sign everything” scene, was where I was like, “PUMP THE BRAKES BRO.” Okay. Okay, go and watch. I’ll be here for you.\u00a0<\/p><\/blockquote>\nBronwyn:<\/b>\u00a0You’d better be, ’cause you got me into this.<\/p><\/blockquote>\nJenny:<\/b>\u00a0OMG DID SHE HAVE THE BABY YET?!<\/p><\/blockquote>\nBronwyn:<\/b>\u00a0YES!!!<\/p><\/blockquote>\nJenny:<\/b>\u00a0WAS IT NOT HEARTBREAKING THAT HE COULDN’T EVEN SEE HIS CHILD?!<\/p><\/blockquote>\nBronwyn:\u00a0<\/b>I’m still weeping.<\/p><\/blockquote>\nJenny:<\/b>\u00a0I FELT SO BAD FOR THEM!<\/p><\/blockquote>\nBronwyn:<\/b>\u00a0It was AWFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It’s time for the ball now. THE ANGRY MOB<\/p><\/blockquote>\nJenny:<\/b>\u00a0THINGS ARE NOT GOING WELL BRONWYN!<\/p><\/blockquote>\nBronwyn:<\/b>\u00a0Her little boy!!!!!!!!<\/p><\/blockquote>\nJenny:<\/b>\u00a0I feel like our relationship is deepening having shared this experience. I know I’m pretty high, but I’m sure that’s happening.\u00a0<\/p><\/blockquote>\nBronwyn:<\/b>\u00a0I’m pretty sure you’re right.<\/p><\/blockquote>\nJenny:<\/b>\u00a0This movie is romantic as fuck. We might get pregnant right now.\u00a0<\/p><\/blockquote>\nBronwyn:<\/b>\u00a0PULL OUT!!! PULL OUT!!!!<\/p><\/blockquote>\nJenny:\u00a0<\/b>No doubt. Dude, you’re a doctor. Think this shit through. Like, maybe\u00a0inoculating\u00a0for smallpox can wait a second while you invent some kind of reliable method of birth control.\u00a0<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\u00a0Bronwyn:<\/b>\u00a0Exactly!!! They’re NOT GONNA GET PARDONED JEN!!!!!<\/p><\/blockquote>\nJenny:<\/b>\u00a0I was like, sobbing, out loud, “THEY ARE NOT GOING TO GET PARDONED!”<\/p><\/blockquote>\nBronwyn:<\/b>\u00a0BRANDT DIDN’T DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!\u00a0<\/p><\/blockquote>\nJenny:<\/b>\u00a0MY HEART!\u00a0<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
After it was over…<\/p>\n
Bronwyn:<\/b>\u00a0So now that my soul is crushed and I’m gutted…<\/p><\/blockquote>\nJenny:\u00a0<\/b>WAS THAT NOT THE MOST ROGODDAMNEDMANTIC THING YOU EVER SAW? I didn’t have any kleenex, because I was in bed and I left it downstairs. So my nose was all dripping snot and I wiped it on the sheet and I had to wash my sheets. BUT I AM NOT ASHAMED.\u00a0<\/p><\/blockquote>\nI have to say, I had heard about this story because I spend a lot of time needlessly researching european history and also everything else on Wikipedia, but dry “this happened, then this happened” history doesn’t feel so tragic.
DON’T RIDE HORSES WITH HIM YOU ARE GOING TO FALL IN LOVE
(BTW, that was my inner monologue all last night)
DON’T [x] WITH HIM YOU ARE GOING TO FALL IN LOVE.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Just like, over and over as I watched it, like some kind of demented person who stands in front of trains.\u00a0<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Bronwyn:<\/b>\u00a0THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT IT FELT LIKE! Like I was standing in front of a damn train the whole time!!!!!<\/p><\/blockquote>\nJenny: <\/b>I am so blogging this tomorrow.<\/p><\/blockquote>\nBronwyn: <\/b>DO IT!!!\u00a0<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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