{"id":4108,"date":"2008-09-25T12:42:00","date_gmt":"2008-09-25T12:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jennytrout.wordpress.com\/2008\/09\/25\/and-then-i-totally-died"},"modified":"2008-09-25T12:42:00","modified_gmt":"2008-09-25T12:42:00","slug":"and-then-i-totally-died","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=4108","title":{"rendered":"AND THEN I TOTALLY DIED"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>THIS IS ALL CAPSLOCK BECAUSE IT IS THAT IMPORTANT ALSO THERE WILL BE NO PUNCTUATION BECAUSE WHO HAS TIME FOR THAT WHEN THE BEST THINGS IN THE WHOLE WORLD HAVE JUST HAPPENED<\/p>\n<p>THIS IS THE NEWS OUT OF DISNEY <B>TRON 2<\/B> IS GO FOR LAUNCH FOR REALS Y&#8217;ALL THEY ARE MAKING ANOTHER TRON MOVIE ALSO TIM BURTON IS DOING ALICE IN WONDERLAND WITH JOHNNY DEPP AS THE MAD HATTER AND OH YEAH I ALMOST FORGOT<\/p>\n<p><H1>THEY ANNOUNCED PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN FOUR I THINK I JUST SHAT MYSELF WITH EXCITEMENT.<\/H1><\/p>\n<p>HERE IS THE FULL STORY AT <A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.aintitcool.com\/node\/38482\">AIN&#8217;T IT COOL NEWS<\/A> NOW I NEED TO LIE DOWN FOR A LONG TIME BECAUSE I AM DIZZY.<\/p>\n<p>*IS DED*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>THIS IS ALL CAPSLOCK BECAUSE IT IS THAT IMPORTANT ALSO THERE WILL BE NO PUNCTUATION BECAUSE WHO HAS TIME FOR THAT WHEN THE BEST THINGS&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=4108\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">AND THEN I TOTALLY DIED<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4108"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4108"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4108\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4108"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4108"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4108"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}