{"id":3859,"date":"2009-11-09T15:29:00","date_gmt":"2009-11-09T15:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jennytrout.wordpress.com\/2009\/11\/09\/panera-of-the-damned"},"modified":"2009-11-09T15:29:00","modified_gmt":"2009-11-09T15:29:00","slug":"panera-of-the-damned","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=3859","title":{"rendered":"Panera of the Damned"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How is it that Panera bread can be this busy at 10am on a Monday?  Seriously, what is up with this?  I&#8217;m sitting here waiting for <A HREF=\"http:\/\/bronwyngreenblog.blogspot.com\">Bronwyn Green<\/A> to get here, and the place is packed.  Don&#8217;t any of you people have jobs?  You can&#8217;t all be as irresponsible as me.<\/p>\n<p>As you can see, I&#8217;m really out of ideas in the blog arena.  I swear, I&#8217;ll have something interesting to say soon.<\/p>\n<p>BTW, there is a guy up here that looks just like Michael Stipe, and another guy who looks like Billy Ray Cyrus.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How is it that Panera bread can be this busy at 10am on a Monday? Seriously, what is up with this? I&#8217;m sitting here waiting&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=3859\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Panera of the Damned<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3859"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3859"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3859\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3859"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3859"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3859"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}