{"id":366,"date":"2013-04-08T16:17:00","date_gmt":"2013-04-08T16:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jennytrout.wordpress.com\/2013\/04\/08\/stuff-that-has-been-going-on-in-my-house-in-no-particular-order"},"modified":"2013-04-08T16:17:00","modified_gmt":"2013-04-08T16:17:00","slug":"stuff-that-has-been-going-on-in-my-house-in-no-particular-order","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=366","title":{"rendered":"Stuff that has been going on in my house, in no particular order."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Two nights ago, when I stumbled wearily to bed, I used the last of the toilet paper in the upstairs bathroom. Because I am a loving wife, I used my lipstick to make a note on the mirror, to warn my husband of the situation: &#8220;TP BEFORE U POO.&#8221; This morning, husband I found the message neatly corrected, in a different shade of lipstick, in our eleven year old&#8217;s handwriting: &#8220;TP <u>AFTER<\/u>\u00a0YOU POO.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Firmoo, an online eyeglass store, contacted me about reviewing a pair of their sunglasses. I accepted, received the glasses, and&#8230; we haven&#8217;t had even a little bit of sun since.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Yesterday, D-Rock, Mr. Jen, and I made the biggest Secret Breakfast yet. Pancakes, bacon, candied bacon, chorizo breakfast burritos, chicken fried steak and gravy, hash browns, scrambled eggs, and orange juice hand-squeezed by D-Rock. And we ate it up before the kids came home from church. Behold the insanity:<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear:both;text-align:center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/jennytrout.files.wordpress.com\/2013\/04\/img_0009.jpg\" style=\"margin-left:1em;margin-right:1em;\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" border=\"0\" height=\"400\" src=\"http:\/\/jennytrout.files.wordpress.com\/2013\/04\/878a0-img_0009.jpg\" width=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear:both;text-align:left;\"><\/div>\n<ul>\n<li>D-Rock spat in my eye.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear:both;text-align:center;\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear:both;text-align:left;\">New Buffy recap will be up tomorrow. In the meantime&#8230; TP <i>after<\/i>\u00a0u poo.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two nights ago, when I stumbled wearily to bed, I used the last of the toilet paper in the upstairs bathroom. Because I am a&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=366\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Stuff that has been going on in my house, in no particular order.<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/366"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=366"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/366\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=366"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=366"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=366"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}