{"id":4070,"date":"2008-11-20T16:13:00","date_gmt":"2008-11-20T16:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jennytrout.wordpress.com\/2008\/11\/20\/two-things-2"},"modified":"2008-11-20T16:13:00","modified_gmt":"2008-11-20T16:13:00","slug":"two-things-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=4070","title":{"rendered":"Two Things:"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1. Could someone be a peach and buy me the Aston Martin DBS, please?  Shiny and red, if it isn&#8217;t too much of a bother, with the touchtronic shifting option.<\/p>\n<p>2. If my season 4 Doctor Who dvds do not arrive today, I will burn down everything in the whole world.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. Could someone be a peach and buy me the Aston Martin DBS, please? Shiny and red, if it isn&#8217;t too much of a bother,&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=4070\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Two Things:<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4070"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4070"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4070\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4070"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4070"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4070"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}