{"id":3988,"date":"2009-04-01T15:06:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-01T15:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jennytrout.wordpress.com\/2009\/04\/01\/nothing-important-really"},"modified":"2009-04-01T15:06:00","modified_gmt":"2009-04-01T15:06:00","slug":"nothing-important-really","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=3988","title":{"rendered":"Nothing Important, Really."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>At Barnes and Nobel there was a book called &#8220;Depression for Dummies.&#8221;  Wouldn&#8217;t being called a dummy make you more depressed?<\/p>\n<p>Doing dishes while listening to The Smiths makes you way more depressed than regular doing the dishes.<\/p>\n<p>I AM HUMAN AND I NEED TO NOT BE DOING DISHES.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At Barnes and Nobel there was a book called &#8220;Depression for Dummies.&#8221; Wouldn&#8217;t being called a dummy make you more depressed? Doing dishes while listening&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=3988\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Nothing Important, Really.<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3988"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3988"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3988\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3988"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3988"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3988"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}