{"id":3769,"date":"2010-05-11T21:50:00","date_gmt":"2010-05-11T21:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jennytrout.wordpress.com\/2010\/05\/11\/my-coworkers-are-lazy"},"modified":"2010-05-11T21:50:00","modified_gmt":"2010-05-11T21:50:00","slug":"my-coworkers-are-lazy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=3769","title":{"rendered":"My coworkers are lazy."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, I&#8217;m sharing office space with these two new guys.  They&#8217;re quiet, that&#8217;s a plus, but they don&#8217;t really do anything.  They just stare at me, and occasionally they eat.  They don&#8217;t look very smart.<\/p>\n<p>They look kind of like this:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jennytrout.files.wordpress.com\/2010\/05\/goldfish.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/jennytrout.files.wordpress.com\/2010\/05\/7dfce-goldfish.jpg?w=300\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Except there are two of them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, I&#8217;m sharing office space with these two new guys. They&#8217;re quiet, that&#8217;s a plus, but they don&#8217;t really do anything. They just stare at&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=3769\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">My coworkers are lazy.<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3769"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3769"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3769\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3769"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3769"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3769"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}