{"id":3851,"date":"2009-11-13T13:52:00","date_gmt":"2009-11-13T13:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jennytrout.wordpress.com\/2009\/11\/13\/the-internet-ruins-everything"},"modified":"2009-11-13T13:52:00","modified_gmt":"2009-11-13T13:52:00","slug":"the-internet-ruins-everything","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=3851","title":{"rendered":"The internet ruins everything."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Had an awesome signing last night at Schuler Books in Lansing.  Super cool, although they served wine and I ended up signing a bunch of stock, &#8220;Legalize it!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So, this morning I&#8217;m nursing my hangover (no, it wasn&#8217;t just the wine&#8230; the fishbowl of Margarita at La Senorita was a contributing factor to my delinquency) and enjoying <I>Pocoyo<\/I> with my daughter.<\/p>\n<p>What is Pocoyo, you ask?  Only the single most soothing thing on the face of the motherfucking planet.<\/p>\n<p>[youtube http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Bxu3jfqpItE&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;]<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a Spanish show that was dubbed into English and narrated by a super enthusiastic Stephen Fry.  When we discovered this show on Netflix on XBox Live, I thought, &#8220;This will distract the kid for a while, so I can make a poo in peace, without her leaning her chubby elbows on my knees and engaging me in a babbling discourse about something only she has a clue about.  But once it started, I couldn&#8217;t look away.  I just kept staring at the screen.<\/p>\n<p>I suppose one could say that Pocoyo&#8217;s world is a nightmarish white void of possibility, and that Pocoyo represents our Id, materializing desires from thin air in a realm of limited responsibility and resulting in his ultimate destruction, but I choose instead to enjoy the quiet simplicity of a child of indeterminate gender cavorting with various animal pals in an easy-to-digest format.<\/p>\n<p>But for a long time, something about Pocoyo, himself, was puzzling.  I could have sworn I&#8217;d seen him somewhere else.  Where was it?  It seemed like it wasn&#8217;t in a particularly nice context&#8230; where had I see him before?<\/p>\n<p>Oh, yeah.  From one of my LJ friend&#8217;s icons:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jennytrout.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/11\/th_aids.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/jennytrout.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/11\/852af-th_aids.png?w=90\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The internet ruins EVERYTHING.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Had an awesome signing last night at Schuler Books in Lansing. Super cool, although they served wine and I ended up signing a bunch of&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=3851\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The internet ruins everything.<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3851"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3851"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3851\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3851"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3851"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3851"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}