{"id":3694,"date":"2010-08-23T22:11:00","date_gmt":"2010-08-23T22:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jennytrout.wordpress.com\/2010\/08\/23\/thinking-about-cyrus"},"modified":"2010-08-23T22:11:00","modified_gmt":"2010-08-23T22:11:00","slug":"thinking-about-cyrus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=3694","title":{"rendered":"Thinking about Cyrus&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If I have learned one important lesson from this whole JLA vs. LKH blog dust up gossip fest (that still continues&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/dearauthor.com\">Dear Author<\/A> featured it in their link round up today), it&#8217;s that people friggin love Cyrus.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m still not sure why.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t get me wrong, there are tons of &#8220;bad boys&#8221; that I love.  <A HREF=\"http:\/\/jenniferarmintrout.blogspot.com\/2009\/09\/five-characters-that-im-pretty-sure-you.html\">I&#8217;ve even blogged about them before.<\/A>  But I don&#8217;t really understand what&#8217;s so appealing about Cyrus.  Maybe because I&#8217;ve spent so much time writing him.  And maybe because I had to call upon all my selfish, negative personality traits to cobble him together.  Cyrus is the kind of person I would be if I had just a little bit less conscience.  You know, minus the statutory rape and child murder.<\/p>\n<p>But I must be crazy, because I miss the bastard.  I would absolutely like to write him again.  And from the messages I&#8217;ve gotten from some of you, I think you&#8217;d like me to write him again, as well.  Unfortunately, I can&#8217;t just write him, because he doesn&#8217;t belong to me anymore, and the people he does belong to don&#8217;t feel there would be a readership for him.  So, I&#8217;m starting a grassroots thing right now.<\/p>\n<p>If you love Cyrus, if you want to read about him again, leave a comment here to that effect.  Have your friends who don&#8217;t read my blog but like Cyrus come do it, as well.  I want to see if I&#8217;m right, that there are people out there who would send my publisher some dollars for another few hundred pages of Cyrus.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve already found out how powerful word of mouth can be when I open my mouth wide enough.  Let&#8217;s see if the same goes for Cyrus.  Leave your comments.  Honk if you love Cyrus.  And if there are no honks, then I can put him to his final rest on my &#8220;to do&#8221; list.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If I have learned one important lesson from this whole JLA vs. LKH blog dust up gossip fest (that still continues&#8230; Dear Author featured it&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=3694\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Thinking about Cyrus&#8230;<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3694"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3694"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3694\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3694"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3694"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3694"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}