{"id":3812,"date":"2009-12-07T15:01:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-07T15:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jennytrout.wordpress.com\/2009\/12\/07\/100-pages-in-5-days-starts-now"},"modified":"2009-12-07T15:01:00","modified_gmt":"2009-12-07T15:01:00","slug":"100-pages-in-5-days-starts-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=3812","title":{"rendered":"100 pages in 5 days starts&#8230; now."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That&#8217;s right.  Today I embark on my goal of 100 pages in 5 days.  Because NaNo is for pussies.  If you&#8217;ve never done something this fool hardy and painful, I highly suggest it.<\/p>\n<p>I have my Diet Coke.  I have my prescription pain killers.  I have an army of nutcrackers standing behind my laptop because my desk has been pressed into holiday service.  Under their toothy smiles and wooden stares, I will accomplish my goal.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That&#8217;s right. Today I embark on my goal of 100 pages in 5 days. Because NaNo is for pussies. If you&#8217;ve never done something this&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=3812\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">100 pages in 5 days starts&#8230; now.<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3812"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3812"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3812\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3812"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3812"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3812"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}