{"id":3836,"date":"2009-11-25T00:25:00","date_gmt":"2009-11-25T00:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jennytrout.wordpress.com\/2009\/11\/25\/worlds-effing-collide"},"modified":"2009-11-25T00:25:00","modified_gmt":"2009-11-25T00:25:00","slug":"worlds-effing-collide","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=3836","title":{"rendered":"Worlds Effing Collide."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you thought &#8220;Bad Romance&#8221; was weird, well, Beyonce proves once again that she is the master of EVERYTHING.  No one else can come close.  She tries to give you a seizure rather than depicting one through interpretive dance, plays with Nerf guns, and I&#8217;m pretty sure she challenged Lady Gaga to a <I>Flashdance<\/I> chair-off.<\/p>\n<p>[youtube http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=jz5V_AeKiMA&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you thought &#8220;Bad Romance&#8221; was weird, well, Beyonce proves once again that she is the master of EVERYTHING. No one else can come close.&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=3836\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Worlds Effing Collide.<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3836"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3836"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3836\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3836"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3836"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3836"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}