{"id":3936,"date":"2009-08-15T16:09:00","date_gmt":"2009-08-15T16:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jennytrout.wordpress.com\/2009\/08\/15\/i-want-coffins-damnit"},"modified":"2009-08-15T16:09:00","modified_gmt":"2009-08-15T16:09:00","slug":"i-want-coffins-damnit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=3936","title":{"rendered":"I want coffins, damnit."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It seems I can&#8217;t get away from the bloodsuckers.  Apparently, I will be writing a brand spanking new vampire novel for Mira.  And that&#8217;s fine with me.  But it&#8217;s hard to come up with ideas that are fresh in a genre that everyone is tired of.  Not to mention the fact that any book with a vampire in it, no matter what that vampire is doing, is written off as &#8220;just another vampire book.&#8221;  Seriously, if they head read Dracula in Reading Lolita in Tehran, that would have been reviewed as a vampire book.<\/p>\n<p>So, how to make something people are going to want to read, that is free from the pitfalls of modern stories?  I have to say, I&#8217;m going to have to start with the heroine.  Now, in Blood Ties, Carrie Ames was a doctor.  But it seems like there are only three professions that ever run into vampires in fiction these days: doctors (and medical examiners), detectives, and vampire slayers.<\/p>\n<p>Doctor, I&#8217;ve already done.  Detective?  So many people have detectives, I want to set this one out.  Vampire slayers?  Again, what can I do to distinguish my vampire slayer for anyone else&#8217;s vampire slayer?  Give her three tits?  I&#8217;m at a loss here.<\/p>\n<p>So, there is problem number one.  I remember someone had a dentist who met a vampire with a broken fang, and while that&#8217;s cute, I&#8217;m not really &#8220;cute,&#8221; am I?  I mean, <I>I<\/I> am cute, but my writing style, not so much.<\/p>\n<p>Then, there is the vampire.  Yes, I suppose he could be human and she could be a vampire, but I&#8217;m not interested in that, damnit.  I like my vampires to be sexy, and have wieners.  So many people have been saying they&#8217;re tired of vampires who don&#8217;t like being vampires, but I don&#8217;t know&#8230; I&#8217;m not sure I could make a romance out of a guy who loves killing folks.<\/p>\n<p>I want coffins in this story, though.  I know that.  In the Blood Ties series, everyone slept in beds.  But this time, I want coffins.<\/p>\n<p>More to come.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It seems I can&#8217;t get away from the bloodsuckers. Apparently, I will be writing a brand spanking new vampire novel for Mira. And that&#8217;s fine&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=3936\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I want coffins, damnit.<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3936"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3936"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3936\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3936"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3936"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3936"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}