{"id":4056,"date":"2008-12-10T21:13:00","date_gmt":"2008-12-10T21:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jennytrout.wordpress.com\/2008\/12\/10\/where-the-hell-is-my-sweater"},"modified":"2008-12-10T21:13:00","modified_gmt":"2008-12-10T21:13:00","slug":"where-the-hell-is-my-sweater","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=4056","title":{"rendered":"Where the hell is my sweater?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have\/had an awesome sweater.  It was\/is orange.  I wore it all the time last winter, before I started &#8220;showing.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Now, I cannot find it.<\/p>\n<p>I want my sweater.  Where the hell did it go?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have\/had an awesome sweater. It was\/is orange. I wore it all the time last winter, before I started &#8220;showing.&#8221; Now, I cannot find it.&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=4056\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Where the hell is my sweater?<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4056"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4056"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4056\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4056"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4056"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4056"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}